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|name = Conan Clarkson
 
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The Park Knight
  
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ConansWorld
  
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[[Cuck Clarkson]]
  
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* The Park Knight
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* Son
  
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* LT
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* OG (by [[Ellis Pinzon|Pinzon]])
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* Cownan (by [[Sam Baas|Baas]])
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* Wonan
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* Lieutenant Liability
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* Conan Calories (by [[Kael Soze|Soze]])
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[[Richard Richardson]]
  
[[Richard Richardson]]
 
* Cousin
  
* Cousin
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|birthDate = January 18th, 1995
  
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|age = 25
  
 
|birthPlace = Liberty City, Liberty, USA
  
|birthPlace = Liberty City, Liberty, USA
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|nationality = American
 
|gender = Male
  
|gender = Male
 
|species = Human
  
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*[[Blaine County Sheriff's Office]]
  
   
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*[[Beaver Bush Park Ranger Station]]
  
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*[[San Andreas State Park Rangers]]
  
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|employer = [[Blaine County Sheriff's Office]]
  
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|occupation = Conservation Officer
  
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*Lead Ranger
 
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[[Cuck Clarkson]]
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Field Training Officer
  
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Interceptor Certified
  
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|formerAffiliation = [[Street Racing Unit]]<br>
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[[San Andreas State Park Rangers]]<br>
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Air Certified
  
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* Ranger Corporal
   
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SWAT Certified
  
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|leoBadge# = 399
  
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*[[Ramee El-Rahman]]
  
 
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'''Conan Clarkson''' is a character role-played by [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee Ramee].
  
   
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'''Conan Clarkson''' is a character role-played by [[Ramee]].
   
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== General Description ==
  
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Conan Clarkson is a Senior Deputy for the '''[[Blaine County Sheriff's Office]]''', Badge '''#399.'''
  
   
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==General Description==
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Clarkson also operates as a Park Ranger for the '''[[Beaver Bush Park Ranger Station]]'''.
  
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Conan Clarkson was a Ranger Corporal of the '''[[San Andreas State Park Rangers]]''', Badge '''#299'''.
   
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==Personality==
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Conan is renowned in the city for being boisterous and a prankster. This has led to numerous appearances in court in the past, most notably with employees of '''Otto's Autos'''. However, he can be an excellent field and pursuit leader when needed, as he has demonstrated multiple times. <ref> [Video] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6C0LqpQeI&t Conan Personality 1]</ref><ref> [Video] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdadS1hrpx0 Conan Personality 2]</ref>
   
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He is also highly protective as a department lead, and constantly works to make the '''San Andreas State Park Rangers''' a better division. He is a close friend of '''Trooper [[Jack Ripley]]''', one of the heads of the '''[[K9|K9 Unit]]''', and worked to ensure that every '''State Park Ranger''' was trained to be a '''K9 Handler'''. He also worked with '''Trooper [[Jackie Snow]]''', to ensure that '''State Park Rangers''', if willing, are able to access the training needed to pilot '''[[Air Corps|Air-1]]'''.
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== Background Information ==
  
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[[File:parkrangerbadge.png|left]] Conan Clarkson, born and raised in Liberty City, always wanted to be a Park Ranger. Ever since he was a boy, he had a fascination for wildlife and nature. He would always bring home rabbits and squirrels to his mom to see if he could eat it.
  
   
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==Background Information==
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Eventually, he grew out of bringing home roadkill, and decided to preserve parks and oversee recreations. He moved to Los Santos and became a Park Ranger for the '''San Andreas State Parks Center''', where he works with '''[[Jessica the Park Ranger|Jessica]],''' who will shoot anyone that stands too close to her.
  
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[[File:parkrangerbadge.png|200px|thumb|left]]
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Conan Clarkson, born and raised in Liberty City, always wanted to be a Park Ranger. Ever since he was a boy, he had a fascination for wildlife and nature. He would always bring home rabbits and squirrels to his mom to see if he could eat it.
   
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Eventually, he grew out of bringing home roadkill, and decided to preserve parks and oversee recreations. He moved to Los Santos and became a Park Ranger for the '''San Andreas State Parks Center''', where he works with '''[[Jessica the Park Ranger|Jessica]]''', who will shoot anyone that stands too close to her.
   
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==Notable Events==
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== The Park Ranger's History ==
  
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First of his name, last of his kind. Conan Clarkson is the last Park Ranger to grace the city of Los Santos. He is famous for his general incompetence, lack of driving ability, and also his lack of a penis.
  
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Otto's Auto's vs Conan''' &#160;
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'''July 10th 2021 - Otto's Auto's vs Conan'''
   
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On '''July 10''', '''Conan''' went to '''[[Ottos Autos]]''' for a repair, entering the mechanic shop at high speeds, striking multiple employees. When the employees approached '''Conan''', they stated that he was banned. In response '''Conan''' showed the employees his badge saying, ''“I’m Park Ranger Conan Clarkson.”''
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[[File:newparkrangeroffice.PNG||left|thumb|215x215px]] According to the Original Park Ranger, [[Ziggy Buggs|'''Ziggy Buggs''']], Clarkson hasn't performed the "ritual on the mountain" to be a ''REAL'' Park Ranger. That doesn't stop Clarkson from driving his Park Ranger truck, patrolling the '''[[Beaver Bush Park Ranger Station|Park Ranger HQ]]''' , and taking care of any fallen mountain lions.
  
   
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Later on in his shift, '''Conan''' returned to Otto’s entering the shop at somehow even higher rates of speed, hitting a wall and being ejected from his vehicle. While at the shop '''Conan''' was heard being said, “''Am I still banned?''” On his exit '''Conan''' ran over multiple employees (sending '''[[James Arsenal]]''' into the ICU), and struck multiple vehicles. After that moment of pure SBS, the employees from Otto’s 911’d that they were struck and ran over by the ranger. Two officers arrived on scene, Senior Officer '''[[Jeffrey Bundy]]''' and Officer '''[[Dwayne Carter]]'''. After collecting multiple statements and collecting evidence, a warrant was put out on the ranger.
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Park Ranger Clarkson fears NOTHING. ''Coyotes?'' - Please, don't insult him. ''Warlords?'' - HA, nice one. Park Ranger Clarkson is a mountain lion whisperer. He is one with nature. That is his natural habitat. Murder Kitties fear Clarkson.
  
   
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'''Conan''' returned to Mission Row Police Department, attended the meeting and was placed in cuffs by '''Bundy'''. Multiple officers found problems with this and told '''Bundy''' to just put it on the docket.
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Clarkson gives free tours of his Park Ranger's office. He would start the tour by lifting (and eventually killing) the coyote on top of the hill in front of the Park Ranger's office.
  
   
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Later- on '''July 30th''', '''Conan''' and '''[[Richard Richardson]]''' went to Otto's before the court case, and shot their weapons into the air, and into some of the vehicles parked at the shop. In the court case '''Conan''' was found not guilty of Hit & Run, but was found guilty of Assault with a Deadly Weapon x3, and was sentenced to mandatory anger management.
   
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Despite being banned from Otto’s, '''Conan''' has gone into the business multiple times disguised and identifying himself as '''[[Ellis Pinzon]]''' or '''[[Ziggy Buggs]]'''.
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== Current Events ==
  
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=== Compromising footage ===
  
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Following an incident at the prison where '''[[Garfield Henderson]]''' attempted to bite Clarkson's thigh (but bit too far up, and ended up biting Clarkson's penis off), his fellow officers had the body part put on ice. Clarkson was transported to the hospital; but after a series of events, the body part was stolen. 
  
   
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And on '''August 9th''', '''Conan''' entered Otto’s and discovered that he was no longer banned, and he hit people on the way out, again. '''Conan '''was contacted by '''[[Alan Crane]]''', a lawyer representing Otto’s. As it turned out '''Crane''' along with the employees were messing with the ranger, and '''Crane''' even offered to help expunge his record.
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A group of masked men held for ransom, demanding Clarkson to come visit them to retrieve it. When Clarkson arrived, he was held up at gun point, and forced to eat it on camera.
  
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Underwood vs Conan''' &#160;
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'''October 16th 2021 - Underwood vs Conan'''
   
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On the '''16th of October''', '''Conan''', whilst at MRPD, ordered '''[[Jim Underwood]]''' to the '''[[Beaver Bush Park Ranger Station|Beaver Bush Ranger Station]]'''. He subsequently admitted to '''[[Olivia Copper]]''', who he had been riding with, that he was going to beat Underwood] up. '''Underwood''' agreed over the radio and proceeded to break off mid-chase after responding to a race to meet with '''Conan'''.
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Eventually, '''[[Uchiha Jones]]''' contacted him and was able him a new "shoko", crafted by '''[[Boston Dynamics]]'''. Clarkson calls it the "''Fuckmaster 9000''".
  
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Officer Cuck Clarkson
  
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'''Conan''' and '''Underwood''' met on the Baytree Canyon Drive and drove to Beaver Bush Ranger Station together. Upon arriving, '''Conan''' pulled out a '''[[Skorpion]]''' and placed a '''C4''' in his pockets. He then commanded Underwood to "follow him" and walked into the office, whilst '''Underwood''' questioned '''Copper''' about '''Conan''' as both followed him into the office.Whilst walking into the office, '''Conan''' said that "Underwood is a little tied up here Brittany" and proceeded to maliciously chuckle over the radio afterwards. Multiple welfare checks occurred over the radio, and '''Conan''' as well as '''Copper''' stated '''Underwood''' was ok. '''[[Brittany Angel]]''', hearing this, became concerned and proceeded to slowly make her way to the '''Ranger Station'''.
   
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'''Conan''' ordered '''Underwood''' to take a seat in his office, and confronted him about his request for ranger liveries which had been delayed for some time, whereas three new interceptors for the PD had arrived. He proceeded to shoot the '''Skorpion''' at the ground and threatened '''Underwood''' with the '''C4''' in his pockets.
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=== '''Drug Usage''' ===
  
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On '''November 29th, 2019''', while on duty as a Corrections Officer at '''Bolingbroke Penitentiary''', Clarkson received a bag of "ass meth" from a Russian inmate. In return, he reduced the time of the inmate, and tried the ass meth. 
  
   
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'''Conan''' questioned '''Underwood''', to which he responded that Conan's emails had been in his junk mail. '''Conan''', getting angrier, shot '''Underwood''' four times and shot '''Copper''' once whilst '''Angel''' videoed from the window with her phone. Suspecting someone was outside, '''Conan''' ran onto the balcony of the ranger station, but failed to find '''Angel'''. Upon re-entering the office, he pulled out his '''[[Rocket Launcher (RPG-7)|Rocket Launcher]]''' and pointed it at '''Underwood''', which '''Angel''' also managed to take a picture of. Whilst taking the picture, '''Conan''' saw '''Angel''' in the window with her phone, and proceeded to chase her.
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Clarkson became addicted to the drug, continued to use it multiple times; smuggling some out of the prison. Clarkson gave a sample of the drug to Judge '''[[Dennis LaBarre|LaBarre]]''', who refused to try it, and advised Clarkson to destroy it.
  
   
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After '''Conan''' shot '''Angel's''' interceptor, '''Underwood''', '''Angel''' and '''Copper''' held '''Conan''' at gunpoint. '''Conan''' was ordered to suck the bullets out of '''Underwood''' at which point, he dropped the C4 in his pockets and all parties ran for cover. Eventually, '''Conan''' gave '''Underwood''' $225,000 for the Interceptor, Explorer and Charger liveries.
   
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Later, on the 5th of December, '''Conan''', whilst in the Shift One PD meeting, twatted out "25k On Underwoods Head". '''Jim Underwood''' was subsequently held up and brought to the Ranger Station by '''[[Vinny Pistone]]''' when '''Underwood''' went to '''[[Maldini's Pizzeria]]'''. '''Vinny Pistone''' never received the money from '''Conan'''.
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=== '''Employment Status''' ===
  
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In July of 2020, it was discovered Conan was living out in the forest after becoming uneasy with the status and direction the police department was going back in March/April. Conan was called upon by Jesus to bring back order to the city. Conan is now regularly seen in action fighting crime and is working towards his Interceptor certification.
  
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==Momentous Dates within the Government==
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===Unified Police Department===
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Rank'''
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Insignia'''
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Date'''
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! rowspan="2" style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Ranger'''
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| rowspan="2" |{{SASPRRank|ran}}
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| colspan="2" |''PD Ranking Restructure; Badge '''#399''' ''
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|'''February 5th, 2021'''
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| colspan="2" |''Changed Badge Number to '''#299''' ''
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|'''March 2nd, 2021'''
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! rowspan="5" style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Sergeant'''
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| rowspan="5" |{{SASPRRank|sgt}}
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| colspan="2" |''Promoted to Sergeant''
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|'''August 9th, 2021'''
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|[[File:Air_Cert_Green.png]]
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|''Air Certified''
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| rowspan="2" |'''August 12th, 2021'''
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|[[File:Interceptor_Cert.png]]
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|''Interceptor Certified''
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|[[File:Motor_Cert_Green.png]]
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|''Motorcycle Certified''
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|'''August 17th, 2021'''
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|[[File:K9_Cert_Green.png]]
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|''K9 Certified; Handler for '''[[Bonan]]''' ''
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|'''August 18th, 2021'''
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! rowspan="3" style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Lieutenant'''
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| rowspan="3" |{{SASPRRank|lt}}
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| colspan="2" |''Promoted to Lieutenant''
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| rowspan="2" |'''October 15th, 2021'''
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|[[File:SRU_Cert.png]]
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|''Appointed as Pursuit Driver in the '''SRU''' ''
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|[[File:Charger_Cert.png]]
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|''Interceptor Restructure; Charger only Access''
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|'''April 21st, 2022'''
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Game Warden'''
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|{{SASPRRank|gw}}
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| colspan="2" |''Promoted to Game Warden''
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|'''September 20th, 2022'''
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! rowspan="2" style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Senior Ranger'''
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| rowspan="2" |{{SASPRRank|snr}}
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| colspan="2" |''2023 PD Restructure; Badge '''#299''' ''
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| rowspan="2" |'''March 6th, 2023'''
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|[[File:SRU_Cert.png]]
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|'' '''SRU''' Disbanded''
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! style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Deputy Game Warden'''
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|{{SASPRRank|dgw}}
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| colspan="2" |''Promoted to Deputy Game Warden''
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|'''March 7th, 2023'''
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!style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Senior Ranger'''
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|{{SASPRRank|snr}}
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| colspan="2" |''Stepped Down to Senior Ranger''
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|'''June 2nd, 2023'''
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! rowspan="2" style="color: white; background:#1b1844;" |'''Ranger Corporal'''
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| rowspan="2" |{{SASPRRank|cpl}}
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| colspan="2" |'' '''SASPR''' Restructure; Transitioned to Ranger Corporal''
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|'''August 17th, 2023'''
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| colspan="2" |''Fired''
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|'''August 28th, 2023'''
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=== [[Jessica the Park Ranger]] ===
  
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Conan had a relationship with her, but on 2020-03-15 she was brutally executed by Conan after rejecting him in public.
  
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'''Brian Knight''' and '''Conan''' have known each other for a long time and are very close. The two worked together in the Old City frequently, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together now.
   
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The two are a dangerous duo when together, with '''Knight''' supplying the "evil ideas" and '''Conan''' doing it, as '''Knight''' remarked in ''The People vs Kyle Pred'', on April 7th, 2022.
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'''Conan''' and '''Joel Garcia''' often patrolled together, especially during '''Shift 3'''. They are close friends, often bantering with one another, and engaging in Twatter wars with criminals.
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Conan got to know Mervin Napoli through Joel Garcia, who is close to him. Another one of Conan's Shift 3 patroll partners, the two can often be seen patrolling in an interceptor, often along with Garcia.
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'''Raycardo Flick''' is an officer who '''Conan''' has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.
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'''Sam Baas''' and '''Conan''' are close friends, with '''Baas''' being one of '''Conan''' and the '''SASPR's''' biggest advocates. '''Baas''' also helps '''Conan''' with managing his department, with '''Conan''' regularly coming to him for advice regarding potential Rangers and the odd promotion.
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== '''Achievements''' ==
  
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# '''December 18th''' is '''National Park Ranger Day'''. In celebration of Clarkson's sole ranking, the entire police force bears the Park Ranger uniform, vehicle livery, and operates under the callsign of '''399'''.
  
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#Conan Clarkson is one of eight officers to hold all LEO five certifications (Air, FTO, Interceptor, K9, and SWAT). The other officers who hold all certifications are, Sergeants '''[[Brittany Angel]]''', and '''[[Matt Rhodes]]''', and Troopers [[AJ Hunter|'''AJ Hunter''']], '''[[Jackie Snow]]''', '''[[Olivia Copper]]''', '''[[Kael Soze]],''' and '''[[Tony Andrews]].'''<br />
  
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== Trivia ==
  
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* The '''LAST '''and''' ONLY''' park ranger.
  
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* Had a sex change to a woman for a short period of time.
  
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* Has a pet turtle named Mehdi.
  
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* Has cosplayed as both '''[[Kael Soze]]''' and '''[https://www.twitch.tv/drdisrespect Dr. Disrespect]'''.
  
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* It has been stated many times that Conan is just "'''[[Ramee El-Rahman]]''' with a badge".
  
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* Despite his rank of Park Ranger, he is employed by the '''Blaine Country Sheriff's Office,''' instead of the '''[https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/San_Andreas_Park_Ranger State of San Andreas Parks Department]'''.
  
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* Many people call him "''Cockless Clarkson''" - he is honestly a big deal.
  
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* Has eaten his own dick
  
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* Was previously $35,000,000 in debt to State billed by [[Francis J Francer|Francis]]. On '''August 4th, 2020''', Conan's debt was cleared by [[Bobby Smith]].
 
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* Put a 50K bounty on [[Matt Rhodes]] and [[Brittany Angel]].
  
   
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'''T.J. Mack''' and '''Conan''' have known each other for a long time. The two enjoy a very close relationship, having been officers for 3 years, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together when '''Conan''' is on duty.
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== Quotes ==
  
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* ''"I'm the last of its kind the last Park Ranger."''
  
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* ''"What the fuck did you just say to me?"''
  
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* ''"Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with a Park Ranger."''
  
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Domenic Toretti]]
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* ''"I'm just a Park Ranger."''
  
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* ''"What's up douchebag? This is Conan Clarkson."''
  
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* ''"This is Park Ranger, Conan Clarkson, with The San Andreas Park Center; operating under the Blaine County Sheriff's Office."''
  
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* ''"This is Conan 'Code 4' Clarkson, aka Triple C."''
  
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Ensley Alton]]
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Fingle Dan]]
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'''Fingle Dan''' is a deputy who '''Conan''' has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department. Conan also heavily fucks with Fingle.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[A.J. Hunter]]
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'''AJ Hunter''' is one of '''Conan's''' closest friends in the '''[[Unified Police Department/3.0]]'''. '''AJ''' was one of '''Conan's''' few FTOs, and the two officers have been close ever since. '''Conan''' supported '''AJ''' in his pursuit of becoming a Trooper, even allowing him to become a Ranger, so that he would be a part of the '''State Police'''.
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The two officers, when on duty at the same time, can often be found patrolling together and if in separate cars, the two will sometimes pit one another. They also happen to get in trouble together, having being reprimanded by multiple officers senior to them in the Captain's Office of the '''Mission Row Police Department'''.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Jack Ripley]]
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'''Jack Ripley''' and '''Conan''' are good friends within the Police Department. '''Jack''' usually backs '''Conan''' up whenever he needs it, and often supports him with Command issues, especially disciplining other officers. The two members of the '''State Police''' can often be found engaging in SBS behaviour when together.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Olivia Copper]]
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'''Olivia Copper''' and '''Conan''' have known each other for a long time. '''Copper''' will often patrol with '''Conan''' when he is on duty, and will often be damage control for '''Conan's''' SBS antics.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Tony Andrews]]
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'''Tony Andrews''' and '''Conan''' have known each other for a long time. They are close friends, with '''Andrews''' being the leader of the SASPR during its early days. The two, when on duty at the same time, can often be seen pranking other officers, the most iconic being when they pranked '''Jim Underwood'''.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[John Mineo]]
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Honathan Yolo]]
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Tessa Lamb]]
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'''Conan''' and '''Tessa''' are good friends, with '''Tessa''' being one of the three longest serving Rangers in the '''San Andreas State Park Rangers'''. '''Tessa''' is one of the first people that '''Conan''' will speak with regarding department matters, and strongly values her input on making the department better. '''Conan''' and '''Tessa''' also support each other with legislation changes and budget issues, with '''Tessa''' having instituted several changes in legislation pertaining to Hunting and Fishing, and '''Conan''' being largely responsible for obtaining and using funds to better the Park Ranger Department.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Wesley Arnold]]†
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'''Wesley Arnold''' is a deputy who '''Conan''' has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.
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! style="background:#1b1844;" | [[Ziggy Buggs]]
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As the ''Original Park Ranger'', Conan and Ziggy are good friends. As the two leads of the '''San Andreas State Park Rangers''', the two have built the department from the ground up, along with '''Tessa Lamb''', making the Department one of the most stable and enjoyable departments to be in, second only to the '''San Andreas State Police'''.
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==Trivia, Quotes, and Clips==
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{{#tag:tabber|
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Trivia=
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* He was known as "''The Lone Ranger''" and "''The Last Ranger''", being the only ranger in the city for some time.
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* He was promoted to Lieutenant after helping the PD win a Paintball Tournament.
  +
* His callsign when bringing out Air-1 is "Cockless 1".
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* Known for being brash and upfront with his colleagues.
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* He finally got his mobility scooter from [[Kayne Larp|Yeager]] on August 28, 2023.
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{{!}}-{{!}}
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*''"What the fuck did you just say to me?"''
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*''"Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with a Park Ranger."''
 
* ''"Are you serious right now?"''
  
* ''"Are you serious right now?"''
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* ''"Dude."''
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*''"Dude."''
 
* ''"I'm not an Officer; I'm a Park Ranger."''
  
* ''"I'm not an Officer; I'm a Park Ranger."''
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* ''"It's time to catch these fucking scumbags."''
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*''"It's time to catch these fucking scumbags."''
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* ''"This city is a dying whore."''
  
 
* ''"Are you brain dead?"''
  
* ''"Are you brain dead?"''
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* ''"I'm kinda a big deal."''
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*''"I'm kinda a big deal."''
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* ''"I get busy in these streets. I fuck bitches, get money."''
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*''"I get busy in these streets. I fuck bitches, get money."''
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*''"Just another day in the life of a Park Ranger, what can I say."''
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* ''"I'm all about that static."''
  
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* ''"Just another day in the life of a Park Ranger, what can I say."''
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* ''"I'm $35 million in debt."''
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*''"I'm $35 million in debt."''
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* ''"Does it make sense Bob"''
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*''"Does it make sense Bob"''
  
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*''"Bob come here I gotta talk to you"''
  
 
*''"Ranger shit baby!"''
  
*''"Ranger shit baby!"''
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*''"Yo Yo OG"'' (with [[Ellis Pinzon]])
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*''"Are you a crackhead?"''
  
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*''"Fuck [[Jack Davenport|Davenport]]."''
   
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{{!}}-{{!}}
   
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*[https://streamable.com/6p5xte WTF is Ranger Clarkson doing?]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwy5_XKJ3Ts Conan gets promoted to lieutenant]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKDS1O98Ys Conan and Andrews Pranking Jim Underwood]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6C0LqpQeI&t Conan responds to AU vault heist]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdadS1hrpx0&t Conan leads a Shift 3 Vault Response]
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==Copypastas==
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==Gallery==
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{{#tag: tabber|
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*We get it, you wanna win. A fucking cop that is a non-stop try hard, hangs around the pink cage looking for the newbies to the city so you can arrest them to pad your stats, camps the jewelry store after a tsunami, walks away from your own arrests so you don't have to do the paperwork and stays away from the hood because you know they will easily take you out. Have a good one bud.
  
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*Listen here you tsunami rushing 🌊 one pump dumping 🔫 house robbing 🏠 7:30 pawning ⏰ oxy running 💊 car chopping 🚗 weed selling 🌳 Pokémon card selling 🐹 brake checking 🚫 tire tazing 🔧 mag dumping 💢 cop car stealing 🚨 cop impersonating 👮 gas pouring ⛽ great ocean fleeca robbing 🤑 crack smoking ⚗️ cocaine snorting ⛷️ lockpicking 🔑 aluminum buying 🗜️ stock selling 📈 2-man vaulting 🏦 with no ID on them 📇 SCUMBAGS.
  
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Tcg 004 Conan-Clarkson.png|[[NoPixel Trading Card Game|NoPixel Card]]
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CONAN 2.png|Ranger Clarkson
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Clarksonhat.jpg|Campaign Hat
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Clarksonnohat.jpg|Long Sleeves
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Ramee37.png|Campaign Hat and Vest
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Conan with Bonan Barkson and his cougar.jpg|Conan with [[Bonan|Bonan Barkson]] and his cougar
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ConanC1.png|East Side
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ConanLootbox.png|Lieutenant Lootbox
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Conan and AJ Hunter.png|Conan and [[A.J. Hunter|A.J.]]
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Conan and Underwood.png|[[Jim Underwood|Underwood]] and Conan
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ConanJacket.png|Windbreaker
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ConanLT.png|K9 Vest
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== Conan Clips ==
  
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# [https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticCulturedLobsterOMGScoots the 2 time!!]
  
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ConanC2.png|Lieutenant Clarkson
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee/clip/SparklingDifficultPassionfruitMoreCowbell?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time Show me your hands]
  
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Conan waits for repair.png|Conan waits for a repair
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# [https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperSmilingAmazonCoolStoryBro Ramee KEKW clip]
  
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Conan Clarkson and AJ Hunter.jpg|Conan and [[A.J. Hunter|A.J.]]
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee/clip/BlazingAmusedDotterelJonCarnage?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time INCEPTION]
  
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ConanCopstacking.png|Copstacking
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee/clip/ManlyOptimisticPigANELE?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time gets new car crashes instantly]
  
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Conan Ziggy Kyle.png|Conan, [[Ziggy Buggs|Ziggy]], and [[Kyle Pred|Pred]]
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee/clip/BrightAliveSnailKlappa?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time conan clarkson perma'd by firing squad] 
  
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ConanClarksonPodium.PNG|Conan, [[Mina Price|Mina]], [[Tessa Lamb|Tessa]], and [[Claire Everly|Claire]]
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/ramee/clip/AbstruseOptimisticFungusVoHiYo?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time RAUUUUUL]
  
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Conan shanked by Mr K.png|[[Mr. Kebun|Mr. K]] stabbing Conan inside [[Beaver Bush Park Ranger Station|Beaver Bush]]<br><small>Apr 2022</small>
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# [https://www.twitch.tv/koil/clip/AliveCreativeBatBIRB my immersion]
  
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Ranger station - April 2022.png|The Rangers at the Ranger Station<br><small>Apr 2022</small>
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# [https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulAffluentPhonePanicBasket park ranger for Halloween]
  
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ConanKidnappedbyRandyBullet.png|Conan kidnapped by [[Randy Bullet|Randy]]<br><small>Oct 5, 2022</small>
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# [https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularDarlingCormorantGivePLZ park ranger takes meth]
  
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Conan and Garcia.png|Conan and [[Joel Garcia|Garcia]] at the Vault<br><small>Oct 21, 2022</small>
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Rangermeeting.PNG|Conan and Ziggy lead biggest ever Ranger Meeting after Barncroft leaves<br><small>Oct 28, 2022</small>
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ConanBoris.png|Conan with [[Boris Bear|Boris]]<br><small>Nov 3, 2022</small>
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Conan Clarkson Shelby stretching.jpg|Conan and [[Shelby Lane]] stretching before working out<br><small>Mar 7, 2023</small>
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Conan ClarksonShelbyLane workout.jpg|Conan and Shelby jogging on the beach<br><small>Mar 7, 2023</small>
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AJ Hunter Conan Clarkson.jpg|Conan and A.J. inside Beaver Bush<br><small>Mar 14, 2023</small>
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Conan Kaminski Mercury.jpg|Conan & [[Ernest Kaminski|Kaminski]] pose with a captured criminal ([[Mercury Frost]])<br><small>May 11, 2023</small>
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File:Conan Clarkson Forest FanArt.png|By @Binder on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson Smile FanArt.png|By @Binder on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson sideview FanArt.png|By @amaranthyn on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson Heart FanArt.png|By @Binder on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson Star FanArt.png|By @Binder on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson our favourite Ranger Fan Art.jpg|By @jake... on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson Employee of the Month FanArt.png|By @Foofie on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson Sergeant Ranger and his Squad FanArt.png|By @AsuraKing on Discord
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File:Conan Clarkson with a Raptor FanArt.png|By @lyrinova on Discord
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File:Sgt. Conan Clarkson FanArt.jpg|By [https://twitter.com/207_1042/status/1424991106249416752 @207_1042] on Twitter
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File:Conanart.jpg|By [https://twitter.com/kpinzi_art/status/1539402034062950402 @kpinzi_art] on Twitter
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File:Conaninksday.png|By @Inksday on Discord
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File:Conanscooter.png|By @eth4nexe on Discord
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CcPR.PNG|Vest, Hat, and Motor Pants Uniform
  
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Conan7.PNG|Jacket + Turtleneck Uniform
  
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ClarksonNewBadge.png
  
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Conan8.PNG|DOC Uniform
  
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ConanDoC.png|DOC Uniform with No Hat
  
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Conan5.PNG
  
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Conan6.PNG
  
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Conanrifle1.PNG
  
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Conan1.png|Conan in Court
  
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MurderKittyStandoff.png|Conan Clarkson & Lauren Forcer in the Dojo
  
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Conanwoman2.png|Woman Look
  
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Ramee17.PNG|Conan with a Beanbag Shotgun
  
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Conanpoint.PNG|Conan sees a mountain lion
  
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Conanpickanimal.PNG|Conan's Lunch
  
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Conanrangerstation.PNG|Conan at the Park Ranger Station
  
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Conantruck.PNG|Conan standing next to a Park Ranger Truck
 
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ConanasKaelsoze.PNG|Conan Cosplay as Kael Soze for Halloween 2019
  
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Conandoc.PNG|Conan Cosplay as DrDisrespect
  
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Conanfired.jpg|Park Ranger Newspaper
  
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Conandickeat.png|Eating his own dick
  
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UnderwaterClarkson.jpeg|Conan underwater
  
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Conan12.PNG|Medic Uniform
  
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Conan13.PNG|Jacket + Turtleneck Uniform
  
   
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{{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/pentium-pro/mike-block-scott-ridley-ft-clarkson}}
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==Songs==
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhBfjIi0NVw Diss Track prod by DJ Linx]
   
 
{{Ramee Navbox}}
  
{{Ramee Navbox}}
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[[Category:Male]]
  
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[[Category:Characters]]
  

Latest revision as of 12:15, 23 March 2024


Conan Clarkson is a character role-played by Ramee.

General Description

Conan Clarkson was a Ranger Corporal of the San Andreas State Park Rangers, Badge #299.

Personality

Conan is renowned in the city for being boisterous and a prankster. This has led to numerous appearances in court in the past, most notably with employees of Otto's Autos. However, he can be an excellent field and pursuit leader when needed, as he has demonstrated multiple times. [1][2]

He is also highly protective as a department lead, and constantly works to make the San Andreas State Park Rangers a better division. He is a close friend of Trooper Jack Ripley, one of the heads of the K9 Unit, and worked to ensure that every State Park Ranger was trained to be a K9 Handler. He also worked with Trooper Jackie Snow, to ensure that State Park Rangers, if willing, are able to access the training needed to pilot Air-1.

Background Information

Parkrangerbadge

Conan Clarkson, born and raised in Liberty City, always wanted to be a Park Ranger. Ever since he was a boy, he had a fascination for wildlife and nature. He would always bring home rabbits and squirrels to his mom to see if he could eat it.

Eventually, he grew out of bringing home roadkill, and decided to preserve parks and oversee recreations. He moved to Los Santos and became a Park Ranger for the San Andreas State Parks Center, where he works with Jessica, who will shoot anyone that stands too close to her.

Notable Events

Otto's Auto's vs Conan  

July 10th 2021 - Otto's Auto's vs Conan

On July 10, Conan went to Ottos Autos for a repair, entering the mechanic shop at high speeds, striking multiple employees. When the employees approached Conan, they stated that he was banned. In response Conan showed the employees his badge saying, “I’m Park Ranger Conan Clarkson.”

Later on in his shift, Conan returned to Otto’s entering the shop at somehow even higher rates of speed, hitting a wall and being ejected from his vehicle. While at the shop Conan was heard being said, “Am I still banned?” On his exit Conan ran over multiple employees (sending James Arsenal into the ICU), and struck multiple vehicles. After that moment of pure SBS, the employees from Otto’s 911’d that they were struck and ran over by the ranger. Two officers arrived on scene, Senior Officer Jeffrey Bundy and Officer Dwayne Carter. After collecting multiple statements and collecting evidence, a warrant was put out on the ranger.

Conan returned to Mission Row Police Department, attended the meeting and was placed in cuffs by Bundy. Multiple officers found problems with this and told Bundy to just put it on the docket.

Later- on July 30th, Conan and Richard Richardson went to Otto's before the court case, and shot their weapons into the air, and into some of the vehicles parked at the shop. In the court case Conan was found not guilty of Hit & Run, but was found guilty of Assault with a Deadly Weapon x3, and was sentenced to mandatory anger management.

Despite being banned from Otto’s, Conan has gone into the business multiple times disguised and identifying himself as Ellis Pinzon or Ziggy Buggs.

And on August 9th, Conan entered Otto’s and discovered that he was no longer banned, and he hit people on the way out, again. Conan was contacted by Alan Crane, a lawyer representing Otto’s. As it turned out Crane along with the employees were messing with the ranger, and Crane even offered to help expunge his record.

Underwood vs Conan  

October 16th 2021 - Underwood vs Conan

On the 16th of October, Conan, whilst at MRPD, ordered Jim Underwood to the Beaver Bush Ranger Station. He subsequently admitted to Olivia Copper, who he had been riding with, that he was going to beat Underwood] up. Underwood agreed over the radio and proceeded to break off mid-chase after responding to a race to meet with Conan.

Conan and Underwood met on the Baytree Canyon Drive and drove to Beaver Bush Ranger Station together. Upon arriving, Conan pulled out a Skorpion and placed a C4 in his pockets. He then commanded Underwood to "follow him" and walked into the office, whilst Underwood questioned Copper about Conan as both followed him into the office.Whilst walking into the office, Conan said that "Underwood is a little tied up here Brittany" and proceeded to maliciously chuckle over the radio afterwards. Multiple welfare checks occurred over the radio, and Conan as well as Copper stated Underwood was ok. Brittany Angel, hearing this, became concerned and proceeded to slowly make her way to the Ranger Station.

Conan ordered Underwood to take a seat in his office, and confronted him about his request for ranger liveries which had been delayed for some time, whereas three new interceptors for the PD had arrived. He proceeded to shoot the Skorpion at the ground and threatened Underwood with the C4 in his pockets.

Conan questioned Underwood, to which he responded that Conan's emails had been in his junk mail. Conan, getting angrier, shot Underwood four times and shot Copper once whilst Angel videoed from the window with her phone. Suspecting someone was outside, Conan ran onto the balcony of the ranger station, but failed to find Angel. Upon re-entering the office, he pulled out his Rocket Launcher and pointed it at Underwood, which Angel also managed to take a picture of. Whilst taking the picture, Conan saw Angel in the window with her phone, and proceeded to chase her.

After Conan shot Angel's interceptor, Underwood, Angel and Copper held Conan at gunpoint. Conan was ordered to suck the bullets out of Underwood at which point, he dropped the C4 in his pockets and all parties ran for cover. Eventually, Conan gave Underwood $225,000 for the Interceptor, Explorer and Charger liveries.

Later, on the 5th of December, Conan, whilst in the Shift One PD meeting, twatted out "25k On Underwoods Head". Jim Underwood was subsequently held up and brought to the Ranger Station by Vinny Pistone when Underwood went to Maldini's Pizzeria. Vinny Pistone never received the money from Conan.

Fired from PD and Treason  

tbw

Momentous Dates within the Government

Unified Police Department

Rank Insignia Note Date
Ranger SASPR-R1 PD Ranking Restructure; Badge #399 February 5th, 2021
Changed Badge Number to #299 March 2nd, 2021
Sergeant SASPR-R4 Promoted to Sergeant August 9th, 2021
Air Cert Green Air Certified August 12th, 2021
Interceptor Cert Interceptor Certified
Motor Cert Green Motorcycle Certified August 17th, 2021
K9 Cert Green K9 Certified; Handler for Bonan August 18th, 2021
Lieutenant SASPR-R5 Promoted to Lieutenant October 15th, 2021
SRU Cert Appointed as Pursuit Driver in the SRU
Charger Cert Interceptor Restructure; Charger only Access April 21st, 2022
Game Warden SASPR-R9 Promoted to Game Warden September 20th, 2022
Senior Ranger SASPR-R2 2023 PD Restructure; Badge #299 March 6th, 2023
SRU Cert SRU Disbanded
Deputy Game Warden SASPR-R8 Promoted to Deputy Game Warden March 7th, 2023
Senior Ranger SASPR-R2 Stepped Down to Senior Ranger June 2nd, 2023
Ranger Corporal SASPR-R3 SASPR Restructure; Transitioned to Ranger Corporal August 17th, 2023
Fired August 28th, 2023

Relationships

Police Departments

Brian Knight

Brian Knight and Conan have known each other for a long time and are very close. The two worked together in the Old City frequently, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together now.

The two are a dangerous duo when together, with Knight supplying the "evil ideas" and Conan doing it, as Knight remarked in The People vs Kyle Pred, on April 7th, 2022.

Joel Garcia

Conan and Joel Garcia often patrolled together, especially during Shift 3. They are close friends, often bantering with one another, and engaging in Twatter wars with criminals.

Mervin Napoli

Conan got to know Mervin Napoli through Joel Garcia, who is close to him. Another one of Conan's Shift 3 patroll partners, the two can often be seen patrolling in an interceptor, often along with Garcia.

Raycardo Flick

Raycardo Flick is an officer who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.

Sam Baas†

Sam Baas and Conan are close friends, with Baas being one of Conan and the SASPR's biggest advocates. Baas also helps Conan with managing his department, with Conan regularly coming to him for advice regarding potential Rangers and the odd promotion.

Cletus Cornwood
Kyle Pred
T.J. Mack

T.J. Mack and Conan have known each other for a long time. The two enjoy a very close relationship, having been officers for 3 years, and can sometimes be seen patrolling together when Conan is on duty.

William Gunner†

Domenic Toretti
Ensley Alton
Fingle Dan

Fingle Dan is a deputy who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department. Conan also heavily fucks with Fingle.

A.J. Hunter

AJ Hunter is one of Conan's closest friends in the Unified Police Department/3.0. AJ was one of Conan's few FTOs, and the two officers have been close ever since. Conan supported AJ in his pursuit of becoming a Trooper, even allowing him to become a Ranger, so that he would be a part of the State Police.

The two officers, when on duty at the same time, can often be found patrolling together and if in separate cars, the two will sometimes pit one another. They also happen to get in trouble together, having being reprimanded by multiple officers senior to them in the Captain's Office of the Mission Row Police Department.

Jack Ripley

Jack Ripley and Conan are good friends within the Police Department. Jack usually backs Conan up whenever he needs it, and often supports him with Command issues, especially disciplining other officers. The two members of the State Police can often be found engaging in SBS behaviour when together.

Olivia Copper

Olivia Copper and Conan have known each other for a long time. Copper will often patrol with Conan when he is on duty, and will often be damage control for Conan's SBS antics.

Tony Andrews

Tony Andrews and Conan have known each other for a long time. They are close friends, with Andrews being the leader of the SASPR during its early days. The two, when on duty at the same time, can often be seen pranking other officers, the most iconic being when they pranked Jim Underwood.

John Mineo
Honathan Yolo
Tessa Lamb

Conan and Tessa are good friends, with Tessa being one of the three longest serving Rangers in the San Andreas State Park Rangers. Tessa is one of the first people that Conan will speak with regarding department matters, and strongly values her input on making the department better. Conan and Tessa also support each other with legislation changes and budget issues, with Tessa having instituted several changes in legislation pertaining to Hunting and Fishing, and Conan being largely responsible for obtaining and using funds to better the Park Ranger Department.

Wesley Arnold†

Wesley Arnold is a deputy who Conan has indicated interest in bringing into the coveted Ranger Department.

Ziggy Buggs

As the Original Park Ranger, Conan and Ziggy are good friends. As the two leads of the San Andreas State Park Rangers, the two have built the department from the ground up, along with Tessa Lamb, making the Department one of the most stable and enjoyable departments to be in, second only to the San Andreas State Police.

Trivia, Quotes, and Clips

  • He was known as "The Lone Ranger" and "The Last Ranger", being the only ranger in the city for some time.
  • He was promoted to Lieutenant after helping the PD win a Paintball Tournament.
  • His callsign when bringing out Air-1 is "Cockless 1".
  • Known for being brash and upfront with his colleagues.
  • He finally got his mobility scooter from Yeager on August 28, 2023.

  • "What the fuck did you just say to me?"
  • "Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with a Park Ranger."
  • "Are you serious right now?"
  • "Dude."
  • "I'm not an Officer; I'm a Park Ranger."
  • "It's time to catch these fucking scumbags."
  • "Are you brain dead?"
  • "I'm kinda a big deal."
  • "I get busy in these streets. I fuck bitches, get money."
  • "Just another day in the life of a Park Ranger, what can I say."
  • "I'm $35 million in debt."
  • "Does it make sense Bob"
  • "Ranger shit baby!"
  • "Yo Yo OG" (with Ellis Pinzon)
  • "Fuck Davenport."

Gallery

Songs

Diss Track prod by DJ Linx


References

  1. ↑ [Video] Conan Personality 1
  2. ↑ [Video] Conan Personality 2
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