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The Clowncil is an organization that operates within Los Santos.

Description[]

The group is often referred to as the "Clown Gang", but this name is less encouraged because of its association with gang bangers, the proclaimed enemies of the clowns. Rather, the Clowncil considers itself a family which does favors for each other and works on projects together. The group was formerly known as the "Clown Cartel" early in 2022 when they were heavy into crimes such as heists, meth trafficking, and meth running.

Background / Formation[]

Clown Cartel Formation (Brighter)

The clowns had always had a camaraderie with each other, some preferring to lay low and some wreaking chaos throughout Los Santos, but all respecting the traditions of the clown. Many clowns had been independent for quite a long time, while other clowns had grouped together on occasion for activities. Some clowns, such as Chatterbox, come from a lineage of clown blood and grew up surrounded by fellow clowns.

On January 29th, 2022, Chatterbox gathered together many clowns including Cupcake, Mirth, Scruffy, Bozo, Happy, and Giblets. The group got together at the Fun Factory and finally decided that they wanted to formally organize, something that Chatterbox and a few others had wanted for a very long time. One of the primary motivations for organizing was the mutual feelings that clowns were disrespected around Los Santos, or played second fiddle to others.

Other plans included purchasing customized vehicles for all Clowncil members and possibly taking over and managing new properties. Methods for streaming income into the family were also discussed. Mirth was identified as a possible clean face for the organization. (However, she has since left the Clowncil and joined the Royal Mafia.) Details of what constitutes the Clown Code were solidified as well as leadership and member ranking topics.

Each meeting of the clowns is sometimes referred to as a Council of Clowns (CoC).

Clown Code[]

The Clown Code is a creed and generally considered a way of life rather than a set of rules. The way of the clowns is never to be abandoned. Below are some tenets.

  • Unless operating covertly or with a different alias, never willingly remove your makeup or mask.
  • Secrets between clowns are secrets.
  • Never ruin another clown's joke.
  • Clowns do not make fun of other clowns for being clowns.
  • Promises made between clowns are to always be kept.
  • Do not steal another clown's girl or boyfriend.
  • Never betray a fellow clown.
  • Yuck mimes.
  • No swearing in the Funhouse.
  • No dirty shoes in the Funhouse.

Punishment for going against the Clown Code is that you are no longer offered the privilege of being a clown.

Note: Although Chatterbox would strongly prefer to add a blanket no swearing rule, this remains his own pet peeve. It would also seem that Chatterbox is more lenient about swearing with members of the Council, but not with anyone else. Most clowns and associates are given a rare "Swear Pass" issued by Chatterbox.

Leadership[]

Although the Clowncil has no formal leadership, Jagger "Chatterbox" Gerardy is the leader in their gang app and controls the group's membership. The more veteran clowns are looked up to for direction on activities on a daily basis. In late 2022, the clowns began referring to Happy as "The Elder" and have taken direction from him on a variety of activities, making him a form of de facto leader with Chatterbox's acquiescence. In addition to this, some clowns including Janky and sometimes Chatterbox have casually referred to BoomBoom as "the leader of the clowns", although it isn't clear yet whether this is meant to be a jest or a factual identification.

As of May 2023, BoomBoom has been selected as the Acclowntant (Treasurer) of the group, and is the primary gatekeeper for the Clown Account which holds the organization's funds.

Formerly, the Clowncil had tested a leadership style involving a Ringmaster who led the Council of Clowns for a term of 1-2 months. The Council also had a second in command under the Ringmaster named the Jester. Elections were synchronized with Los Santos mayoral elections for simplicity.

Clown Roster[]

Members[]

Clowntern (Clowns in Training)[]

Clownarounds[]

Clown Associates[]

Former Members[]

Former Associates[]

Early Clown Meetings[]

February 11th, 2021, Clown Meeting

On February 11th, 2022, many clowns met including Chatterbox, Scruffy, Bozo, Happy, Mirth, Janky, Tip-Top, Bongo, and Scruffy's roommate and self-titled "ex-clown" Easton. Despite the fact that the latter three clowns were relative newcomers, the group talked freely about successes and plans. Congratulations were sent around the room for the recent successful meth run. The group also discussed business accounting, criminal activity planning, money laundering, their businesses, properties (including warehouses and possible upcoming purchases), clown cars, and maintaining privacy and security inside and outside the Council. In particular, the clowns extensively discussed meth territory and making weekly meth runs a regular habit. The clowns also discussed dealing with a few of its enemies. Operations in Grapeseed were discussed further. The clowns also elected their first Ringmaster, the leader of the clowns. Chatterbox and Scruffy both wanted the position, and each of them gave a speech. Afterward, the clowns deliberated and subsequently elected Chatterbox as Ringmaster with Scruffy as Jester, the second in command.

Clown meeting 2022-02-21

On February 21, 2022, the clowns had a meeting on the roof of the Fun Factory. Scruffy, Janky, Mirth, Happy, Tip-Top, and Bongo (who was tardy) were in attendance. Windsong tagged along with the permission of the clowns with the promise of being discrete. Janky reviewed meth operation territory and several other aspects of defending their meth game, including the possibility of violence if a turf war emerged. Supply and distribution of firearms was reviewed. Scruffy also brought up plans for Clown College, and the status of the warehouse investigation was discussed. Mirth stressed the importance of being careful cleaning money by making deposits at the casino in a certain way. Chatterbox was not present at this meeting as he was serving time in Bolingbroke for second degree murder, but the entire group of clowns did visit and consult with him just prior.

Key Locations[]

The Funhouse[]

Funhouse in Grapeseed with sign

This is the home where Chatterbox grew up. It is a key location for Chatterbox's games. Since the clowns generally consider Grapeseed their town or turf, the Funhouse is the standard location for visible clown activity. Some people refer to the Funhouse incorrectly as "Grandma's House", and Council members are happy to correct their mistake.

Chatterbox's Funhouse rules:
1. Wipe Your Feet
2. No Swearing!!!
3. No Gangbanger Business

The Fun Factory[]

The fun factory at Rogers Salvage & Scrap was a general location for clown meetings as well as a strategic location for ditching police or gang bangers. The Council of Clowns gave up the factory to R.U.S.T to avoid a pointless war with them.

Funhouse Expansion[]

Chatterbox originally planned to expand his Funhouse operation to another location once he learned that he could not purchase the actual Funhouse outright. The Wonderama in Grapeseed was being eyed as a potential target for the Chatterbox Funhouse expansion, but got taken over by The Wastelanders.

Warehouse[]

The Clowns purchased a warehouse to amplify their meth creation and distribution business. After sharing the storage with the Royal Mafia, the Clown Cartel ended up losing the entire warehouse because of Pandora. Janky had to sell his beloved one-year-old "Bandito Bunker" because R.U.S.T. had burned the warehouse location and owner. Then the police raided the Clowncil clean face's warehouse and seized weed and a meth table.

Clown Manor[]

The Clowns used to have regular access to a mansion, owned by BoomBoom, in the North Rockford Hills of Los Santos. They used to hold meetings, make plans, and yuck around. BoomBoom eventually sold Clown Manor.

Clownseed[]

Once available, the clowns purchased four houses along a strip in Grapeseed. This was in an attempt to run other gangs out of Grapeseed and stake their claim as an anti-gang territory.

Vehicles[]

Obviously, the clowns first choice of transportation are clown vans or anything colorful or big which grabs a lot of attention. When acting more stealthy, though, they will utilize random vehicles found around town to facilitate their fun.

Clown van
Yuck Truck in flight

Clown Vans[]

Obviously, one of the main modes of transportation preferred by clowns is the clown van. The Clowns travel in style bringing fun and thrills to all Los Santos residents in these vehicles of joy.

Yuck Truck[]

The Yuck Truck is a large smasher vehicle which is nearly indestructible. It can hold many clowns and allows the family to escape many hairy situations.

Businesses[]

Clown Co.[]

This company is a clown-based venture and has a business account maintained by Chatterbox. All members of Council may have access to the account. Clown Co. is looking into real estate investments at the moment and is also saving up money for the upgraded Chatterbox Funhouse entertainment business coming in the future.

Smoke on the Water[]

Smoke on the Water is a weed channeling business and is also associated with the Council of Clowns. It is generally worked by Bozo, Scruffy, and Happy.

Crimes[]

The Clowncil has successfully performed oxy runs, banks, Bobcat, and weed distribution so far. Proceeds are to be used for business functions and crime support.

Clown Cartel in a stolen cop car

The clowns often gather volunteers from around Los Santos who wish to come to the Funhouse to play games and win prizes, sometimes with violent results. They also nab cop cars and patrol around the city as clown rule enforcers, such as when acting as swear patrol.

The clowns have also been known to act violently against individuals who disrespect the Council or clowns in general.

Bobcat Security Heist

On February 7, 2022, the Clown Cartel hit Bobcat Security for the first time. Tighty Whitey hacked the thermite; Ajax (a complete stranger who got the Bobcat Security card when he randomly robbed a Fleeca Bank with Wolfe and Chatterbox) and Cindy Tipton shot down the security guards; getaway driver Chatterbox held the hostages; and Janky guarded the motorbikes at the swap spot. To everybody's astonishment, no police responded and everybody left with their pockets full of loot.

First Big Meth Run

On February 11, 2022, Janky fronted 40 meth pillows for the Clown Cartel's first ever big meth run. Chatterbox drove the armored car with Scruffy Doodle as his passenger and gunman. Janky drove an interference car even though he had a drug trafficking conviction. Cindy Tipton rode with Janky even though she would go down for gun and drug trafficking if a judge approved the police's pending search warrant for her locked down warehouse. Tighty Whitey drove the other interference car with his passenger Blue Storm on comms. The crew gunned down the armored car security guards, and successfully dropped off the liquid meth. No police responded. The next day when the search warrant of Cindy's warehouse got denied, she and Janky managed to clean it out mere hours before Capt. Randy Wrangler, SCU Det. Demi Black, and SCU Deputy Louis Bloom raided it.

Meth Trafficking

The Clown Cartel regularly cornered meth at Rogers scrap yard, and expanded their meth operations with a warehouse, two new meth tables, a second meth cook, and more clown meth slingers. On March 12, 2022, Cpl. Lea Nova and Capt. Randy Wrangler raided Chatterbox after they caught him with the same meth strain for the third time. Nova, Wrangler, and Capt. Tracy Martell also raided Janky as an accomplice to Chatterbox's meth cornering for hitting Sgt. Brian Knight off his bike with a hammer. After Janky provoked Pandora, the Clown Cartel lost their clean face and warehouse. Chatterbox convinced the clowns to operate less like a criminal gang and rebrand themselves to the Council of Clowns. Then on April 19, 2022 due to an update in the crime apps that made gang membership a prerequisite, the clowns assumed they lost access to meth cornering and gave up on their meth operations.

S+ Boost

On March 18, 2022, the Clown Cartel joined Xavier Valentine on his S+ boost of a Sentinel Classic 6STR. When Xavier forewarned a homeowner that a boost was about to happen next-door, she identified herself as Lt. Anita May. Chatterbox and Stumbles Fumbles gunned down the locals. As Janky struggled to drive while Xavier hacked the tracking device, a rambling Irwin Dundee crashed head-on into them and flew out the windshield. Then Chatterbox crashed the interference car into a palm tree and flew out the windshield. After Xavier successfully one-shot all 15 of the S+ hacks, the police mag dumped Stumbles and Chatterbox in their interference car. Janky and Xavier then lost a firefight with the police and all four of them went to jail.

ATM Heist

On April 29, 2022, Janky finally found a tow rope during a house robbery. As a trial run, he, Xavier Valentine, Rocky Topps, Chatterbox, and Delver Lee disguised themselves as construction workers to test Fat Tony's tow rope on the Burger Shot ATM. As Fat Tony tried to attach the rope from the ATM to their bison pickup truck, Cadet Piper Paisley rolled up on them and they aborted. During Fat Tony's second attempt, Piper returned to see their pickup truck tethered to the Burger Shot ATM trying to yank it out. As the ATM refused to budge and the truck repeatedly bounced off of it like a yo-yo, the police eventually captured them all except for Xavier. During the clowns' third attempt on May 2, 2022, Janky, Rocky, and Stumbles Fumbles watched Chatterbox attach Janky's tow rope from a Sadler pickup truck to a beachside 24/7 supermarket ATM (with a getaway motorboat anchored nearby). Chatterbox drove the truck and repeatedly tugged on the ATM for about seven minutes until finally it popped out of the wall. Janky searched the ATM and stole $2412 from it, then lock picked it open to find 15 marked bills and a green phone dongle inside. No police responded.

Weed Trafficking

On June 2, 2022, Chatterbox, Cupcake, Tandy Miller, and BonBon rode around in a Stratum with 10 boxed packages of Happy D'Klown's weed to locations on a large delivery list. Terrorist fugitive Janky followed them on bike on radio. Amusingly, they couldn't get into the locked Mandem Block to deliver the seventh package. Chatterbox stood on top the Stratum to jump over the front gate. After delivering the tenth package, Chatterbox deposited the rest of the money for a total of $24,000. The clowns dumped the Stratum at a golf course.

Fleeca Bank Heist for Valuable Goods

On October 14, 2022, the Clowncil used Xavier Valentine's access codes and X Coin to rob valuable goods for the first time from a Fleeca Bank by Pink Cage. Xavier hacked the thermite, the green laptop, the decrypter, drills, and the MZE-encrypted tracked goods successfully. Janky, Chatterbox, and BonBon helped drill the safety deposit walls. Janky hacked/untangled the UTGL-encrypted tracked goods. No police responded, and the clowns got away in a box truck without having to swap into the rented helicopter they had parked atop the movie studio rooftop. Xavier collected 114 X Coin and $105,750 worth of inked money bags and marked bills.

Paleto Bank Heist for Valuable Goods

The Clowncil first tried to rob Paleto Bank (Blaine County Savings Bank) on January 16, 2023, with new clown member Mr. Ratchet guiding them through the steps. Janky electrocuted himself into unconsciousness on the local power station, a PD officer opened fire on one of the clown Wastelanders fleeing the area, and no one was able to successfully hack the blue laptop on Paleto Bank's final vault door.

On January 25, 2023, Mr. Ratchet, Chatterbox, Janky, BoomBoom, and Stumbles Fumbles attempted the Clowncil's second Paleto Bank heist for valuable goods, with Tanner Johnson hacking the blue laptop successfully this time. The heist crew looted the valuable goods inside of the Paleto vault, and unsuccessfully fled in RVs from the police. However, Mr. Ratchet was able to grapple away to safety with all of the loot.

"Illegal Exhumation" of Giblets

During the Clowncil's war against the Bondi Boys MC, the BBMC burned Giblets and other clowns alive at the Funhouse on January 23, 2023. At the hospital, clown member Mr. Ratchet held up Dr. Tsury Nanakaze demanding that he save Giblets' life. Giblets was later pronounced dead. The clowns stole his remains from the morgue and took him to the Funhouse, where they solemnly allowed the pigs to eat the rest of his body.

Stating that Mr. Ratchet had temporarily stopped Dr. Nanakaze from treating Giblets by forcing the doctor to put his hands up, Sgt. Demi Black pushed a third count of terrorism on Mr. Ratchet. The Unified Police Department/3.0 requested a $1,000,000 fine and life in prison without parole for it. She also charged him, Chatterbox, Janky, and BonBon with illegal exhumation, felony obstruction of justice, and evidence tampering for preventing the completion of Giblets' autopsy. The police requested a $750,000 fine and 10 years in prison with 10 years of parole for Chatterbox, Janky, and BonBon. Chatterbox served 2 years on a plea agreement. Judge Siobhan Fitzpatrick ruled Mr. Ratchet guilty of terrorism and illegal exhumation. She sentenced him to life in prison (eligible for a parole hearing in 30 years) and a $150,000 fine.

Second Big Meth Run

Making use of fallen clown comrade Giblets' leftover meth pillows, the Clowncil ran their second-ever big meth run in his honor on January 26, 2023. After handing over 50 meth pillows, Chatterbox, Janky, Mr. Ratchet, and BoomBoom gunned down the local security guards. Chatterbox drove the armored kuruma with Janky and Mr. Ratchet as passengers, and picked up the 10 spray bottles of floor cleaner (and a new 60-minute time limit). BoomBoom drove the interference car, Stumbles Fumbles set up a bus block at red garage, and Happy D'Klown set up a separate bus block by Burger Shot. After Chatterbox dropped off the floor cleaner by the NBC docks, he picked up his payment of $290,835. No police responded, and the Clowncil kept the armored kuruma for awhile.

Third Big Meth Run

On March 15, 2023 in a wooded Grapeseed spot, an unmasked Janky was cooking on his meth table when Officer Han Velsing rolled up on him. Although Janky got away, the police locked down and raided his house in Grapeseed, seizing a meth table and at least 10 pillows of his signature meth.

During Janky's wait to get charged with drug trafficking, the Clowncil emptied 50 meth pillows out of their warehouse for their third-ever big meth run on March 16, 2023. After the clowns gunned down the armed security guards, Chatterbox drove the armored car with Janky in the passenger seat. While Janky was refueling the armored car at the Seaside gas station, a police car rolled up on them and narrowly missed Janky with a taser shot. Chatterbox blasted down the highway as other police cars joined in on the chase and started getting aggressive. Happy D'Klown, BoomBoom, Stumbles Fumbles, and Pete Griffin all ran interference. When Chatterbox hit a turn too hard, the armored car broke on a wall by Los Santos Customs. Happy picked up Janky. Stumbles picked up Chatterbox, but they both got caught and arrested. Janky picked up Pete in a helicopter. Chatterbox and Stumbles ended up serving light sentences for the 10 spray bottles of floor cleaner in the trunk.

Oil Rig Heist

On March 21, 2023, the Clowncil received their Gang Flag and gang spray for the Funhouse. That same day, Freddy Fastfingers guided Chatterbox, Janky, BonBon, BoomBoom, and Pete Griffin through the Clowncil's first-ever Oil Rig heist (a timed mission where the tenth failed hack blows up the heavily-guarded rig). Freddy started the mission with a three-use Entry Keycard. The clowns stormed the oil rig with two gunboats and blasted the enemy ships, helicopters, and guards. The clowns cleared the oil rig's armed guards level by level, looting their possessions and fending off periodic armed helicopter attacks. Based upon the order in a translated email, Freddy one-shot all of the randomly-encrypted door hacks. After the clowns used the pipe valve stations, Freddy hacked the DDR on the generators. Then Freddy guided the clowns through the rest of the pipe valve station usages and the door color activations. With the crew racing to correct the door colors they got wrong, Freddy successfully defused the timer with less than four minutes left on the bomb. The clowns had to survive a five-minute guard attack and helicopter strike before getting extracted, and successfully held out inside of a storage container to complete the Oil Rig heist on their first try. The clowns turned in the Valuable Goods and USB Devices they received in exchange for 42 inked money bags worth 2.1 million dollars and 2541 X Coin.

Three days later on the worry that the police had caught the clowns' clean face Keith Herman during the clowns' Bay City Bank tugboat towing heist and were interrogating him, Janky suspected that the police might raid Keith's warehouse to search for the missing bank loot. Janky and Chatterbox raced to the warehouse and rushed off with the 42 inked money bags from the Oil Rig heist, leaving behind weed, Janky's other meth table, a burner phone, and the IDs of murdered mimes. When Janky returned to clear the rest, Keith's warehouse was locked down. The police raided the warehouse and seized enough evidence for two drug trafficking charges, but let Keith keep/sell the warehouse as part of a guilty plea agreement of six years in prison, six years of parole, and a $250,000 fine.

The Clowncil successfully completed another Oil Rig heist on April 26, 2023 with the team of Freddy Fastfingers, Chatterbox, Janky, Tip-Top, Stumbles Fumbles, and Delver Lee. The next day at the HOA Courthouse, Judge Norman Adams ruled Janky guilty of drug trafficking--but penalized Officer Han Velsing for the targeted 12-year charge and instead gave Janky the minimum sentence of 6 years in prison, 6 years parole, and a $350,000 fine. Afterward, Janky tossed a smoke grenade in the courtroom, launched himself from the Land Act Dam plank, parachuted, and fled the police in the Yuck Truck. As Scruffy Doodle gave comms from a helicopter, the PD chased in their own Wastelander until the Yuck Truck broke. Janky swapped to Pete Griffin's car, BonBon's car, and BoomBoom's tugboat. Janky played hide-and-seek with the pursuing PD boat, snuck off the tugboat, and swam to safety. All six of the clowns involved in the getaway escaped.

Fourth Big Meth Run

On April 28, 2023, Pete Griffin started and drove an armored kuruma meth run with BoomBoom as passenger, the police and Air-1 in pursuit, and Mr. Ratchet, BonBon, Scruffy Doodle, and Dennis impeding the police cars with blocks. Mr. Ratchet initially went down exchanging gunfire with the local security guards. The armored kuruma started smoking from collisions with police cars in the subway tunnels, got spiked and pitted in the city, and crashed out. Pete and BoomBoom escaped but lost the armored kuruma and the 10 floor cleaner spray bottles inside.

Later that day in a unique Paleto Bank Heist where the police eavesdropped on the clowns' radio comms the entire chase (because the clowns left behind Yuri who had their radio channel), Senior Ranger Jeffrey Bundy directed a swarm of police to go after drug trafficking fugitive Janky (who would serve 6 years in prison if caught). The police aggressively chased, pitted, boxed, flipped, tried to handcuff, and tried to spike Janky. Blue laptop hacker Mr. Ratchet drove getaway first in the Stratum. Janky parachuted to Scruffy Doodle's orange Tampa (where Bundy was waiting), swapped to Chatterbox's Sratum, swapped to Mr. Ratchet's car, swapped to BoomBoom's Enus, and finally swapped to the Yuck Truck brought by Scruffy and successfully drove getaway in it. Janky exhaled with relief and phoned Bundy, who vowed to add Air-1 next time.

At the conclusion of another wild police chase on May 2, 2023, the police finally arrested Janky. Trooper Jack Ripley jailed Janky to serve his drug trafficking sentence of 6 years in prison and 6 years parole.

City Vault Heist for Valuable Goods

On May 15, 2023 during the Clowncil's first City Vault heist for valuable goods, Mr. Ratchet and Bobby Porter disabled the Palmer-Taylor Power Station with BonBon and BoomBoom shooting the local police for them. Bobby Porter hacked the thermite (using Mr. Ratchet's access codes), hacked the red laptop, untangled the side doors hack with Mr. Ratchet, disabled the laser room, and untangled the door hacks on the two safety deposit rooms--but neither him nor Mr. Ratchet were able to hack the final lower vault door in time before it locked down. BonBon and Mr. Ratchet drilled the walls for valuable goods and USB devices. BoomBoom fell off the tall outside ladder. Mr. Ratchet drove getaway in a bison pickup truck (holding passengers Bobby and a downed BoomBoom) that was towing a speedboat (holding passengers Chatterbox, Janky, and BonBon). When the police wildly boxed them all in, Bobby, Chatterbox, and BoomBoom got caught. Janky sprinted to a parked G-Wagon at the red garage, picked up BonBon, escaped a shooting Senior Officer Aaron Byson, and picked up Mr. Ratchet. The three of them snatched a cuffed Chatterbox from police custody. Mr. Ratchet wedged the G-Wagon at the top of the construction site so they could all swap to his car, drove up and down flights of stairs outside of the Cerberus Business Center to successfully escape the police, hacked the tracked valuable goods, and turned everything in for 6 inked money bags, 120 marked bills, and 939 X Coin.

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Epilogue: The Next Five Years[]

The Mime Wars: A Broken Clowncil[]

In the whimsical city of Los Santos, joyous laughter once echoed through the streets. However, the onset of the Mime Wars plunged the city into a silent and bitter conflict that would forever change the face of clown warfare.

Drafted into service, the clowns faced the Mime Menace, an enigmatic and cunning adversary that emerged from the shadows. General Doodle took charge, training the clowns for the looming battle against the mimes. The clowns, initially fueled by their whimsical spirit, learned to wield weapons and defuse traps, preparing for a war that was anything but ordinary.

As the war escalated, some clowns, unwilling to face the silent horrors that awaited them, sought ways to dodge the draft. A few clever individuals found loopholes, others feigned injuries, and a handful simply disappeared into the whimsical underbelly of Los Santos, avoiding the inevitable clash with the mime forces.

The Great Mime War unfolded with a series of absurd and comical battles. Moose Knuckles, armed with chee-toe dust, unintentionally caused a mime explosion that left the clowns in awe of the unexpected firepower they possessed. Yet, the mimes proved to be formidable adversaries, orchestrating pranks and ambushes that left the clowns reeling.

Chaos ensued as the mimes seized the opportunity during a laughter-filled ambush to abduct Stumbles, a crucial mime-killer. The turning point in the war came with the clowns' failed attempt to rescue Stumbles, resulting in a demoralized and defeated Clowncil returning to Los Santos.

The once-unbreakable bond among the clowns shattered in the aftermath of the Mime Clown War. The city, now somber and divided, echoed with bitter echoes of resentment. The defeat weighed heavily on the clowns, and blame was cast upon those perceived to have failed in their duties.

Rumors and conspiracy theories circulated, accusing some clowns of being mime sympathizers or even double agents. Trust eroded, friendships crumbled, and the clowns turned on each other, nursing wounds that went beyond the visible scars of battle.

In the end, the Mime Wars left the Clowncil in disarray. In the aftermath of the Mime War, Los Santos stood as a somber city, haunted by the echoes of defeat. The once-thriving Clowncil was shattered, leaving the whimsical streets in disarray. The Great Mime War had taken its toll, and the clowns were left to pick up the pieces.

Chatterbox

In the whimsical city of Los Santos, Chatterbox led the thriving Clowncil with joyful antics until the onset of the Clown Wars. Drafted into service, the clowns faced the Mime Menace, with Chatterbox struggling with the enforced silence and inner demons. Illiterate and unable to decipher a crucial missive, Chatterbox's ignorance led to a tragic minefield incident, causing a friend's injury. Learning to read with Moose Knuckles' help, Chatterbox eventually embraced literacy.

In a mimetic conspiracy, Chatterbox unwittingly aided the mimes in orchestrating a prank during a laughter-filled ambush. The mimes seized the opportunity to abduct Stumbles, a crucial mime-killer, leading to a turning point in the war. Despite a daring rescue, the clowns ultimately lost to the cunning mimes, returning defeated and demoralized to Los Santos. The once-unbreakable bond among clowns shattered, leaving behind bitter echoes of resentment in the somber city.

Bozo

In 2023, the Mime Clown War erupted, causing Bozo to become a double agent, infiltrating the mimes while struggling with loyalty to his clown comrades. Discovering a Mime-written Clown Bible, he exposed the mimes' deceit but was framed by Clowngress. Serving an unjust prison sentence, Bozo persisted, gathering evidence and eventually being cleared by influential clowns. After five years, he returned as a changed clown, using his experiences to educate others about the importance of unity and resilience, becoming a symbol of hope in a city healing from the Mime Clown War.

Janky

Kirk Jerkems, once content with his clown family in Los Santos, faces a grim reality as the Clowncil falls apart amidst the destruction of the funhouse and the looming threat of the Great Mime War. Drafted into the war, Kirk, along with other clowns, trains under General Doodle. Kirk, paired with Mini, forms the deadly "Country Skreets" unit, wreaking havoc on mimes. Despite initial victories, the clowns struggle, suffering casualties.

Upon Stumbles' capture, a rescue mission ensues, but Kirk's perception of Stumbles as a bumbling fool shatters. Kirk, unable to reconcile this transformation, abandons the Clowncil, vowing to fight the war alone. He becomes a lone wolf, battling mimes with a growing sense of paranoia. Eventually, Kirk discovers the clowns' surrender, leaving him emotionally shattered and swearing off the clown life.

Years later, Kirk, now a survivalist and gunsmith, misses the city life. Realizing he can use his skills to craft weapons for gangs in Los Santos, he returns. Despite financial constraints, Kirk is determined to start anew. On his way to the airport, he retrieves a brown bag containing his clown mask, symbolizing the bittersweet memories he couldn't let go of. As he boards the plane, Kirk reflects on the bag, representing his dual identity as both Kirkem and Jerkem.

Stumbles

Stumbles, the enthusiastic clown of the brigade, eagerly headed to Fort Baxter Air Base a day early, anticipating a head start on training and camp setup. Trained under Command Sergeant Major Scruffy Doodle, the clowns prepared for the real battle against mimes. Stumbles excelled in mime annihilation, becoming a skilled performer in defusing imaginary traps.

For three years, Stumbles thrived in his mime-busting role, impressing his mentor Kirk. However, his dedication cost him his relationship with Lily, who sought a life without invisible enemies. Stumbles, understanding, agreed to part ways. One night, he fell into an ambush by the Silent but Deadlies, leading to a year and a half of captivity in an invisible box.

Rescued by his fellow clowns, Stumbles returned to Los Santos changed. The experience marked him, but Kirk recognized his newfound expertise in escaping imaginary confinement. The circus continued, a bit stranger but with Stumbles as the world's foremost expert on breaking free from invisible traps.

Moose Knuckles

In the whimsical world of clown warfare, Moose emerged as an unconventional hero armed not with combat skills but with a stash of chee toe dust, earning him the nickname "Grenade Gourmet." Initially a wartime journalist documenting the absurdities of battle, Moose unintentionally caused a massive mime explosion, becoming a legend.

Despite newfound acclaim, Moose, a pen-wielding warrior, grappled with Clown Traumatic Stress Disorder (CTSD) after witnessing carnage, including Pico losing limbs. Tragedy struck as Moose bid farewell to Camel Toe, inadvertently revealing her location to mimes. Abducted, Camel Toe met an unexpected demise in a mime hideout, her rotted photo sent to Moose.

The loss shattered Moose, leading him to forsake his iconic mask and chee-toe dust. He roams the streets and sewers in a daze, haunted by war demons and seeking meaning amid the madness. Moose Knuckles, once a clown prince, found himself entangled in a tragicomic tale of loss, laughter, and the lingering scent of chee-toe dust in the absurdity of the clown-mime wars.

Boom Boom

Sooty, afflicted with "mime-itis" by mime traitor Yuri Popov, embarks on a Clown Pilgrimage with a needle of Happy's blood, seeking a cure from Yuri's grandfather, the original Clown-turned-Mime. She confides in Kirk that even when cured, she won't return to the ongoing clown-mime war. Instead, she plans a hiatus with her pre-pre husband Richard Tips and canine companions Fawkes and Baxter for a taste of a normal life.

Originally planning a whimsical vacation excuse, the mime debacle provides Sooty with a secret reason for her extended absence. Unbeknownst to the clowns, Yuri Popov is a descendant of the legendary first recorded Clown, who became the Alpha Mime and aimed to ascend to the pinnacle of mime hierarchy as the Omega Mime. Sooty's pilgrimage intertwines with clown lore and mime machinations, creating a comedic drama in the whimsical world of mimes and clowns.

Pico

In December 2023, the United Clown Federation prepares for war at Fort Baxter. Two clowns, part of the U.C.F. 'Born To Yuck,' enter the Chris Angel School for the Mentally Gifted, expecting a graduation ceremony. Chris Angel reveals their graduation marks the beginning of training for the Chris Angel Super Elite Squad, where they learn psychic techniques to combat mimes. The scene transitions to January 1st, 2028, where Pico, now middle-aged and despondent, faces the persistent threat of mimes. Despite his efforts to engage in a psychic battle, a bird disrupts the encounter, and Pico reflects on the ongoing struggle as he rolls his wheelchair home to Grapeseed.

Bon Bon

In the midst of the great clown war, Bon Bon, fueled by rage after the death of Rosabel Briar, joined the fight against the mimes. Serving under Command Sergeant Scruffy Doodle, Bon Bon's ferocity and disregard for orders earned him the nickname "the mime mutilator." His intense anger caused divisions among his fellow clowns, but Marie remained a constant source of support, listening to his struggles and witnessing his gruesome actions. Despite the war council's consideration of discharging him, Bon Bon's high kill count saved him from dismissal. The clowns ultimately lost the war, and Vice City fell to the silent epidemic, leaving Bon Bon and his comrades in dismay.

Mirth

Ursula, once a lively and vibrant clown, embarked on a wartime assignment as a Clownspondent, tasked with running propaganda and news coverage during the great clown war. The experiences in different barracks and witnessing the carnage left a profound impact on her. As she immersed herself in the war effort, her alters integrated into her core identity, and her memories flooded back, revealing her full past. The relentless exposure to destruction and violence changed her fundamentally.

Over time, Ursula began to detach emotionally, leaning on her former alter, Pandora, and experiencing a numbness within. She withdrew from personal connections, neglecting her relationships, and the darkness that Eris had warned her about took hold. The war ended with the mimes emerging victorious, yet Ursula felt nothing, consumed by the apathy that had crept into her being.

Happy D'Klown

TBD

Scruffy Doodle

TBD

Tip Top

TBD

Delver

TBD

Pockets

TBD

Bubblegum

Lily, filled with mixed emotions, joins her clown family on a flight to war, experiencing a sense of belonging and love for the first time. A heartwarming moment is interrupted when Seven is left behind, prompting Boom Boom to pilot a helicopter for a mid-air rescue. The clowns rejoice as Seven safely boards the plane.

As Lily departs Los Santos, she reflects on her worries, says goodbye to her loved ones, and spends a poignant moment with Terry Wrist. She and Ursula arrive at the barracks, where Lily searches for Stumbles, only to discover he's on the front lines. Three years pass, and Lily witnesses Stumbles' battlefield prowess, but their relationship undergoes strain due to the distance and pain of war. Lily, heartbroken, offers to go to the front lines.

In a tragic turn, Lily is gravely injured in an invisible bomb attack, leading the clowns to believe she perished. Lily, surviving and mistakenly assumed to be a mime, infiltrates their ranks, eliminating key mime figures. Despite her efforts, the clowns lose the war, and Lily, now a cannibal after tasting mime meat, heads home, encountering Moose Knuckles in a trance-like state along the way. She helps him return to Los Santos, coping with the consequences of her actions.

Keith

Keith, who had been drafted into the Second Mime War in December 2023, stood out for his helicopter flying skills and medical knowledge. He was assigned to a Medevac unit and became a pilot in a ROFLcopter, rescuing Clowns in distress. Shot down by Mime technology, he was taken captive, but, due to his medical role, was treated neutrally. Despite planning an escape, Keith's attempt failed due to a noisy incident.

After months in isolation, Keith returned to the general population, gaining a new perspective on Mimes and Clowns and realizing their shared beliefs despite differences. He began to distrust the Clowngress for their aggression towards Mimes. With the war's conclusion and Clowngress surrender, Keith became part of the final prisoner swap. Declining a military honor, he opted for retirement, returning to Los Santos to rebuild his life after the physical, emotional, and spiritual toll of the war.

Seven

Seven volunteered for the Second Clown-Mime war with his husband, Keith Herman. As a Specialist in the Primary Repair And Newifying Krew (PRANK) unit, his duties included fixing electronic devices and writing paperwork. He faced the difficult task of writing letters to families of deceased or missing Clowns. Despite frequent station changes, he worked diligently.

Four years into the war, after an EMP attack, Seven repaired a communications array, only for a failsafe to trigger. This inadvertently saved him from a Silent but Deadly SpecOps Mime attack that devastated Fort Grimaldi. Though wounded, Seven survived and was promoted. He declined medical discharge, hoping to reunite with his husband. Eventually, Clowngress conceded defeat, and Seven was honorably discharged.

Unable to contact his husband or the Clowncil, Seven returned to Los Santos, wearing a mask to conceal the pain from the war. Now, he must rebuild his life in the aftermath of the conflict.

Clowns of NoPixel

Big Phil • BooBoo • BoomBoom • Bozo • Bubblegum • Buggy • Chatterbox • Checkers • Cleo Cloak • Cosmo • Crasher • Cupcake • Dee Mented • Delver Lee • Derpy • Dumbles Fumbles • Ember Quinn • Frog • Giblets† • Giggles† • Happy D'Klown • Hiccups • Janky • Keith Herman • Miniphone • Moose Knuckles • Mr. Ratchet • Mumbles Fumbles • Party Hardy • Pico • Pixel • Pockets • Professor Bubbles • Scruffy Doodle • Sour Patch • Snuffles • Stumbles Fumbles • Twinkles • Wendy Thomas • Yappy

Clown Associates: BamBam • Button • Dr. Stitches • Hostage • Nacho • Seven Fulmen • T-Bone

Former Clowns: BonBon

Notable Mimes: David Wonders • Eva Popov • Yuri Popov

Groups: Clowncil (3.0) • New Clown Order • Club Club • Everlasting Clowns of Humble Origins†

Enemies: Mimes

The Funhouse • The Fumbles Family

Businesses: Funhouse Foods

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