Claire Seducer is a character role-played by bananabrea.
General Description
“Karma today is spelt with a fucking ‘C’... and my name’s Claire, bitch!”
Claire Seducer is a 26-year-old former pickup artist turned criminal. She used to spend most of her time riding her bicycle around town look for a purpose in life. Nowadays, she commits crimes with the Angels, a gang she founded and is the leader of. She is also the founder and one of the anonymous members of the secret organization, The Game Masters.
Personality
Claire considers herself the city's "punching bag" because most people are rude to her. She is often underrated, which is her strength. She is widely known to instigate and gaslight to create drama or to "stir the pot." She can talk mostly anyone into believing whatever she says. With her silver tongue, she can get out of anything, especially talking her way out of most traffic stops.
Sometimes Claire struggles with trusting others, which leads to her closing off herself and her family. Nonetheless, she is a nurturing and loyal person to those she is closest to. Though she enjoys causing drama between others, which will always be good fun, she will rarely involve or start drama with anyone herself, believing it's best to stay neutral with everyone and make allies; that is, however, if they treat her or anyone in her family with disrespect.
Background Information
Angels
On January 1st, 2020, Claire formed an all-girl gang called the "SBS Angels" alongside Cassie Cupcake and Violet van Housen. They renamed themselves to the "Angels" and began accepting male members soon after. They commit crimes with varying levels of success, and they also run and own successful businesses throughout the city.
In June 2020, the Angels officially declared Claire as the leader. She is viewed as the "mother" of the group, setting out everyone's days for them while encouraging them to be more independent. She has allocated each Angel a criminal focus and gave herself the responsibility of being a jack of all trades. The one thing the gang tries to pride themselves on, however, is having each other's back at all times in the cut-throat city of Los Santos.
Amnesia
“Hi, I’m Claire!”
Claire has a short-term memory problem, where every time the sun rises in the city, she forgets the previous day's events and the people she has met. Her memory loss goes back to her childhood, where she remembers saying goodbye to her mother and her bike. She sometimes gets hints about the past through her twats or names on her phone, and every day she wakes up, she twats out, "Hi, I'm Claire."
Prior to the Economic Collapse, Doctor Choi Zhangsun advised Claire to write in a journal to remember everything, and everyone, she encountered. Although very few people in the city knew of said journal or its purpose, its existence is now more commonly known today. Her journal contains many old, dark secrets of Los Santos. When she experiences head trauma, there are times when she forgets who she is and will revert to "Old Claire," much to the anguish of her closest friends and family.
During episodes of memory loss, she is very naïve and easily deceived. One infamous episode includes when Mia Beyern, who at the time was possessed by the "Clunge Master," tricked Claire into thinking the Angels were out to kill her and that Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez was an "Evil Demon Lord."
The last known location of her journal is in her Alta Street Apartment, above her storage box. It was discovered by Oakley Stallion, Abby Brooks, and Flippy after Claire was ocean dumped.
Official Titles
Claire Seducer of House Angels. The First of Her Name. Overlord Meducer. Breaker of Cuffs. La Jefa of Hydra. Queen of the South. Mother of GG. Liberator of Monkeys. The Watcher of Casa. The Cleanser of Church of S.L.U.T.S. Protector of The Path. Demon of Demons. Provider to the Jobless. Queen of Queens. The Rightful Heir to Los Santos.
Appearance
Claire is most recognizable by her blonde buns, golden hoops, silver chain, black sunglasses, and signature Angels wings tattoo. She is more comfortable and confident wearing "bruh" style outfits in neutral colors like black, white, and gray.
Claire's Outfits |
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Tattoos | |||
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Tattoo | Location | Design | Meaning |
Upper back | Two pistols with Angel wings behind | Every member of the Angels has this identical tattoo to show their strong bond. | |
Left arm | 3 skeletons spanning up the full arm | Claire has killed 3 men the 3 skulls signify each one. | |
Upper right arm | A snake wrapped around a revolver on a bed of roses with a skull on top | Claire got this tattoo to close a chapter in her life after her break up. It is also to show the strong bond the Angels and Hydra have. | |
Lower right arm | A wing spanning down the full arm | Got as a matching tattoo with Oakley. | |
Right leg | A dragon wrapping around the full leg | N/A |
Notable Events
Return to the City |
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After robbing the Vault, Claire escaped to Mexico, where she spent all her money on adventures and cocaine. She returns to Los Santos with her memory slightly improved and her journal with numerous missing pages. |
The Game Masters |
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The Beta Test Claire, along with Violet van Housen, were wondering if there was a way to practice the hacking of Fleecas after they attempted their first with only the information provided to them. They found that the amount of money needed just to practice was off-putting to not just them, but many other groups and individuals. A few days later when Claire was talking to Marcus L. Jackson, at Digital Den, he offered that if she had any ideas he may be able to help with them. Claire instantly thought of bringing up the idea of creating a game that would allow the people of the city to attempt hacking before hitting the Fleeca. Marcus said that he would talk to Jacob Harth and would let her know if it could happen. After a few days, Jacob called Claire to ask for her ping. He said that she was interested and came to his ping to see it. Claire grabbed Violet and started to head up the Great Ocean Highway. Once they arrived at Hookies, they saw the arcade machine with a note on how to play. After attempting the game, Jacob approached and told them that this was a beta of the game and he was going to leave the game in their hands to take care of and run for others in the city. The Angels created the new persona of the Game Master as an overarching entity that they would all represent for the distribution of the game. They tested the game with Jean Paul and Nino Chavez, then closed the Beta test. The Return A few weeks later Claire was contacted by Dean Watson saying to meet him at the gas station on Senora Freeway before entering Paleto. Once Claire met with Dean he led her to the Hobo Camp and asked if she had ever talked to this dude in a tent here saying, "he said he had something." Claire spoke to the man and he offered her Yellow Laptops. Dean said that it seemed like something that she would be interested in and he was only telling her. Claire let the rest of the gang know that she now has access to Yellow Practice Laptops and that they were bringing back the Game Masters. They began to build a list of groups and individuals that may have an interest in the laptops. The first group that they felt should get the chance at the laptops were the HOA since the Angels felt that the HOA were in a very similar position as themselves. On the night of the Dean World opening the Game Master tasked Huck Guthrie, Kleb Rush, Julio Thomas, and Marvin "Hades" Chunder to get a USB with information from Lifeinvader to the Fudge Lane decryption house then to them. Lexi Law went undercover as an employee with Justin "Victor" Bridges and acted as a contact for uploading and downloading data from the drive at the locations, while Alexander Campbell ran interference and attempted to "attack" the HOA. Claire and Violet finally met with the HOA and revealed to them that they would be the first in the city to receive the laptops. |
A Path to a Purpose | ||||||
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Salvation Lies Under the Stars |
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In March of 2022, Mickey S asked to meet with Claire to discuss a business venture. They meet at Casa de la Angel, where Mickey presents a brick of cocaine to Claire and offers to sell it to Claire. Not be able to say no to anybody, ever, Claire bought the the brick of cocaine. Now, with a brick of cocaine in her possession and no use for it, Claire decided to re-sell it, but she didn't want to do it the old fashioned way; she wanted to be more creative with it. She wanted to sell it through a church. Claire then contacted Cassie Cupcake in hopes of getting her help setting up a church business and getting ownership of the church in Rockford Hills. Cassie did this with ease and presented Claire with her new business Church of la Angels, or more commonly known S.L.U.T.S (Salvation Lies Under the Stars). Services then began with the hiring of Bryce Miller and Waylin Grey as speakers. A segment would then start, where members of the congregation would be invited up to confess their sins; after doing so they would be given bread (cocaine) and wine. At the end of each service they would ask for donations, and rarely got any; each service saw Claire making a loss on the cost of Cocaine as she was basically giving it out for free. Each service saw more and more people coming to watch. Which meant Claire had to stock more and more Cocaine and wine and after Claire loss her job at the Winery and needed to start buying Wine from Hero Wine it no longer made monetary sense to continue the church services, and so the S.L.U.T.S services ended at the height of their popularity. However, if Claire can get her hands on LSD, the Church of S.L.U.T.S may return... |
Angels Civil War |
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Sunday, January 8th, 2023. Alexander Campbell and Justin "Victor" Bridges were caught during a meth run after their car caught on fire and blew up however before the car blew up Alex exclaimed, "I have a bomb!", blowing up Deputy Commissioner Baas and Chief Knight's car, prompting Knight to want to charge Alex for criminal use of an explosive, but instead released Alex in order to further investigate all the Angels and stick them with worse charges. The next day, Chief Knight called Abby Brooks, another Angel and his fake-wife, demanding a divorce as he doesn't want to be associated with a bunch of terrorists. Abby told Claire and together they decided they should kidnap and torture him, and show him a terrorist and form the terrorist organization "Payback". So Abby called a family meeting to discuss the plan with the rest of the gang. Nobody went to the meeting. Abby then complained to Claire that nobody went to the meeting she called, to which Claire stated that she didn't tell anyone what the meeting was about and that it's different when she or Violet van Housen call a meeting because they are the leaders and therefore, the respect is there where it's not with her. Abby took that personally and ran away. Claire called Abby back so that she could apologize but Abby refused to come back; they had a petty off over the radio for 10 minutes until Claire decided that she was not respected as a leader in the gang and resigned, leaving the Angels. Claire then quickly joined, and somehow became the "leader" of Streetside. Meanwhile, the remaining Angels appointed Victor as their temporary leader and in a defensive maneuver Liam Law drained the gang's bank account. In Victor's first act as leader, he called a meeting. Everyone went to the meeting. Even Hydra Gang. Abby said what she wanted to say in her meeting; everyone glossed over it and started planning to steal Claire's X-Coin. They set out on a hunting party; little did they know Claire's Streetside were also beginning their hunt as they drove a convoy of mopeds towards Casa de la Angel, but the Angels had already left Casa, so Claire's Streetside trashed Casa, teepeeing everywhere and smashed all the cars and statues, the Angels hunting party gave up fairly quickly and to Oakley Stallion's suggestion they disbanded the Angels and joined Chang Gang — who were also seeing a change of leadership with Vinny Pistone being leader for the day — they tasked them with throwing a party in the Casa tennis court, which was still tagged with a CG spray, as a welcome Ramee El-Rahman sent $500K to Abby to disburse between the new CG members. Claire got a call informing her that Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez was going into ICU so she hopped out of the Streetside car and told them she was leaving then gang and tweeted out "F**K STREETSIDE" then visited Flippy. Meanwhile, the Angels were at Maldini's promoting their party at the tennis court, they invited Nunu El Nene who eagerly shows them her tennis outfit. Ready for the party, they tell her to bring everyone she knows. They leave to go to a bank and give everyone their cut of Ramme's money. Oakley takes his cut and tells them he's going to sleep and leaves, Claire then immediately gets a call from Oakley telling her he's flopping to her side, and that he wants to meet up. Claire picks up Oakley from the corner of the street on her motorbike. He fills her in on the events of the past 2 hours and that they are still on the same radio. Claire gets back on the radio and hears them setting up the party, so she and Oakley go and spy and see that nobody turned up to the party. Claire drives away and calls Penny Farthing and offers her an out, a home with Claire once again, driving to the gates of Casa to pick Penny up. Penny was torn, she didn't know what to do, and before she could make a decision, Abby and Xavier Valentine started shooting Claire's tires. Not letting this slide, Claire fired one bullet directly into Xavier's head. Victor then called Claire, and as the new leader, he had to try and extend an olive branch. Claire refused, and so Victor decided that Claire's violence would in turn be returned with violence. Claire made and announcement on the radio,
The remaining Angels were, however, on a war path that they would not submit to Claire and labeled Oakley "fake". Not all Angels however. Penny, was still conflicted; she didn't want to leave the Angels, but she didn't want to lose Claire and Oakley. Penny called Claire asking for a truce, Claire told her, that if they really want to have a truce, they can meet her at the "OG meeting spot": the docks. Claire and Oakley arrive at the meeting spot first and get their car stuck in a ditch; they fail to get it out before the others arrive; they meet upstairs, where discussions begin. Claire gave the Angels a history lesson on where they were standing. On the day the Angels almost died. The day Erin Cox lost her wings. The first Angel to ever lose their wings and the person that took wings was her best friend, Violet, and this is the reason Violet is 2nd in Command, because in that moment, Claire made her do something she'd never want to do in her life; she made her blood out her best friend, her sister, because Violet respected Claire's authority. This is the respect the Angels was built on and now the new Angels, the ones that stand before her, that revolted against her, they have it easy, everything handed to them, in a family that has already been built up through hardship, through persistence, through family, and through respect. Now all Claire sees is a bunch of people with no respect for where they came from, that they should all be ashamed of themselves. This is a speech ignored by Abby, as she begins talking about the respect she wasn't given when she called a meeting earlier that day. Claire told her that she wanted to apologize, but Abby didn't show her the respect as the leader and that she shouldn't need to say OG's order to have her gangs respect. Beyond this, Claire notes that Violet and Alex have told her that they don't think they are given any respect from the rest of the gang for their position in the gang, and they they should all once again feel ashamed for the way they treat each other. They don't care for each other, they just care about their bank accounts, and what Claire can hand to them. Abby speaks up, she agreed that they are spoiled, but Penny shouldn't be a part of that because she works hard and has earned everything she has. The discussions then progressively become healthier as they become more understanding of one and others views, and they apologize. Eventually they seemed to once again be on good terms, but it didn't seem like Claire was ready to return as the leader, not yet. Victor gave a speech, that only Claire could lead the Angels; nobody else could do it; that without Claire the Angels would fall apart; the other Angels fell to their knees as they expressed their agreement with Victor. They pledged their loyalty to each other; they are the Angels, but they still don't have a leader. Vinny calls Claire, he too had, had a rough day, not having any respect from CG as leader for the day, so he wanted to give Claire Vault codes in spite. Claire saw this as an opportunity to see how then Angels band together now, if they succeed, Claire becomes leader again; if they fail she'll leave the gang for good... Vinny arrived and told her that he can't give her the codes because CG will kill her so instead they trauma dump their days to each other. This made Claire start considering re-joining and then after talking to Zoey Marie and Mia Beyern about Zoey leaving the Venus Fly Traps, and hearing them forgive each other, Claire decided that she couldn't abandon her family and re-joined the gang as their leader. |
The Rise of Meducer |
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When Vendetta first formed, (and after seeing other members of the Angels joining other racing crews) Claire hinted to Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez and the other members of the racing crew that she low key would like to join, she was ignored, denied and laugh every time she brought it up. But after a while, Flippy had a change of heart and invited her to join; Claire, seeing this as a pity invitation, decided that she didn't want to join anymore. With the roles now reversed, Flippy spent the next 7 months attempting to get her to join, to no avail, with Claire even forming her own racing crew, the Fursona 500, and trying to get Flippy to join. Thursday, April 13th, 2023. Claire was finishing up a meeting with the Angels in the Casa de la Angels gazebo (making Lexi Law an OG) when Mr. K appeared demanding to speak to Claire in private, they went to the front of Casa where Ramee El-Rahman was waiting. They kidnapped Claire and drove her to a wrecked car, accusing her of stealing Mary Mushkin's car and snitching on Yokai races. They walked over to the car, and then Mr. K stabbed Claire in the stomach and placed her in the driver's seat, setting her up for the "crime" they had committed. They called Mary down, and they blamed Claire for everything, Mary had expressed that she didn't want Claire to die, and she wanted Mr. K and Ramee to take Claire to the hospital and then to the Yokai house so that she could apologize. To have Claire play along with the duo's deception, she had a list of demands: keys to the Jeweled Dragon, their spray at Casa back, and $250K. They agreed, and Claire played along with the lie. Throughout all of this, Flippy was attempting to get in contact with them, and they told Claire if she told Flippy anything, they would go back on the deal and take the spray back, so Claire attempted to keep it a secret, but Flippy knew something was wrong. They met up with Flippy, and immediately he began questioning them, to which they denied everything and said that it was just about the spray and nothing else. When Mr. K and Ramee stepped away, Flippy revealed that he had called Mary after seeing Ramee tweet about Yokai and Claire then retweet it. He knows everything. Claire spilled everything. Flippy realized that everyone was benefiting from this situation apart from him so he had Claire follow him into his apartment; he put on his Vendetta outfit and told Claire to join Vendetta, or he tells Mary everything... Claire accepted. Reluctantly. And so, Meducer was born. |
Discography
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Trivia, Quotes, and Clips
- Claire's favorite color is blue.
- Claire is the first, and the longest standing, female gang leader in Los Santos.
- Claire is the first person to be arrested with an AP Pistol after the Economic Collapse.
- Claire has a "vazoo", which is a kazoo stuck inside her... she can play the instrument at whim.
- Claire has an obsession with collecting keys to businesses in the city.
- Claire was the first person to be invited to Hydra Gang but she declined as she's loyal to her own gang.
- Even though they are both natural brunettes, Claire and Aleksander Sazkaljovich consider each other the hottest blondes in Los Santos.
- Claire loves to start random Twatter arguments with anyone and does not back down.
- Claire is infamously known for her habit of checking the trunks and gloveboxes of cars.
- Claire's best friend is Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez.
- Claire is a professional "farmer" and uses that to her advantage to get things to go her way by gaslighting others.
- Claire has killed 3 men: Justin Steele, Huxley Johnson, and one other unnamed man; which is why she has a tattoo of 3 skulls on her left arm.
- Claire's voice is often confused with Abby Brooks, and the two of them have used this similarity in several schemes.
- Claire's first raid occurred on April 1st, 2022, while she was asleep, due to Blaine Burke being caught at Casa with 50 bags of meth, and she woke up to all her properties locked down.
- Claire has been shotgunned, once in the chest and once in the head, by Sheriff Kyle Pred on two separate occasions.
- Claire has been ocean dumped by Lieutenant Brian Knight.
- Claire is a retired Class 1 Gun Dealer, having been a middlewoman for Olga Sazkaljovich; and one point, she had access to any paraphernalia and had a long list of loyal customers.
- Claire shares a birthday with Justin "Victor" Bridges and Kanye Mushkin.
- Claire's email is worm@lifeinvader.com.
- Claire is proud to be a furry and is the founder of the racing crew, the Fursona 500.
- Claire's meth lab strain is "493-nilgai".
- Claire likes to go to restaurants to argue with the employees and guests about anything and everything.
- Claire has an affinity with singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at whim.
- Claire has taken up gardening and enjoys planting and harvesting crops to destress.
- Claire has a fear of deep, dark bodies of water.
- Claire is the first, and only woman, to have successfully completed all, but one hack, in the city.
- “Hi, I’m Claire!”
- “I have a kazoo in my vagina!”
- “Fuck 12!”
- “I guess I’ll just go fuck myself”
- “You know the vibes”
- “Hold it down!”
- “Don’t fuck with the Angels!”
- “Let me know if you need anything”
- “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
- “Bet you won’t swing though!”
- “OTDubbs!”
- “SHET!”
- “FACK!”
- “I’m not crazy!”
- “Trust no one but the Angels”
- “Bet you won’t swing though!”
- “Personally, I wouldn’t take that”
- “Karma today is spelt with a fucking ‘C’... and my name’s Claire, bitch!”
- “I see your side, but my side is just better!”
- “Just happy to be here”
- “I’m the queen of queens”
- “I may be a bitch, but I am That Bitch!”
- “I am That Bitch of the city!”
- “Night gathers and now my slay begins, it shall not end until my death. I shall run no pawn, hire no HOA, wear no orange. I shall sing our songs and wear all white. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the Casa. I am the halo that burns against the HOA, the light that brings the dawn, the kazoo that wakes the sleepers, the wings that guard the realms of Hydra. I pledge my life and honor to the Angels Watch.”
- “Soy La Reina!”
- “MEOW!”
- “I’M IN ANGUISH!”
- “Silly little goose”
- “Right...”
- “DEMON!”
- Angels Mural
- Claire Wanted to Leave
- What Is In Leslie's Box?
- The Game Master Returns
- HOA Merger?
- Squid Game Invite
- Claire Bombs PD
- A Path to a Purpose (Voted Claire's Best 2021 Moment)
- Angels Anthem
- Vazoooooooooo
- Gang Leader or Parent?
- Claire Meets Abby
- Smuggling Explosives Into Prison
- Claire One Shots VAR Thermite
- The "Power" Couple
- Claire Ruined the Shot, Gets Karma'd
- The Tweet (Voted Claire's Best 2022 Moment)
- A Letter from Flippy
- Old Claire Bait
- Locked Apartment
- Placing Angels Flag
- OTDubbs
- Lil Casper on the Streets
- Claire Goes to the Moon
- "Bloo Bloo Bloo, I Am Worm"
- Claire Slays the Angels jump
- Claire's War Call
- Claire One Shots Updated Fleecas
- A Stalker Writes a Song for Claire
- Claire Gets Ocean Dumped
- East Side Benny's
- Son Stops to Talk to His Mom
- MONKEYYYY
- Claire One Shots Paleto
- Claire Shoots Dexx
- Placing the 54th Spray
- ROCKET ROCKET
- Claire Finds a Banana Blimp
- Claire Gets a Banana Phone
- Claire Wipes MDM with Banana Launcher
- Claire and Alan Share One Brain Cell
- Claire's Vazoom Performance
- Claire Succesfully Hacks the City Vault
- Flippy Gifts Claire A Monkey
- Claire's Intrusive Thoughts
- A Worm Becomes Shark Bait
- The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled
- Claire and Cop Have Parachute Ready
- More Intrusive Thoughts
- Claire Learning to Fly
- Something's Different On This Path...
- Claire's Perfect Escape Plan
- Claire Successfully Hacks Her First S+ Boost
- Mother Is Mothering
- Claire's War Announcement
- When The H(eroadrenaline) Wears Off
- "Sophisticated" Woman
- Just Give Her A Second
- Claire's An Actress
- Claire Performs "All Night Long"
- Claire Meets Her Partner For the S++ Mission
- Intrusive Thoughts: Part Three
- Can't Kill The Queen
- Claire in Spain
- Meeting the Spanish Angels
- Holding up RUST
- SHE'S A DEMON
- Devious Lick
- KABOOM
- Got Her Lick Back
- Claire's "Uncle" Is Shady
- 2 Down
- Great Getaway Driver
- YEETED
See More
Angels |
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Members: Abby Brooks • Alexander Campbell • Antonio Rodrigues • Charles Brooks • Justin "Victor" Bridges • Kanye Mushkin • Lexi Law • Liam Law • Penelope Farthing • Xavier Valentine |
Played By: bananabrea |
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Main Characters: Claire Seducer • Tyme Reducer Other Characters: Becky Hopper • Jackie Jizz • Juanita Carlita Hernandez • Joann Banana • Victoria Bridges†
Main Characters: Claire Seducer • Tyme Reducer Other Characters: Coochiha Jones • Becky Hopper • Juanita Carlita Hernandez • Donna Pistone • Wanda Biggaz • Emilia Macapone |