Claire Seducer is a character role-played by bananabrea

Background[edit | edit source]

Claire is a 22-year-old pansexual pickup artist turned criminal after joining the Angels. She used to spend most of her time riding her bicycle around town, now she commits crimes and still tries to flirt with whoever she sees. She calls herself the city's "Punching Bag" because everybody is rude to her.

Memory Loss[edit | edit source]

Claire has a short-term memory problem and each time the sun rises in the city she forgets the previous day's events and people. Her memory loss goes back to her childhood, where she remembers saying goodbye to her mother, and her bike. She sometimes gets hints about the past through her own tweets or names in her phone.

Humane Labs Incident[edit | edit source]

Claire was taken to Humane Labs by Eugene and Mel Rickenbacker and placed in a cage. Experiments were done on her at the lab, and she was able to remember brief parts of her past. She recalled that Eugene was the person who killed her mother. The experiment wore off after a minute, and she forgot everything again. It is still unknown if Eugene was responsible for the death of her mother.

Claire Remembers[edit | edit source]

On her birthday, Claire returned to Humane Labs and saw the cage that Eugene placed her in. She suddenly remembered everything and vowed to never forget it. She vowed to kill Eugene and went to find him. Claire wants to put Eugene in cage at Humane Labs as well. Her memory loss returned shortly after, and she forgot the incident.

Angels[edit | edit source]

Claire formed an all-girl gang called the SBS Angels, alongside Cassie Cupcakes, Griselda Ambrose, and Violet van Housen. The gang was eventually renamed to the Angels.They commit crimes throughout the city with varying levels of success. On the month of June 2020, the Angels officially declared Claire as leader.

Murder Charge[edit | edit source]

Claire and the Angels got into a shootout at Garage Q against Steele Security, and Jordan Steele's brother Justin Steele was murdered. Officer Lance Malton later investigated and issued a warrant and Claire and Violet were charged with manslaughter.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Eugene Zuckerberg[edit | edit source]

She got married to Eugene with lots of witnesses. She doesn't remember it but she did write down that she married an old man. She also noted that she somehow got an axe to the chest. People frequently mention the incident to her which confuses her. Eugene is very mean and sees her as a "Punching bag". Eugene attempts to divorce Claire every chance he gets, but he can't because he needs evidence.

Ryan Kindle[edit | edit source]

She also was married to Ryan Kindle. Apparently Eugene gave his blessing; however, Claire has no memory of this event.

Choi Zhangsun[edit | edit source]

Dr. Choi advised Claire to start taking notes to help her remember things. Choi promised to call her from time to and remind her to check her notes. She also gave her a bracelet to help remind herself. Claire often doesn't notice the bracelet. Claire mentioned that Choi reminds her of her dead mother.

Garfield Henderson[edit | edit source]

Convicted killer Garfield Henderson was released from Parsons Rehabilitation Center and went on a date with Claire. During the date he asked to play her "Vazoo" (a kazoo stuck in her vagina). He instead bit her leg because he is, in fact, a cannibal.

Huxley Johnson † [edit | edit source]

On March 7th, 2020, Claire struck DOC Captain Huxley Johnson in the head during a prison riot. He later passed away due to blunt trauma at Pillbox Medical Center.

Siz Fulker[edit | edit source]

With Claire being married to Eugene that makes her the adoptive great-grandmother to Siz Fulker. Though prior to this discovery, she would try and hit on Siz every time they saw each other, now Claire always greets Siz with a cheerful, "Grandson!" every time they meet. They rarely do crimes with each other, but when it happens it usually involves another member of the Angels.

Stephen McClane[edit | edit source]

McClane and Claire have a very fierce rivalry/relationship. Their rivalry started when Claire kidnapped and cut McClane's hair off. He then responded by doing it to her. They still continue to mess with each other. The two have formed an odd relationship, they have recently started flirting with each other and calling each other names such as "sweetheart" and "baby/babe".

Juan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez[edit | edit source]

Flippy and Claire have a very sibling like friendship. They argue a lot, and make mean comments towards each other every chance they get. Regardless of that they are best friends and have each others back no matter what. They often do jobs together while Claire annoys Flippy. She is almost always with Flippy when hes in town and when the Angels are asleep.

Clips[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • "Hell Yeah!"
  • "~Yeah yeah~"
  • "I need...I need to kill Eugene."
  • "Hi I'm Claire!"
  • ''Did you just fall for me?"
  • "Don't call me THAT!"
  • "I have a kazoo in my vagina"
  • "Huh"
  • "Sorry, I'm busy that day."
  • "Do you want to play my vazoo?"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Claire enjoys using flirty pick-up lines and clever puns on everyone
  • She has a "Vazoo" which is a Kazoo stuck inside her. She can play the instrument at whim.
  • She was given keys to a home on Cox lane along and $30K, but she has no memory of the event.
  • When people call her "crazy" she starts talking her herself aggressively that she isn't.
  • Claire has a fierce rivalry/relationship with Officer Stephen Mcclane

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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