General Description[]
A silver fox, according to Lil, over the middle aged hump, down on his luck and far from home. Ever the optimist and looking to bounce back.
Origin Story[]
Born in the cold embrace of 1969, amidst the vibrant streets of London, Claggy Jones emerged as the first child of Lola and Danny Jones, a position he'd carry with a mixture of pride and responsibility. Two younger sisters would join the Jones household, creating a lively dynamic in their modest London home.
The siren call of adventure and the distant horizons tugged at Claggy from an early age. At just 16, he left behind the familiar comfort of home to join the ranks of the merchant navy. The salty air and endless expanse of the sea became his new realm, where he'd navigate through the unpredictable waves of life. During his travels, fate spun its capricious web, leading Claggy to a love named "Blue" Their hearts entwined in a fleeting yet intense affair, until the revelation of Blue's pregnancy shattered their sanctuary. Fuelled by fear and youthful recklessness, Claggy vanished like a phantom into the night.
The weight of his choices bore down on him, a remorseful burden he carried across oceans and continents. News reached him, cruel and swift, of a tragedy that consumed his childhood home. A raging fire claimed the lives of his parents and his youngest sister, leaving Claggy adrift in a sea of sorrow. Haunted by the spectre of loss, Claggy sought solace in the shadows, becoming a smuggler by trade.
The thrill of illicit ventures coursed through his veins, each risky venture a bittersweet catharsis for the guilt that gnawed at his soul. As the stakes climbed higher, so did the danger. The tendrils of Claggy's past began to tighten their grip, the city of London becoming a treacherous maze of memories and consequences. In a desperate bid to outrun his own history, he cast his lot across the Atlantic, seeking refuge in the promise of America, a land that held the allure of rebirth and redemption.
Significant Events[]
- 2023-06-09: Met Otis fishing and was given a lock-pick, realised he could easily steal cars and avoid fuel and repair costs
- 2023-06-12: Arrested for joy riding after successfully robbing a house
- 2023-06-17: Arrested for burglary after unsuccessfully robbing a house
- 2023-07-20: Made connections with Alex Fibbler and the Brouge Street Kingz, supplying them with materials and hoping for further 'opportunities'
- 2023-08-16: Discovered 'Boosting' and accompanied by the ever faithful Glem embarked on a new path
- 2023-09-05: Following Glem Morgan being contacted by the The Families, the pair start doing weed related jobs for them
- 2023-10-07: After Glem is contacted by Carmine Costello & Bobby Charles the duo are hired to document their confessions, centered around the alleged murder of "The Chang Gang". An offer of 40k to make a film from the footage still goes unpaid.
- 2023-10-07: "C & G Films" is founded (Claggy & Glem Films)
- 2023-10-13: The first film from "C & G Films" is released "Carmine: The Confessions" https://youtu.be/qeYN2DPY93w
- 2023-10-13: Propositioned by Oscar Bowman to produce a second film based around the D.O.C with an offer of 300k to bank roll the project
- 2023-10-14: "C & G Films" become "C, G & L Films" with Lil joining the company
- 2023-10-17: "C, G & L Films" is absorbed into the "Jiggity Studios" (owned by The Mandem) with the 3 amigos now being employed by Aaliyah Court
- 2023-10-31: Claggy meets "Cult Leader Dave" during Halloween. He wants to help remove Claggy's demons and needs a vessel to put them in. Claggy suggests Glem. It actually transpires that Glem has his demons transferred into Claggy. "Cult Leader Dave" claims that Claggy will have an urge, "once a month, like a period", to kill and Glem will need to help his friend through it https://www.tiktok.com/@claggy_jones/video/7297225960850476321
- 2023-10-31: Claggy & Glem are kidnapped by Capped Tarranova and his accomplice. They are taken to a car park roof and allegedly uploaded to a server. Shot and on deaths door they are taken to "Grandma's House" and revived. It is suggested they are now "in the server". It is unconfirmed as to whether Claggy's requests for "Kung-Fu skills" and a "bigger knob" have been actioned https://www.tiktok.com/@claggy_jones/video/7296733881045142816
- 2023-11-07: Hired by Hayes Auto Body Shop as a Mechanic
- 2023-11-21: During a chance meeting with Patar Bellosh, https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringConcernedCrocodilePipeHype-ojhbgH71hl8ic2Oc, Claggy chances his arm and inquires about any potential work that might need doing. This leads to Patar organising a drop off from one of his gang members to Claggy containing 5 Browning HP pistols. Claggy is tasked with selling the weapons, he is wared that if he doesn't get a good price or brings the gang into it in any way he would be in trouble. https://clips.twitch.tv/GrotesqueOddWatermelonKAPOW-IrP-EZtv7PK7XS5Z
- 2023-11-26: After selling all the weapons, with the help of Glem, for 116k https://imgur.com/a/XTT9C2B, Claggy returns to Patar. He is pleased with Claggy's work and organised another shipment drop. This time it is 5 Browning HP pistols, 5 sets of handcuffs and 5 thermite bombs. Claggy wasted no time getting to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5zPAZPQRs
- 2023-12-04: Meets Sparky Kane whilst working at Hayes and offers his services as a distributor. Unknowingly increasing his familiarity with The Mandem gang (Claggy was unaware that Sparky was in fact the leader of The Mandem at that time)
- 2023-12-08: Patar doesn't turn up to meet Claggy with a new shipment, worried about Patar he arranges a meeting with Sparky. Claggy finds out Patar has ended up in ICU but before he can find out more The Mandem get called away to do something, Claggy returns to work at Hayes and is there for a while before hearing a huge explosion. Claggy goes to investigate and finds The Mandem block has been blown up. Whilst on the phone trying to contact Sparky a second blast goes off leaving him with life threatening injuries. Claggy spends some time recovering in ICU before being well enough to get back to normal life. https://www.tiktok.com/@claggy_jones/video/7310537551171898656
- 2023-12-14: Hayes announces that it is closing down due to a stock market crash. Claggy is left without the job he loves. With Patar and the rest of The Mandem also gone he can't rely on his arms dealing as a source of income either. With his good friend Glem and 'bit of skirt' Lil nowhere to be found Claggy decides it's time to head back to the sea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdpjrl_nTco
Additional Information[]
Likes
- Thieving
- The sea
- Tangents
- His hat
- The colour blue
Dislikes
- Metaphorical cages
- Actual cages
- Losing his hat
Quotes[]
"'ello sausage"
"luvly jubbly"