Head of Secretarial Services at Pillbox Medical. She is awkward, forgetful, easily distracted and craves friendship but sometimes comes off as an asshole and flirty person. Brenda is career-driven and hardworking. Her cars are staple characters in town: a hot pink Issi and a giant hot pink Sandking. Some doctors at Pillbox suspect that she is the reason for the constant loitering in the hospital. Brenda sees Dr. Isaac, Dr. King, Dr. Ducksworth, and Dr. Cross as father figures. Dr. Pixie is her only mother figure. Currently dating Saab.
Brenda suffers from resting bitch face. She was part of the Korean Mafia.
She has suffered multiple UTIs. With little to no relief, Brenda smells like watered-down perfume. Maybe her sexual adventures require more cleaning.
Titles: First of Her Name, Last of Her Line, Owner, and Creator of Braab Stocks, Queen of Deities, Queen of the House of Pancake.
Hired by Doctor Isaac to work as the receptionist, Brenda takes notes and lets people know if any doctors are in. She was recently promoted to Head Superstar Receptionist.
During her time at Pillbox Medical, Brenda has been kidnapped multiple times.
Drivers License: Active (0 Points)
Record expunged on Wednesday, July 3, 2019.
- Jaywalking x1
Past convictions: see here
"I have a UTI"
"I DON'T have a UTI"
"You freakin' potato!"
"Oh my god!"
"Um, excuse me!"
(Screaming) "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
"Why do I always get tazed?"
"What are you wearing?" / "Why do you look like that?"
"What did you say?" / "What did you say to me?"
"What did you call me?"
"Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy...."
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
"Help! I'm being kidnapped!"
"No you hang-up first."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!"
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Have you guys heard about the story of the mudflower?"
- Braab: The Trailer (2019)
- Brenda may have the psychic ability to predict dice rolls.
- Brenda is one of the most targeted citizens by people to taze as a joke.
- Brenda is considered one of the worst drivers in the city, often totalling her car.
- Brenda often has her car stolen, when it's returned it's usually banged up and in need of repair.
- Brenda is the most impersonated character in the city, as Kiki always finds someone else to convince to dress up and play "Pretenda".
iswas THE most kidnapped individual in the city at some point but since her relationship with one Al Saab started she lost that title.
- Brenda has been arrested on multiple occasions when she has been with Kiki, but has not once been charged as an accessory to Kikis crimes. The cops usually joke that she is being charged, she screams and breaks down, then the cops inform her it's a joke and she is free to go.