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Boris the Bear is a character role-played by ClearDesigns.

General Information[]

Boris is a Russian bear and a Member of the HOA. He was previously aligned with The Russians from Little Moscow, who came around late October of 2022.

Additional Trivia[]

Everyone loves Boris, some residents of Los Santos calling him “Majestic Floof”. Another resident said “I love Boris more than I love my own life,” and Raymond Romanov said “I friggen love that bear”.

With many people hanging around Boris, he has made it a point to send them an invoice after they ride with him, to which some would usually run away.

Boris can be booked for events or just to hang out. He's making a point to make money and he's very popular.

Due to his large size he occasionally gets stuck.

Notable Events[]

  1. He once called Sam Baas fat[1].
  2. On Friday 4th November, there was a bomb in Little Soul, Boris was asked if he would sit on the bomb while wires are chosen and in return he could eat Francis’s ass. Boris declined as he doesn’t eat ass.
  3. Siz Fulker ran over Boris because The Russians were pumping slime from the Mirror Park lake. The Russians took revenge by blowing up the Liquid Library and The Tiddie Truck.
  4. Boris almost left Los Santos after being chased for a romantic date by Ranger Conan Clarkson. He returned back to the city after his fellow comrade Katya Volkov promised to find a "BBB" (big beautiful bear) for him.
  5. Invited by Babis Joestaridis, Boris and Uri Blyatski participated in Go-Kart trials for Putos Frutos's P1 racing team that was held in 23rd of November. Both were eliminated, however Speedy invited them and the rest of their comrades to be mascots for the team instead.
  6. Q gave Boris a check up and recommended Boris not eat Shrugway sandwiches as it makes him gassy and fart. Otherwise Boris has a clean bill of health. Boris is Lactose intolerant.
  7. After Boris was RPG'd and kidnapped with Katya by Chang Gang in their garage on the 5th of December, 2022, Boris fled and hid in the Liquid Library, where he was hired as a "Beartender" by Liquid Library Manager Maximillian Angel. Soon after he was finally found by Katya, where he then gave his passport to her, indicating his departure from Little Moscow. Katya reluctantly took Boris' passport and allowed him to leave the embassy. Boris left the embassy but is still Russian.
    *sad Phil Collins music in the distance".
  8. While hanging outside the Liquid Library, Nico Kanto and Luis Fernandez asked Boris if he wanted to wear a HOA Kutte, He said yes and Julio Thomas said it was fine. Luis suggested 2 Kuttes would need to be stitched together due to Boris's size.
  9. The Guild paid Boris 500k to hang around with them for a month, Starting the 8th of December.
  10. He promised Andi Jones he would not eat her Reindeer Dancer in exchange for Honey, while hanging out in the Billabong .
  11. Boris purchased an advertising deal and the domain "boristhebear.com" from Lifeinvader.
  12. Mr. K redeemed a 1-day Boris pass and hired him to beat up Charles the Angel's dog member.
  13. On January 1, 2023 at the New Year's party at Queen Manor, Boris officially recognized Katya Volkov and Winston Walker as his adoptive parents in Los Santos.

Clips[]

  1. Boris gets into a car
  2. Boris is the Best Dancer
  3. Boris & Russians Youtube Playlist
  4. Boris hands his Russian passport in to Katya
  5. Boris accepts the HOA Cut

Gallery[]

References[]

  1. ↑ Boris stunned by Baas
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