Blorp Zultan is a character roleplayed by Lt_Custard.
General Description[]
Blorp Zultan is totally, definitely a Human from Planet Earth and not an Alien from Planet Zultan.
Background[]
Blorp crash-landed on Earth with his younger brother Glorp. They are attempting to repair their "landship" while searching for their overlord, Lord Zultan, who they were transporting.
The Zultanians are religious zealots who are spreading their cult-like beliefs to the universe. They often say, "Praise Zultan!" and try to persuade people to convert to the Cult of Zult. They will kill to defend Lord Zultan's honor.
To conceal their alien identity, the Zultanians introduce themselves by saying, "Hello fellow humans!" and insist they are visiting Los Santos from Kansas, France. The first person they revealed their alien identity to was conspiracy theorist Junior Meats. They hit him with a hammer and he became a devout follower.
Trivia[]
- Zultanians have nine genitalia and psychic powers.
- Enjoy eating human food, such as cats and human offspring.
- Their mother is a prolific whore who gave birth to 452 children.
- Call all police officers "escorts" after their run-in with CPD cadet Matt Remming.
- Cannot breath human air and they must keep their helmets and air respirators on to survive.
