Alabaster Slim is a character role-played by Kyle.

General Description Edit

Alabaster Slim is a 48-year-old male with black hair and brown eyes.

He is the CEO and Founder of Cop Killa Records and the shadow owner of the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club.

Slim can often be seen robbing banks and killing cops with people like Lang Buddha, and Eugene Zuckerberg.

He was previously an affiliate for the Leanbois but left after deciding the gang life wasn't for him.

Physical Description Edit

Slim is 48 years old and has several tattoos on his body, including the dollar sign on his right forearm, dollar bill on his left forearm, and stop sign tattoo on the back of his left hand. He wears highly durable makeup, earrings, and has a mustache. His black hair is usually either straightened and pulled back into a ponytail, hanging free in tight frizzy curls, slicked back into a businessman cut, or in a comb over.

Outfits Edit

  • A black suit with a bulletproof vest underneath.
  • A black hoodie with loose jeans and boots.
  • A yellow pimp coat with black leather pants and thugg boots.
  • A brown jacket with a flannel shirt and jeans.

Personality Edit

Alabaster Slim is a hot-headed, aggressive man who resorts to violence over civil conversation in most cases. Rather than gaining respect through charm or charisma, he uses power and violence to control those below him and earn respect from those around him. While he does prefer to barge in guns ablaze, he also proves himself to be a clever, quick-witted leader and organizer in dire situations. Slim is a slippery sharp-shooter with crisp reflexes and an arsenal to match.

Although he is against the notion of being told what to do, it is common for Slim to allow others to make the plans or take the lead in jobs like robberies or shoot-outs. He often describes himself as "too lazy to care", hence him never disguising his voice or attempting to wear incognito outfits.


Cop Killa Records Edit

Maximilian "Yung Dab" Thoroughbred Edit

Slim was Yung Dab's best friend. When the two first met, Slim insisted on getting Yung Dab on to the corner and "putting his face tattoo to work".[1]

Slim and Dab founded Cop Killa Records together after they had to shoot Jenny Hall and Dante Wolf at a Jewelry Store heist.[2]

Yung Dab's life sentence caused Slim to become rather emotional, openly crying at the mere mention of Yung Dab's name.

Slim took most of his grief out on Outto-Tune Tyrone, in the form of physical and verbal abuse (cursing, degrading, yelling and slapping).

Outto-Tune Tyrone Edit


Gomer Colton Edit

One of Slim's best friends. The two occasionally do jobs together.

Gomer has also given Slim a large amount of money on many occasions, leading to Slim calling him his "Sugar Daddy".[3]

Vanilla Unicorn Edit

Paddy Patrickson Edit

Upon Slim's takeover of the Vanilla Unicorn, Paddy expressed interest working as security and was shortly accepted. After a week or so of operations, Paddy's work ethic and dedication was recognized by Slim, who has now appointed Paddy as the Chief of Security.

Gioconda Coppola Edit

Dance Manager at the Vanilla Unicorn. Slim has put her in charge of recruiting and training dancers when the club opens.

Mary Mushkin Edit

Mary works for Slim as a dancer at the Vanilla Unicorn. Slim seems interested in her and wants to get her more involved in the underground side of the Vanilla Unicorn.

On February 17th, 2020, Slim told Mary that they had to get married in five days or he would lose his title of Arch-Duke of Davis.

On March 5th, 2020, Slim asked Mary if she wanted to beat up Erin Cox, to which she said yes and did swiftly. After getting Erin medical attention, Slim texted Mary "ur the best".

Leanbois Edit

Lang Buddha Edit

One of Slim's best friends. The two occasionally do jobs together. Slim has also hired Buddha as a janitor for the Vanilla Unicorn.

Curtis Swoleroid Edit

One of Slim's good friends. The two occasionally do jobs together.

Curtis also invited Slim into the Leanbois as an affiliate.[4]

Prune Gang Edit

Eugene Zuckerberg Edit

One of Slim's best friends. The two occasionally do jobs together.

Vagos Edit

Arush Patel "Speedy" Santana Edit

Slim and Speedy are good friends despite Slim, on multiple occasions, setting Speedy up to be HUT. Their relationship previously soured when the Vagos took out a contract from Sonya Summers to go after the Lost MC.

The Families Edit

Dexx Martin Edit

Slim and Dexx are very good friends. The two frequently do business together.

Lost MC Edit

Rudi Rinsen Edit

Despite Slim killing two members of the Lost MC, Rudi and Slim are relatively friendly and do frequent business together.

QuickFix Edit

Raja Bahadur Edit

Slim and Raja occasionally do business together. Raja also gave Slim 100k when Slim came to him about his plans for Paleto.[5]

Summer Mersion Edit

One of Slim's good friends and personal lawyer. Recently, he gave her the title "Jarl of Mirror Park".

Chang Gang Edit

Vinny Pistone Edit

Slim and Vinny have been entrusted by Matthew Payne to be the main sellers of warehouses.

Other Edit

Matthew Payne Edit

One of Slim's best friends. The two frequently do business together and have recently signed a "blood pact".[6]

Leslie Ling Edit

One of Slim's best friends. The two frequently do business together

Otto Delmar Edit

On February 24th, 2020, Otto delivered a large shipment of Class 2 Firearms to Slim, requesting 800 pixerium as payment.

Major Events Edit

The Vault Heist Edit

On March 19th, 2020, Slim, alongside Mike Wadum, Siz Fulker, and Juan Carlos Hernandez successfully managed to complete the east coast power plant, as well as managed to rob the Vault Bank in the middle of vinewood. They are the second group to successfully complete the heist after the thermite changes. 

The One Million Dollar Race Edit

On March 9th, 2020, Slim and Eugene Zuckerberg participated in the first day of Sun Moon's 1,000,000$ race, after much "malding", the pair managed to come in first place.

Arch-Duke of Davis Edit

On January 29th, 2020, Slim was granted the title "Arch-Duke of Davis". With this title comes the ability to grant titles to citizens that he, and Judge Wayne Ardson deem worthy.

  • January 31st, 2020 - Slim granted Jackie Snow the title "Lord of the Skies".
  • February 24th, 2020 - Slim and Ardson granted Vladimir Raven the title "Baron of Vinewood".
  • February 24th, 2020 - Slim and Ardson granted Summer Mersion the title "Jarl of Mirror Park".

Slim is currently planning a show where he pits women against each other in order to gain his affection. The current contestants are Fiona Stewart and Summer Mersion.

Vanilla Unicorn Owner Edit

On January 20th, 2020, Slim become the new co-owner of the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club, receiving Nino Chavez's share of the business. He plans to become a more powerful figure in the city and is ready to make changes to the South Side and bring entertainment to the citizens of the city.

Recently, Slim has shown more aggression towards the south side after the Vagos accepted a contract from Sonya Summers to hunt down and kill the Lost MC.

On February 24th, 2020, Slim received a large shipment of Class 2 Firearms from Otto Delmar. He primarily sold them to the Lost MC, who in turn gave them to their middlemen to deal out to people in the city.

On March 1st, 2020, Slim was arrested with one of the Compact Rifles that he got from Otto.

On March 5th, 2020, Slim, Vinny Pistone, and Matthew Payne had a meeting where they discussed the pricing plans for warehouses.

As of March 6th, 2020, Slim, Vinny, and Payne have started selling warehouses to many high profile criminals.

On March 21st, 2020, Slim transitioned from the public owner of the VU to being the shadow owner, putting Evita Nimm in charge of the places day-to-day tasks while remaining in charge of the underground fighting pit.

Outer Heaven Edit

Outer Heaven was a plan Slim had for Paleto that involved making it a sanctuary for criminals. Sadly his plan never came to fruition.

Leanbois Affiliate Edit

Feeling that all his close friends had branched off from Cop Killa Records, Slim was invited to join the Leanbois as an affiliate, which he accepted.[4]

During his short run as an affiliate, he participated in the Leanbois vs East Side Ballaz war.

After a short time as an affiliate, Slim deciding the Leanbois lifestyle was not for him and left the gang, while still remaining close friends with them.

On The Run Edit

Slim was previously on the run for 21 days after he and others were broken out of jail by the Chang Gang. While on the run he was disguised as Eddie Marshall's Canadian relative, "Jason Marshall" and was working at the Tuner Shop.

While on the run Slim ran into the Lost at the smeltery and gave them his 1 of 1 Pimp Chalice and asked them to show it to Jackie Snow in hopes of him believing that the Lost had killed Slim.

While being on the run he attempted to hunt down all the cops that arrested him. He was only able to hunt down Rocko Colombo, and his fiance, Mia Mersion.[7]

While on the run, Slim contacted Nino Chavez and received a silencer for his PD Carbine.[8]

After getting bored with the limitations of his wanted status, he turned himself in [9] and received 2 years in prison, with mandatory parole once released. During his parole, he worked as the receptionist at Pillbox Medical.

Lost MC War Edit

Chapter One: "Hostage" Edit

On July 13th, 2019, Slim, Lang Buddha, Eugene Zuckerberg, and Gomer Colton took Ryan Parker hostage for a bank job after he crashed into them. While in their trunk, Ryan managed to text Reid Dankleaf and pinged him while they were driving to the bank. When Reid arrived, he unloaded an AP Pistol [10] outside and demanded that they let his "wife" go. When Slim didn't comply, Reid shot out their getaway car's tires.

The day after, Slim and Eugene rob Ryan of 10 bags of weed and tell him not to tell the rest of the Lost MC that is was them that kidnapped him the other day. Ryan got on the Lost MC's radio freq and explains to Gary Adams what happened.

Chapter Two: "Yellow Jacket" Edit

After learning what Slim did to Ryan, the Lost called up Slim and asked him to meet them at the Yellow Jacket. Slim, Eugene, Gomer, and Curtis Swoleroid go up to the yellow jacket to meet the Lost, with Slim and Gomer going inside and Eugene and Curtis staying outside in case something goes wrong, Slim tells them to shoot if he says the phrase "I'll be seeing you later" on the radio. Eventually, Slim and Gomer meet Reginald Campbell, Victor Mason, Samuel O'Faolain, and Gary Adams at the Yellow Jacket. Sammy and Slim do most of the talking, with Sammy offering to forgive Slim for the trouble he's caused. Slim, however, claims that the whole mess was Ryan and Reid's fault. He's also especially mad at Ryan for snitching. An uneasy end comes to the discussion, and as the bikers begin to walk away, Slim tells them, "I guess I'll be seeing you later".[11] Suddenly, Eugene and Curtis both wielding LMG's, flank the Lost from outside. Although both Gomer and Slim eventually go down, the rest of the bikers were outmatched by Eugene and Curtis' bigger guns, and all four of them go down. Eugene and Curtis pick up Slim and Gomer and quickly leave the scene. Victor Mason later passed away due to complications while in the ICU.

Chapter Three: "Revenge" Edit

After learning that Victor had passed away, Ryan and Mia Mersion went hunting for Eugune so they could question him on whether he had any involvement in the shootout at the Yellow Jacket. After smashing up his store for a bit, they found him and radioed the rest of the Lost so that they could question him together. Eventually, after much arguing, the Lost made Ryan let Eugene go, on account of them not knowing for sure that Eugene was apart of the shootout at the Yellow Jacket. Additionally, they didn't feel comfortable making such a large decision without the Club President, Rudi Rinsen, being there to give the go-ahead. After heading to the compound, the Lost agree to go after Slim and Gomer but will wait on going after Eugene until Rudi is around. A few minutes pass and Cooch Cassidy reports that there's a suspicious-looking vehicle hanging around the compound. Both he and Reid shoot at the vehicle causing the driver to flee into the ocean. Reid and Ryan spot a boat with the individual and tail it back to land, as soon as he beaches Rein and Ryan open fire on the individual, downing him. After a lengthy pursuit with the police, the Lost managed to get the masked individual to the compound and unmask him revealing him to be Eugene Zuckerberg. After comparing the outfit he was wearing, to the outfit that of one of the masked individuals involved in the shootout at the Yellow Jacket, the remaining members of the Lost agree that he was apart of it and open fire on Eugene causing him to go into the ICU.

Chapter Four: "Tough Choices" Edit

Ryan Parker, Reid Dankleaf, and Reginald Campbell were making plans when they noticed a suspicious white vehicle occupied by Eugene Zuckerberg drive by the compound. They were immediately suspicious and went to investigate, Ryan and Reggie went to the southernmost part of the lake and find the car, alongside two occupied boats. The two attempt to make the driver of the vehicle step out, but they drive away, so the two try again with one of the people in the boats. The person (OTT) stealing the boat eventually stops and attempts to radio to his friends that the Lost found him, so Ryan and Reggie shoot and down him. The individual in the car (Eugene) and the individual in the other boat (Slim) come back and open fire on Ryan, taking out a few of the tires on his banshee, causing Ryan to be unable to chase after them. At this point, the police have arrived, before attempting to flee, Ryan realizes he can use the PD as a weapon.[12] He yells at the cop that there are people shooting in the water and drives him towards wone, the cop spots an individual (Slim) in the water and orders him to put his hands up, but is instantly put down.[13] While the rest are busy with the PD, Ryan drives back and picks up the individual they shot down by the boat and takes them back to the compound, where they unmask him and reveal that it's Outto-Tune Tyrone. After noticing that OTT is no longer speaking on the radio, Slim calls up Reid and attempts to get him back. That eventually fails, causing Slim to make a tough choice, and call the police to inform them that OTT is being held captive in the Lost MC Compound.[14] Before the police arrive at the compound, the Lost carve "Lost and Damned" into OTT's back.

The PD arrives at the compound and begins to question the Lost members outside. Meanwhile, OTT attempts to bargain with Ryan, telling him that if Ryan returns his belongings and allows him to leave, he won't tell the cops about what happened. He starts counting down from three before he reaches one, Ryan walks behind him and knocks him out cold [15] and hides him in the back room of the compound. After hiding him, Ryan overhears an officer saying that they just want to search the compound in an attempt to distract and maybe lure the officers away, Ryan bursts out of the compound in his car. While attempting to drive away, he crashes into a sign and flips his vehicle, while repairing it a masked individual (Eugene) approaches Ryan and takes him hostage. Meanwhile, the PD is clearing the compound and find an unconscious OTT and transport him to Pillbox Medical. Slim, Eugene, Gomer, and Vinny Pistone take Ryan to an isolated location and get on his radio frequency and start taunting Reid. However, Reid stands his ground and tells them that he wouldn't stoop as low as to call the cops if he had been in their situation. Eventually, Slim gets a call from OTT telling him what they did to him, after learning what happened to OTT Slim decides that they should carve "CKR" into Ryan's chest as payback. After that, Slim leaves the fate of Ryan up to OTT who ultimately decides to shoot him up.[16] While driving back to the Lost MC's compound, the group questions whether they did the right thing, before dumping him in the compound and calling EMS.[17] Before the EMS arrives, Norman Bones shows up at the compound, walks around a bit, and eventually walks away.[18] After receiving medical treatment Ryan is placed into the ICU.

Chapter Five: "Reggie" Edit

On July 20th, 2019, Gary Adams, Reid Dankleaf, Reginald Campbell, and Jason Paul rolled on up Alabaster Slim, Eugene Zuckerberg, Lang Buddha, and Ellie Dono while they were leaving the CKR office. A shootout occurred between the 8 with all of the Lost getting downed and none of Slim's crew getting downed.[19] While in the hospital Reginald Campbell passes away from GSWs. Reid and JP also get sent into the ICU.[20]

Chapter Six: "The End" Edit

After some minor skirmishes; Rudi Rinsen called up Slim and both of them agreed to end the war.

While on the run after breaking out of prison, Slim ran into the Lost at the smeltery and gave them his 1 of 1 Pimp Chalice and asked them to show it to Jackie Snow in hopes of him believing that the Lost had killed Slim.

Over the course of the war, 3 members of the Lost MC passed away.

  • Victor Mason - Shot by Curtis Swoleroid and Eugene Zuckerberg at the Yellow Jacket.
  • Reginald Campbell - Shot by Alabaster Slim outside of the CKR office.
  • Cooch Cassidy - Blown up by locals outside of Sandy Shores.

Quotes Edit

  • "Cop Killa Records, we out here!"
  • "He a He-Bitch mu'fuckah"
  • "Come into my office let's have a meeting"
  • "Dance fo' ya pimp, bitch"
  • "I'ma put you out on the corner"
  • "Hug ya pimp, bitch"
  • "BLAP BLAP!"
  • "Broke hoe, titties to the floor, mu'fuckah."
  • "WE OUT HERE Mu'fuckah!"
  • "Toodles BITCH"
  • "Hey bitch"
  • "Who cares about ya?"
  • "Waddup hoe"

 Criminal Record Edit

Alabaster Slim's prior convictions list as of Wednesday, December 11, 2019.
Drugs and Alcohol
  • Accessory to Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x2
  • Assault x3 
  • Assault on a Peace Officer x7 
  • Assault with Deadly Firearm x3 
  • Assault with Deadly Weapon x7 
  • Attempted First Degree Murder x1 
  • Attempted Manslaughter x3 
  • Attempted Murder x1 
  • Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x1 
  • Attempted Second Degree Murder x2 
  • Attempted Second Degree Murder on a Peace Officer x21 
  • Battery x4 
  • Battery on a Judge x2 
  • Battery on a Peace Officer x22 
  • Brandishing non Firearm x5 
  • Conspiracy x1 
  • Contempt of Court x7 
  • Criminal Possession of Government-issued Firearm x1 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x31 
  • Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 2] x26 
  • Criminal Possession of a Taser x1 
  • Criminal Threats x6 
  • Criminal Use of a Firearm x26 
  • Disobeying a Peace Officer x5 
  • Driving on a Suspended/Revoked License x1 
  • Escaping Custody x1 
  • Evading x2 
  • Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x13 
  • Failure to Stop x1 
  • Felony Trespassing x1 
  • First Degree Robbery x1 
  • First Degree Speeding x1 
  • Harassment x1 
  • Illegal Passing x2 
  • Illegal U-turn x1 
  • Jaywalking x1 
  • Joyriding x4 
  • Kidnapping x13 
  • Littering x1 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x2 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance "OXY" x17 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x5 
  • Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana x1 
  • Negligent Driving x2 
  • Non-functional Vehicle x1 
  • Obstruction of Justice x1 
  • Petty Theft x2 
  • Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x1 
  • Reckless Evading x16 
  • Removed Drivers License x1 
  • Resisting Arrest x22 
  • Robbery x22 
  • Tampering With a Vehicle x1 
  • Third Degree Speeding x3 
  • Trespassing x1 
  • Unauthorized Parking x3 
  • Unlawful Imprisonment x3 
  • Vandalism of Government Property x1

Drivers License: In Good Standing

Fun Facts Edit

  • Likes Goldfish (Flavor Blasted) and wishes to be sponsored by them.
  • Is sponsored by UGG Boots, and called them THUGG Boots.
  • It has been noted by Yung Dab (after having been pimp slapped) that Slim's hands are soft, and pleasing to the touch.
  • Loves dogs.
  • Claimed he didn’t care about his former wife (now divorced) Erin Cox, even though secretly he did care about her “a little” but never would admit it.
  • During his war against the Lost MC, Slim was never downed during a gunfight.
  • Used his "Law of Suprise" to take Erin Cox's Mercedes-Benz AMG GT63
  • On March 19th, 2020 Mike WadumSiz FulkerJuan Carlos "Flippy" Hernandez, and Alabaster Slim successfully managed to complete the Vault Bank Heist, making them the second group in the city to attempt and complete it.

Gallery Edit

References Edit

  1. Slim meets Dab -
  2. Slim, Dab, and Buddha shoot Jenny Hall and Dante Wolf -
  3. Gomer gets Slim out of debt -
  4. 4.0 4.1 Slim gets invited into the Leanbois -
  5. Raja gives Slim 100k for Outer Heaven -
  6. Slim and Payne make a blood pact -
  7. Slim assassinates Columbo and Mia -
  8. Slim gets a gift from Nino -
  9. Slim turns himself in -
  10. Reid at CKR vault robbery -
  11. CKR and Lost MC war starts -
  12. Ryan using the PD against Slim -
  13. Slim one-taps a cop -
  14. Slim makes a tough call -
  15. Ryan knocks out OTT -
  16. Ryan Parker gets executed -
  17. The group questions their decision -
  18. Norman finds Ryan -
  19. Shootout outside CKR -
  20. Reggie passes away -
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