Agnes Ranbough is a character role-played by Crunchy.


Description[edit | edit source]

Dr. Agnes is a doctor and the Coroner at Pillbox Medical Center. She has a weird sense of style and a "crazy" personality. Dr. Agnes is known for her "unconventional" treatments. She often offers to remove patient's body parts or harvest organs for medical use.

Brain Transplants[edit | edit source]

Chips Ahoy[edit | edit source]

After contracting HIV Chips Ahoy went to Pillbox seeking treatment. His hair was malding and his skin was turning red, and he feared he was dying. Chips underwent a drastic body swap surgery by Dr. AgnesHis brain was transplanted into the braindead body of an elderly woman. The transplant was a success and Chips became an old woman. Meanwhile, Dr. Agnes is working to rid his old body of the infection.

Sonya Summers[edit | edit source]

Sonya was infected with HIV and sought help from Dr. Agnes. Agnes advised Sonya that she'd need to transplant her brain into a host body until her infected body was cured. They went to the morgue and stole the corpse of the man Sonya murdered, lawyer Chris McGrawl. Agnes then transplanted Sonya's brain into McGrawl's body, she told Sonya it would take at least 2 weeks to cure the infection. 

Suspensions[edit | edit source]

Due to her proclivity for invoking chaos, Agnes has racked up a handful of suspensions during her tenure as a medical professional at Pillbox.

12/16/2019

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On December 14th, Agnes accidentally rammed her coroner van into the back of a motorcycle causing it to fly into a crowd of people and explode. She was subsequently arrested, put on suspension, and forced to go into rehab as treatment for her alcoholism.
6/19/2020

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On June 18th, Agnes drunkenly struck a man in the back with a hatchet at a traffic stop during a ride along with Randy Wrangler. The incident resulted in both Randy and Agnes being suspended as Randy wasn't supposed to be taking ride alongs without a sergeant's approval. After a public hearing it was decided that rather than being fired Agnes had to attend multiple therapy sessions and was put on a 30 day suspension from practicing medicine.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • "Risse up serve that dark overlord"
  • "HAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAA!"
  • "Healing Spray!"
  • "Are you an organ donor, lady? Do you wanna be?"
  • "The Government captured this alien back in 70's and they keep it behind this door. So just come over here and breathe in these alien fumes. I do it everyday."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • She keeps her pet tarantula under her top hat.
  • She has a pimp outfit and has gotten in a slap fight with Alabaster Slim.
  • Agnes consumes her breakfast through insufflation.
  • Agnes consumes pills on a regular bases as part of a balanced diet.
  • She often offers to bring injured patients to the morgue.
  • Agnes once had a collection of machetes that she wore on her back like a peacock feathers.
  • Lauren Forcer potentially suffers from lizardism after Agnes treated her road rash with a lizard skin-graft.
  • She has been awarded the second floor of the morgue and the lab at Pillbox Medical Center for continuing medical research by the Department of Justice.
  • Serge Cross hired medical staff from Crusade Medical Center to work part time for her research lab, "The Crazy Science Division".


Played By: Crunchy
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