Grognak

Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law is a character role-played by CallMeKevin

Grognak is a member of the Grognak species and is fine with all pronouns. On several occasions, Grognak has referenced how they used to stomp villages back home. Grognak suffers from amnosia, which is like amnesia but not yet medically recognized. Due to their amnosia, they forget how to do most basic functions, needing to be reminded constantly. Grognak is up for any kind of adventures as long as they can be with their friends or make new ones. Despite their chaotic ways, Grognak is very friendly and ready to cheer anybody up. In fact, they do not understand the chaos they leave in their wake.

Jobs

 * Aspiring musician.
 * Burger Shot volunteer (although they think they are on the payroll).
 * Professional village stomper.

Trivia

 * Unlike what the name might suggest, Grognak is not actually an attorney. According to them it's just a name where they come from. This causes confusion to this day.
 * In Grognak's home culture, money doesn't exist.
 * Grognak answers to any pronouns, and doesn't really care what gender they are referred to as.
 * Billy Sprinkle thinks they are a hooker.
 * Posy Florian thinks Grognak could be her sister.
 * Grognak believes Sheldon B. Plankton is their stepdad.
 * So far, Steven Hayes and Jimmy Umami are the only two people who insist on calling Grognak by their full name at all times. Steven has Grognak listed in their phone as Grognak TDAAL.
 * Seems to be completely confused by sexual innuendos and most things regarding romance.
 * Grognak is a lover of public transportation. This can be seen by Grognak's love of buses.
 * Grognak says head trauma can cure some memory loss from amnosia.
 * Grognak reveals to Steven that they have 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash playing on loop in their headphones.
 * Grognak is not familiar with languages that are not English, and mistakes people who speak Irish (or Swedish) as speaking in tongues.
 * Previous versions of Grognak have also used the names Esquire, MD. Posy Florian reintroduced this to nopixel 3.0 during a joke when they were trying to spell out Grognak's name in full.
 * Grognak's marriage always seemed up the air, as they called Anto their 'unofficial husband'. They were right, as Anto tells Grognak Eugene married them in an unofficial capacity. Of course, due to their amnosia, Grognak completely forgot who they'd married.
 * Grognak first heard about Burger Shot through Steven Hayes' advert on the yellow pages.
 * Grognak loves their vehicle, the "Sad and Sassy" Journey (also referred to as “The Lair”), bought with Anto's money.
 * Grognak has stated that the water bed inside the Journey isn’t, in fact, filled with water.
 * Grognak often hangs up on people abruptly, however, this is because they struggle understanding social etiquette and mean no harm by it.

Criminal Record


Unregistered Crimes


 * Accidental Vehicular Assault.
 * Assisted Kidnapping.

Quotes

 * I'm Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law.
 * (Upon being called Grognak) It's actually Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law.
 * That's easy / difficult to remember.
 * I have amnosia, which is like amnesia but not medically recognized.
 * Why is there a D in fridge but not in refrigerator...
 * Blue... hahaha Blue.
 * Steven! Steeeven! STEEEEEVEN!!!
 * yells a person's name loudly to get their attention* (Not to be confused with the above, as that has become Grognak's official greeting for Steven.)
 * WHAT?
 * I don't have insurance and I never will.
 * Don't blame me, blame my driving instructor.
 * R means Re-backwards.
 * GET IN!
 * D for Da-Go.

Competing Love Interests

 * Steven Hayes (It's complicated. Steven may originally have been curious about dating Grognak, but it's very unlikely that he still is. This remains a source of conflict between Steven and Troy. Now Grognak is one of Steven's many fears, but Grog is too oblivious to notice. Grognak flip flops on their opinion of Steven.)
 * Troy Donahue (Grognak adores Troy and may have a crush on him. Troy admitted he's in love with Grognak.)
 * Anto Murphy (Was unofficially Grognak's husband for a week. They were implied to have married for money, specifically to get Grognak a vehicle. Anto has a tendency to kidnap other love rivals.)
 * Alex Söderberg (Lil Cap kept trying to drop hints that he liked Grognak, but Grognak never picked up on this.)
 * Nico Morales (During Grognak's marriage to Anto, Grognak seemed more interested in flirting with Nico.)

Friends

 * Sherry Paie
 * Dawn Hearte (Dawn may be Grognak's best friend, as she's awfully protective of them, and willing to help them in any way.)
 * Penny Farthing
 * Ruth Viotto
 * Bobby Schmiguel
 * Flop Dugong
 * Mr. Rollins † (crunchy man)
 * Avery/Sir Cumference
 * Kyle Pred
 * Roland Nelson
 * Jimmy Umami
 * Oscar Ó'Connail (Listed in Grognak's phone as Apple, though Grognak may have forgotten who Apple is.)
 * Sal
 * Josh Grimm (AKA Mittens)
 * "Dawn"
 * Abdul AlRahim (Grognak's pen pal)
 * Ursula Leichenberg
 * Thomas Normady (AKA Captain Pee the Intern)
 * Posy Florian (Posy and Grognak immediately formed a strong bond after meeting that has yet to be broken. They love each other very much, and immediately defend each other if needs be. They are often in sync. Grognak and Posy think they could be siblings, given how alike they are.)
 * Kyle Brovloski
 * Billy Sprinkle
 * Bryce Miller
 * Ai Musori
 * Tandy Miller
 * L Moo
 * Dimitri Zaliauskas (AKA O'Flanighan)
 * Scott Chegg (AKA: Fuck, This)
 * Francois Hubert Legrand

Frienemies

 * Eugene Zuckerberg (AKA Monopoly Man)
 * Valentina Hops

Acquaintances

 * Scruffy Doodle
 * Kitty Dream
 * Taylor Briggs
 * Whitley Booth
 * Tanner Phillips
 * Ebeneezer Mackaral Botanacus IV
 * Jenny Hall
 * Sheldon B. Plankton
 * Nino Chavez
 * Mando
 * Vagos Gang
 * Chino Gonzalez †
 * Benji Ramos
 * Francisco Alvarez
 * Mike Smoore
 * Salem Yellow (AKA Town of Salem)
 * Kevin Keyte
 * Dick Dastardly
 * Jimmy Kim
 * Ellie Fyh
 * Miles Vermillion
 * Bianca Walters
 * Valentine Dalla
 * Zarina Vega