Edbert Ropeburn

"'The name's Edbert, but you can call me Edbert.'"

Edbert Ropeburn is a character role-played by heyimzed.

General Description
Edbert is High Command for the Bondi Boys MC.

Background
Edbert Ropeburn is a very outspoken Australian. Born and raised in Bondi, he finds that being with the Bondi Boys MC is closest to home. Originally edbert was very drunk (almost) all his time in the city, he has learnt to ease off the drinking, learning that meth and cocaine satisfy his needs more. Edbert is a bit of a circus in front of his friends, and was very respectful to cops. But as almost everything in the city, things change, Edbert now is against the PD, and now will not hesitate to gun down all of them.

Edbert spends his free time when not working on weed or the club grinding and racing with his sick kanjo, earning those W's every time and working at Hayes Auto Body Repairs, either repairing vehicles or doing sanitation runs to supply Hayes Auto Body Repairs with the materials needed by them to make parts. Edbert is also the weed-man of BBMC. Although he got the 9's, nothing can stop Edbert from being the weed overlord of Los Santos.

Will fuck a dude.

Hangarounds

 * Peter Percocet

Enemies

 * Randy Wrangler
 * Mickey Mouse

Confirmed Kills

 * 1) Biggie Jackson (September 2021) - Helped kill and ocean dumped him with Olivia Garcia after he threatened her, under the false assumption that this was someone masquerading as his friend.
 * 2) Pepe LaBuff (November 18, 2021) - Murdered and ocean dumped LaBuff with Pez Speedwagon after finding out he was a CI spying on the BBMC and Hayes.

Some Facts About Edbert

 * Edbert's cousin (Zedrick Johnson) loved racing, so naturally Edbert is big on getaway driving and racing.
 * Is a professional sickcunt™
 * Cant read numbers
 * Was born in the vicinity of Bondi Beach.
 * Is a celebrity (known as "Edbert's Fun World™") of the platforms as follows:
 * TubeYou
 * BookFace
 * TikTok
 * Is addicted to meth and cocaine and weed and alcohol and basically every drug.
 * Professional getaway driver
 * Has anemia
 * Has bad knees

Quotes

 * 1) I've done me-self a mischief!
 * 2) I enjoy yelling at people y'know
 * 3) Fuckin' oath
 * 4) They call me the Men destroyer
 * 5) I'll shit on your bed
 * 6) I have clinical depression
 * 7) you'll be blessed to hold the shaft 'o god™
 * 8) Legally my family is not allowed to have females.
 * 9) I was originally a twin and we were called "Ed" and "Bert", but I ate my brother so I am called Edbert now.
 * 10) The real spooky thing is the pain I'm in
 * 11) What's up gay-ret
 * 12) The nucleus is the power house of the cell
 * 13) Hes Illegally a nerd officer!
 * 14) Butt
 * 15) do I have a record? of course I do, I'm a Bondi Boy.