Scruffy Doodle

Scruffy Doodle is a character role-played by aintitadam.

Description
Scruffy Doodle is Los Santos resident and "business clown". He also has a huge gambling and cigarette addiction. Not a fan of being told to perform or to tell a joke.

Being part of International Burger Society or IBS, Scruffy loyalty was strong to Burger Shot, with him taking care of the dirty businesses surrounding the shop. After a management structure and being fired for causing a coup against his boss Shelly Smith, he was picked up by Gladys Berry's business at Chihuahua Hotdogs and became a manager at Abdul's Taxi Service.

Scruffy returned back on the roster as one of its managers after Shelly bought Burger Shot from Cerberus.

Background Information
Scruffy Doodle is a "Business Clown". He comes from a long lineage of court jesters and very successful clowns. Not much is known about when he was a child besides that he has been gambling since age 8 and smoking since age 7. When Scruffy was 21 he got kicked out of clown college with the rest of his frat "Kappa Kek Clown." His dad got him a job doing kid's parties. Unfortunately he was never the clown his Dad was. After breaking 60 consecutive balloon animals, and getting 15 complaints of kids crying, Scruffy's dad kicked him out and fired him. After that he went to Ronald McDonald's Business School for Clowns, but has had little success in becoming a business man. He's moved to Los Santos in hope of chasing his business dreams and wears the clown getup as a reminder that he's shamed 7 generations of children's party clowns.

Quotes
"Scruffy Doodle, hot like'a toasta' strudel." "It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't." "Kinda weird, Bry." ''"What happens when a clown hits water? Clownfish." "Sometimes you've gotta get right in life before you get left." "You know me. It's not about the money, it's about the funny." "I will stab you if you don't knock that shit off. Don't test me." "I don't know what you thought was going to happen, I really don't. I told you I'd stab you."

Trivia

 * He has murdered at least 7 people.
 * He was a former plug, for Jimmy Yougman and helped push cocaine out of the casino.
 * He had an abusive relationship with his dear deer, Valentina Hops, and often attempted to foster shallow relationships with women (before marrying Leona Lion) to bait her into returning from the Alaskan wilderness to chastise him.
 * He has a forever-marriage contract with Valentina, and they can't be divorced. Valentina is assumed dead after being missing for so long and Scruffy states she is his ex-wife.
 * He has a forever-marriage contract with Leona, and they can't be divorced.
 * He has two sons with Valentina: Easton and PillBot.
 * Alongside Easton and Pillbot, he used to be Jerry Gibbs' father before disowning him.
 * He was a former Burger Shot manager and potentially holds the record for most times fired and rehired due to Shelly Smith's ego constantly clashing with his.
 * He was previously signed to Wu Chang and produced a hit single, "The Clownbassador". Despite the songs success, he has opted to not produce additional tracks as he considers the notion of being a one-hit-wonder to be hilarious.
 * He nearly dated Barbra Thunk before they realized they hated each other.
 * He is one of the older members of PST, a parody gang created by Pilbis Shonley to meme on Street Team; much in the same way Cerberus 2 was created by Scruffy, Pilbis, and Carmine Costello to be a parody of Cerberus.
 * He has a close friendship with "Gus" Carlin and has a long running bit where he pretends to be pregnant with her baby to help her scare off unwanted suitors.
 * He murdered his secretary, Aurora Sparks, because he believed she was trying to poach Gus into Bryce Miller's friend group. Although the murder was perceived as self defense and investigators looked into prosecuting Barbra and Kiki Pendragon for accessory to attempted murder instead.
 * He is a veteran of the clown wars and has been dishonorably discharged for committing war crimes against mimes.
 * Alongside Happy D'Klown, Delver Lee, and Party Hardy he's known in the clown community as a "Business Clown" and prefers pursing civilian economic ventures. Although he isn't opposed to "funny business" should the occasion call for it.