Richard Chiclets

Richard "Dick" Chiclets is a character role-played by FloMcNasty_TV.

Description
Dick Chiclets is career criminal and a former head of the shadow crime organization, The Stable. He is now a blooded member of The Families, and a prospect of the underground racing crew Yokai. While not cornering shady deals in the street, Dick also has a fair career as an electronic music artist.

Background
Dick Reveen Chiclets is a professional race car driver and is the '95 Cup Series runner up champ "one state over." During his racing career, he was sponsored by Target, Lays Ketchup Chips, Twitch Prime, and Burger Shot. He aspires to write a book titled "0-95" but may require a ghostwriter.

Dick went to Veterinary school before he became a race car driver, but due to his frequent touching of the animals' genitals, he was kicked out. Dick grew up on a farm and found a way to harvest meat from a goat while it was still alive.

Dick has a crippling gambling addiction, and finally got Nancy Drew to ban him from the casino.

History
Dick was a member of The Four Equestrians, along with Mick Jhonson, Nancy Drew and Virgil Simpson.

On May 3, 2021, Dick was signed to Wu-Chang Records. His first release was a remix of the Molly Minaj hit "Savage". Dick subsequently came out with his hit "Boozin" on May 15th. "Boozin" rapidly climbed to #1 on the LSBN charts, despite lack of support from Wu-Chang, through aggressive individual outreach, and it stayed #1 for 4 consecutive days. Dick expressed his dissatisfaction with his record label's lack of support for him as a #1 selling artist with Alex "Lil' Cap" Söderberg leading to his firing from Wu-Chang entirely. Dick and Lil' Cap collaborated to create Down Bad Records to continue to promote the music scene in Los Santos as another competing record label.

On May 10, 2021, Dick got a part-time job at Burger Shot on a whim. He followed that up by being hired at Hayes Auto Body Repairs as a mechanic on May 28, 2021.

On June 1, 2021, Dick was chosen to be the next Mole King of Los Santos.

🐎 The Stable


Dick joined Mick Flair, Nancy Drew, and Thomas Dwayne to form The Stable crime organization. The four of them led the group as its "Stable Heads". They bought a warehouse (nicknamed "The Barn") under the name of Thomas' CEO and friend, Bunny, who stayed clean while the group ran illegal activities to pay it off. The Stable Heads recruited various "Stable Hands" to help fund the organization.

🌿 The Families
After shopping his getaway driving to the HOA, BBMC, and the Angels, Dick became a prospect for The Families. Proclaiming that meth ruined his life, Dick found happiness cornering weed for them.

On January 1, 2022, Dick successfully hacked a Fleeca Bank for the first time as Xavier Valentine held Reginald Watson hostage. No police responded. Then on the next day, Dick clutched out his final attempt on his second green laptop while robbing a Fleeca Bank with Summer Mersion.

On January 27, 2022, The Families blooded Dick into the Carson Avenue Families (CAF). He eventually became their head drug distributor.



On February 12, 2022, Randy Wrangler put Dick on an investigative hold, subpoenaed his bank and phone records looking for associates caught with Gods Green Crack weed, and started a chain reaction of anticlimactic raids. The Street Crimes Unit raided Dick's apartment, Maison Ricard (where they searched in vain for a stash), Bunny's warehouse (where Louis Bloom only found bee's wax, honey, and broken goods), Marie Ortiz' properties and vehicles, and Cindy Tipton's warehouse (which she had already cleaned out hours before). Tracy Martell was confused to find Kirk Jerkems' bag of baby turtles inside of Marie's beachside house.

Exasperated by the lack of soundproofing from the constant noise of sirens, Dick finally sold the Maison Ricard office property for $208,000 on February 16, 2022, and immediately purchased a foreclosed mansion as the new home for Down Bad Records. The next week on February 21, 2022, Dick divorced Marie Ortiz.

🏎️ Quotes

 * Dick Chiclets, race car driver, nice to meet ya.
 * Who do I make the autograph out to?
 * Professional race car driver, runner up champion, one state over *points*.
 * All go, no stop
 * ...fella!
 * ... to be honest.
 * [inner monologue] Well, there I was...
 * I'm not a mathematician, I'm a racecar driver.
 * I love ya!...Aren't ya gonna say it back?
 * When the gerbil's green and the grass is blue, it's time to party.
 * Y'ello! Dick Chiclets here!
 * You could Twat it..."Dick Chiclets, huge wiener" ya know?

🏁 Trivia

 * Dick is not a mathematician.
 * Dick once borrowed his sister Maria's car and never returned it.
 * Dick is a huge, "Justine Belieber" fan and has been to 40+ concerts.
 * Dick is illiterate.
 * Dick once had sex with the tailpipe of his race car after 6 hours of track testing. He ended up with significant burns and swore never to do that again unless the car was off for "a little while". clip
 * Dick refers to people of all genders as "fella." However, he is very tolerant of gender as he once dictated a letter addressed to "All he/him fellas, she/her fellas, and they/them fellas."
 * Dick is extremely flammable. He should never go near an open flame of any kind. clip
 * Dick is diabetic.
 * Dick is good at keeping his mouth shut so he doesn't "indecriminalate" himself.
 * Dick's Buccaneer is also extremely flammable. clip
 * Dick can tell when Saphira Sinclair is in town by the smell of lavender and sandalwood.
 * Dick's favorite thing is giving someone a hug, even if it is someone he has just met.
 * Dick considered becoming a pro soccer player before becoming a race car driver.
 * Dick is allergic to potions.
 * Dick once stabbed his brother in the knee with a fork for eating his birthday cake.
 * Dick's first kiss was in kindergarten...tongue and everything
 * Dick has been intimate with a pineapple after microwaving it for 38 seconds. Things haven't been the same down there since.
 * Dick's name has been passed down for many generations. He is the 19th Richard Chiclets.

📀 Discography
On May 3, 2021, Dick was signed to Wu-Chang Records. Around July 2021, Dick and Lil Cap left Wu-Chang to release music under their own record label Down Bad Records. Dick eventually sold DBR to Wu-Chang on December 8, 2022, and briefly returned to Wu-Chang as a music artist. Afterward, Dick signed a three-month contract with MDM Records on May 17, 2023. Dick quit MDM Records on August 10, 2023 when event planner Saint Gomez stabbed him for wearing mdm track pants inside of the studio.

🚘 Vehicles

 * 1) Buccaneer named Barbara (sold to Ursula Leichenberg)
 * 2) Dominator GTX named Felicia (was named in a drunken stupor)
 * 3) Slamvan (only owned it for 2 days)
 * 4) GB200 (traded in for Futo)
 * 5) Futo (fully upgraded, sold to Kirk Jerkems)
 * 6) Daemon Custom (sold to Thomas McCarthy)
 * 7) GB200 #2 (VIN scratched and sold within hours of acquiring)
 * 8) GB200 #3 (Fully upgraded, bought from Kevin Ram, returned to Kevin due to financial issues)
 * 9) Massacro (sold)
 * 10) RX7 (sold for $2M)
 * 11) Banshee 900R (sold)
 * 12) Dubsta 6x6 (sold)
 * 13) Ocelot Locust (fully upgraded, bought to use in A-class races, sold to Hiro Calligan on behalf of Otto's Autos for $240,000)
 * 14) Toyota Supra A90 (won from the casino wheel, sold to the Tuner Shop for $1.2M)
 * 15) Lynx (fully upgraded; bought for $150,000; sold to Nina Skogman of Otto's Autos for $75,000)
 * 16) 8F Drafter (A class bought from Meelo Graves for $840,000; sold on September 30, 2022 to Nina Skogman of Otto's Autos for $725,000)
 * 17) Ruiner 6STR (bought from the Tuner Shop for $1,890,000 on December 8, 2022; sold back to Mary Mushkin of the Tuner Shop for $1,300,000 on January 30, 2023)
 * 18) Elegy Retro (traded up from a paper clip; sold to Ava Thompson)
 * 19) Hotring Sabre (bought from Mushkin's Motors for $1.2 million dollars on July 7, 2023; traded it in for a Sentinel 6STR drift car)
 * 20) Sentinel 6STR (drift car)

Friends

 * Mick Jhonson
 * Virgil Simpson
 * Nancy Drew
 * Marie Ortiz
 * Ursula Leichenberg
 * Robert Realman
 * Thomas McKinley
 * Tupac Shakur
 * Thomas Dwayne
 * Lizzie Byrne
 * Kirk Jerkems
 * Eve Summers

Enemies

 * Lee Nova