Rosa Swire

Rosa Swire, a character role-played by Jameskii, is an Artist who makes sketches for customers with commissions, former Creative Director at Wuchang, Finacial Advisor, known associate of the Clowns, as well as an arch-enemy of Shannon Gucci.

The Unbearable Weight of the Plastic Brain
Her story begins with her getting into an accident with a patrol officer, who did an illegal u-turn and struck her with her vehicle, which subsequently led her needing a wheelchair. Shortly after receiving the medical bill for said wheelchair, she met her first friend, Lexi. Rosa liked her so much that she decided to draw a portrait of her, and in return Lexi suggested she’d get a job at the Court House, in which she got hired on the spot.

Her first case involved Officer Tinker and Chatterbox, in which Tinker, supposedly, almost died at the hands of Chatterbox. Chatterbox denied said claims and shortly after, a brawl ensued. The sketch she created resulted in her obtaining an illegal motorcycle given to her by the Court House. She immediately crashed it, blaming her accident on a “ghost”. She then went to Hayes to get her motorcycle fixed and immediately upon arrival, someone blew her bike up. To cheer her up, she went to get pizza, only for one of the employees to become engulfed in flames. She never got her pizza.

Later on, while finding something to do, she came across The Clowncil readying themselves to break into the Police Station. She infiltrated the station, along with Chatterbox, Bon Bon, and Janky, where they proceeded to trash the locker room. When they finished vandalizing the locker room, Chatterbox dialed 911 and told the dispatcher that he was stuck in the locker room with Sai Carter “pooping”. They hastily made it out, with a few broken spines to compliment their escape.

A Series of Mild Inconveniences
While being a Courthouse sketch artist, Rosa became quite popular in the art industry. She decided that she wanted to do commissions, and doing so made her a lot of money. She began investing that money into new people in Los Santos, as well as those in need. In doing so, she became a finacial advisor for Upgood Financial.

After being a financial advisor for some time, she became an intern at Wuchang. It was around that time when while she and her coworkers were making music, someone had walked into the recording studio with a bomb. It was only after she left the establishment when her usually smooth brain put together that there was a bomb inside the building. She thought it was a metronome.

A week into her sub-par experience with Los Santos, someone decided to pour gasoline on her truck, in which Rosa believed that they were refilling her gas tank. As soon as she pushed the gas pedal, the truck was engulfed in flames. But of course, Rosa being Rosa, said"Yolo!"Riveting..

Eventually, Rosa was able to come in contact with the record label’s owner, Mr. K, and play her new track “PRIME TURBO”, featuring Turbo. She immediately was promoted to Creative Director by Mr. K.

Very shortly after, she was mauled by a wild Chimpanzee and was knocked unconscious and sent to the hospital for her injuries.

The Crooks, the Cops, and the Bimbo’s
Rosa’s discharge from the hospital mean’t only one thing: Drugs. Because of the injuries that she attained from the Chimpanzee attack, Rosa was given an assortment of “Funny looking jelly beans” for a day, in which when taken, she heard random Spongebob Squarepants sound effects.

She eventually sobered up and met with Chatterbox, so they could say Happy Birthday to one of their friends. When their friends’ album release concert concluded, Chatterbox made it an effort to get on stage and say,"Before everyone leaves, I just got something to say. I just want everyone to know that Randy Bullet is a- AUuGhUHauH—"And before he could finish his sentence, he was ultimately shot dead by a sniper positioned on the roof of the venue.

Before she could meet Chatterbox at the hospital, a reoccurring incident took place. She was kidnapped by rookie gangbangers and held hostage at a jewlery story. It took her a relatively short time to convince the gang to drop her back off to her truck so she can continue her search for Chatterbox.

She eventually was able to find Chatterbox and the rest of the Clowncil. They were driving the Yuck Truck, and despite her concerns about the truck, she decided to go with them, only for most of the passengers to get ejected due to the lack of safety the vehicle provided.