Ai Musori

Ai Musori is a character role-played by Saiiren.

Description
Ai Musori is a Chinese-Japanese woman seeking to improve her English-speaking skills. Despite her name being a pun on "I'm sorry", her outrageous antics say differently. These include: randomly punching people or objects, sexual innuendos, or rude interruptions. Those not acquainted with her strange and impulsive behavior may find her offensive, but friends and co-workers who've spent time with her understand that she is truly oblivious and only means well.

Early Life
Ai was disowned by her parents for unknown reasons, and came to Los Santos to start a new life on a work visa. She went to Culinary School and lived by the motto "When customer happy Ai happy".

Burger Shot
Ai came to Los Santos, and was given a job at the local Burger Shot. This is where she was given the nickname "Bitch" by Kevin Whipaloo. Since he could not pronounce her name, and for some unknown reason kept mistaking her name with a police siren. Ai not really knowing what this meant due to her limited English went with it. At Burger Shot she gained a reputation as a very hard worker, and became known as one of the hardest working people in Los Santos. Despite the constant chaos, shootings, and robberies she endured. For the period of about four days Ai "soloed" the at the time busy Burger Shot, and started to become displeased at the lack of organization. Abdul AlRahim a good friend of hers saw her growing frustration and started to help her with the night shift. It was around this time when Ai met the The Guild.

Ai struck up a friendship with Lando "Stromboner" and Yeager "Demoncum". The former became romantically infatuated with her sending her upwards of thirty left on read text messages a day. While the latter appreciated the free donuts "rimjobs" she would give him. Because of this friendship she was one of the only Burger Shot employees that never did anything negative towards Rooster's Rest,or any of their employees during their feud. During the feud with Burger Shot she mostly kept her head down, and tried to improve Burger Shot from the inside, as opposed to attacking the competition. The main thing she noticed during the feud was that Burger Shot was too busy fighting and backstabbing on each other to really work as a team so she started to look elsewhere.

After seeing Burgershot as a "hopeless shitshow", she was invited to work at the Rooster Rest by Lando After a long talk with Abdul AlRahim she had a meting with Lang Buddha, in which she did her hidden egg trick. She became a trainee at the Rooster's Rest. She was one the first non original hires.

Rooster's Rest
Egg flies over the rooster's rest with 🥚 in hand!

Ai was trained at the Rooster's Rest by Lando. 🥚

Ai enjoys the less stressful, safer, and more organized environment of the Rooster's Rest. She generated a lot of customers when working, and twatting she is there during the night shift. She seemingly highly respects the security there due to the fact they are actually competent, and keep the place safe. With the Rooster's rest having had third and fourth wave hires. Ai is the most tenured non original wave hire at this point. While Ai at first was heavily associated with Burger Shot, she is now very much associated with the Rooster's Rest. To the point of people not knowing about her time at Burger Shot, and mistaking her for an OG nerd. She is very well known and well liked at the Rooster's Rest. Since joining The Guild she seldom works at the Rest, and is usually too busy with Guild activates.

Papa Booba
When Ai first came to work at the Rooster's rest. Lang decided that he did not want to call her "Bitch" anymore because : "We empower women here, and it was a stupid name that Kevin Whipaloo gave her". So he gave her the name of Egg. Even though she was given a position at the Rooster's Rest, Lang had his reservations about her. This was mostly due various other people mistaking Okie Dokie working at the Burger Shot with her.

Moreover, a plot by Burger Shot workers to shoot up the roosters rest that Ai was mistakenly thought to be involved in, lead Lang to be very suspicious of her. After time Lang warmed up to her given her long tenure working at the Rooster's Rest. Lang has stated that he trusts her, and was in favour of her coming in a being a full fledged nerd, when they were looking for more people to join the meth operation. However she was not chosen at that time while the nerds trusted her, they did not think she was capable, due her having never getting over jet-lag and being awake while everyone else was sleeping.

When she was finally made a member of The Guild He was very happy that they made her a member, and said that he "loves egg, and wises he could spend more time with her, but can't because she has weird sleeping habits". Three days later after an operation to rescue Lando and Bjorn who were missing in the mountains. Lang noticed her loyalty and adopted her as his daughter.

During the Fight Night incident, Egg showed her loyalty. Lang was baited into going on stage, while a "diss track" was performed mocking him. Yeager, Bjorn, and Egg attacked the performer Yung Fierro. Ai was thought to have landed the final blow. What actually happened is inconclusive though. She was then kidnapped by Mr.K and lead into a backroom where she admitted to it... She said that she would not let them dishonour her father like that. Mr.K and three of his goons then beat down Ai, but she was able to land a couple of blows on Mr.K, while channeling her dark side. She was then left locked in the room, but saved by Baas who took her mask to disguise himself, and helped get her out of the gallery, but he told her not to tell anyone it was he who saved her.

Ninja Arc.
Ai found 4T very interesting and called up a 4T taxi, She asked 4T if she could experience a day in her life. Unknowingly at that same moment 4T was looking for someone to help her during one of her dates with Bike guy. 4T asked her to hide in a bush and be the wind, and help give suggestions to Bike guy. Charming him like a Siren's call in order for their date to succeed. Ai gave 4T flowers to give to him as well as shoes. Ai gave him suggestions and sang songs in the bush. Which seemed to be successful.

After the date Bike guy, Ai, and 4T were confronted by ninjas! Bike guy quickly disposed of them in a fist fight. ( Unknowingly the ninjas were trying to wing man bike guy just like Ai was a wingman for 4T).

After the Ninja's left 4T wanted to get more information about what the ninja's knew about Bike Guy. So Ai and 4T decided to infiltrate the ninja clan. 4T became a mute ninja and wore a red Thundercock jumpsuit. Ai chose the ninja name "Bukage. and gave 4T the ninja name "Karage" When the ninja's asked why the Red ninja did not talk Ai told them : "The red ninja only talks when the moon is full and the stars align beware the Bukage and Karage".

The Ninja's were given various tasks. The first was the rob the Burger Shot of food. Ai created a distraction with her "finger gun" and 4T was able to slip in the back window and pull of a super clean heist. The police were called, but they were able to evade capture. The second task was to learn ninja skills. 4T thought her some basic sneaking skills while the ninja's thought her hand to hand combat.

The third task was to steal $100 from Hayes Auto repair shop. Ai and 4T created a distraction so the ninja could get away after scamming the worker. During the getaway the Ninja's thought 4T had been left behind. So Ai went to get her, and being a worse driver than 4T accidentally hit the worker at speeds exceeding 60 mph. The worker survived, but Ai felt really guilty about it.

Their Fourth task was to find the white ninjas, this task was interrupted by random people mistaking them for someone who punched their granny. The group of people held them at gunpoint. As they were being held up a police officer arrived, then six other squad cars responded. The ninja's were cleared of any wrongdoing by Kyle Pred. 4T and Ai Naruto ran away.

While Ai did not earn a number from 4T this day, She protected 4T behind the scenes even though 4T is unaware of it  (during the human meat investigation.)  She came to the conclusion that :"4T is likely not as bad as people say she is".

Concussion Arc.
Ai fell off the roof of the Rooster's Rest while doing a security sweep for a while after that any time she is hurt she will switched to one of four personalities. The brain damage lasted until she got a brain transplant, and no longer changes personalises anymore when hurt. However, she still has the darker personality inside of her. This version of her is what allows Ai to do more sinister and criminals activates. It will come out when needed, if she is in danger, or anyone in her family is hurt. It is possible however not confirmed that Ai suffers from Dissociative identity disorder.


 * Egg - The base personality
 * British Ai - A proper well spoken lady with an English accent
 * Japanese Ai- In this form Ai speaks in almost all Japanese and is very bubbly.
 * Dark Egg - This personally is an extremely deranged criminal.

Chi-Ku Arc.
While Ai was at the pier she ran into Sasuke Johnson downed at the Pier saying that he was leaking from his butt. Ai decided to lay and egg in it to stop the leaking. Thinking nothing of it Ai continued on her day. While at Burger Shot a while later a man walked in calming to be her son Chi-Ku saying that he had to destroy his 8 siblings. Ai along with Chi-Ku, Kitty Dream, Nino went around trying to eliminate the siblings. In the process they burnt down the Cluckin Bell farms. Chiku also had a duel with Chi-Ki Chicken one of his siblings on top of Mt. Chiliad, which resulted in Chiku winning, Ai and Chi-Ku cried for the death of Chi-Ki, in the midst of sadness he promised to Ai that he would make Sasuke pay and said goodbye to the group jumping from the top of the mountain and flying away.

The Guild
Ai was an associate of the Guild, for a long time and expressed interest in becoming a "real nerd". She was given the adventuring name "Thunderock" because legend says she can perfectly imitate Pikachu.

After months of adventuring with The Guild She almost become a full nerd when the Meth Operation needed more members, however she was not chosen at this time. Lang said " It's a shame you did not choose her she is very trustworthy and would do anything to protect you all". Gloryon and Lang were in favor, while the other members thought she was very trustworthy. They however though was not capable of doing it, due to them thinking she would not doing something so illegal, and having a very different sleep schedule.

⚡The Rise of Thundercock⚡
After some time had passed and some consideration. The members of the guild all realised that, they really liked and trusted Ai. The decided to make her a full member of the guild. Demonblood called her and said he had to meet with her. He asked her "what would you do if someone every tried to hurt any of the Guild members she responded : " she would do anything to protect them." Yeager then took her to the comic book store where all members of The Guild were waiting, and she was initiated and became a full member of the Guild after spending around four months as a prospect.

She took the adventuring name Egg Thundercock. How deep she gets involved with The Guild remains to be seen. It is possible that after time she will eventually join Talon. Her class is Rogue the guild colour she is associated with is yellow, and her full title is " Egg Thundercock, Layer of the Eggs, Element of the Thunder, wielder of one inch punisher." (sometimes one inch wonder)

🥚 ⚡ 🐔 Departure and Return    🥚 ⚡ 🐔
Ai needed to take care of some business back home in Japan started to tell everyone in the Guild that she was having to take a trip for an unspecified amount of time, and that it was possible that she might not return to Los Santos. She was taken to the airport by the majority of The Guild Members, and gave them a note to read when she left. Some of the members only thought she would be gone for a week, so some did not think it was a big deal. On the plane she called Nino and Jae and said a heartfelt goodbye. After the plane left in the distance there were many people that truly thought this was the end of Ai's story in Los Santos.

Three Universal months later Ai returned to Los Santos and was happily and excitedly welcomed back, by the Guild Members, and The Clean Boys.

Lando
"Stormboner" : The guild member that knows her the best, and has spent the most time with her is Lando. While the two seem to be a couple this is not the case, they are just very very good friends. He often goes on duo adventures with Ai, and they were often seen brainstorming ways to improve the Rooster's Rest. She is often seen riding "bitch" on the back of Lando's Mount Strom almost every day. Lando guides her in the ways of the Guild, and in turn Ai provides a lot of fun for him during the nighttime hours. While they tease each other a lot they really care for one another. When Lando thought someone had kidnaped her once was willing to find the person and murder them.

When both on the steed "Storm" their powers combine and they become : " Storm Cock Thunder Boner"...or something like that it changes every time.

Gloryon
"Gloryhole": Ai and Gloryon get along really well. Ai often loans him money which he never pays back. She also used to enjoy going on rides in the BBC big big carriage. ( Burt's RV). Gloryon was very much in favor of making her a full nerd, and brining her in the meth operation, and was the most vocal about wanting her in the Meth operation, and in The Guild.

Yeager Demonblood
"Demoncum" : Ai and Yeager used to often duo the Rooster's rest during the late night hours. Yeager used to yell at her all the time, it's obvious that Yeager saw her as a party member. Yeager was the one who originally tried to convince Ai to stop working at Burger Shot and come join the Rooster's Rest, and take part of activates with The Guild. During the Fight Night incident it is believed that Yeager went to the comic book store got silencers, and was ready to lead The Guild into the gallery to rescue Egg. During meetings where Ai is awake, but not a part of Yeager has stated "Egg should be here".

Bjorn
"Stegosaurus" : Lars often goes with Lando and AI on their adventures. Lars calls Ai "Egghead" because he thinks she is very smart. Lars has tried on more than on occasion to teach Ai about the Stormlord, and each time they have been interrupted by a chaotic circumstance. Ai and Lando often unwittingly cockblock Lars and Riley. Ai and Bjorn often argue like siblings, however they seemingly care for each other, and defend each other. She has spent more time with Bjorn than any other guild member save for Lando.

Stagdancer
"Goldfish" : Stagdancer tried to avoid Egg's constant rambling, and used to refer to Ai as "Degenegg". Even though her constant rambling get's on his nerves, he is always willing to help and protect her.. Even though Stag makes fun of her a lot, but  he was instrumental in her becoming a full member.

Leyla Nightingale
"Lily" : Ai and Leyla get along very well, and share a special relationship as they are the only female members of The Guild. They really like and care about each other. They enjoy stealing stop signs together.

Meowfuryion
"Meow Meow" : While Ai seldom sees Clyde, and is always asks "Where did Meow Meow go?' Before his death she was getting closer to Meow, and he was even willing to take a charge for her. Ai is unaware of his death, and still asks where he is.

Chut McMillan
"Shet" : Ai and Chut are the only active unchosen members of the Guild. This has resulted in them holding down the Rooster's Rest together while the rest of the Guild were on special missions from one of the Emperors. Their hijinks together in the kitchen always left the customers of the Rooster's Rest leaving with a smile on their face.

Alabaster Slim "Anal blaster Slim"
Is her favorite motherfucker. (Kyle Pred is her least favorite motherfucker). Ai's favorite co-worker during her time at Burger Shot was Slim. They would often tag team roast customers that were acting up.

Erin Cox "Son"
Yup Erin Cox. Ai and Erin are a super high energy duo that have a lot of fun together. Ai and Erin were good friends long before Erin started to work at the Rooster's Ranch. Erin once tricked Ai into taking Oxy. Erin will also sometimes call Ai up and ask her to sing her a good morning song. Erin calls Ai Dad because she is "Son of Bitch" Erin wanted her to work on the ranch with her, but Ai even though offered she did no accept a position there. Due to her being busy at the time.

Abdul AlRahim "Lemonade man"
Abdul showed Ai the ropes of the city, and really appreciates time they spend together. She often talks about the time where she and Abdul almost drowned hunting when their care was submerged. While Ai was trying to help an injured Abdul into the car she drove the car into the water when and it sank. They were rescued by EMS where Ai said " The car became a plane then a boat and then a submarine".

Dawn Hearte "Sammich"
Ai and Dawn go on many outings together. And once infiltrated the docs, and to evaded locals with Class 2 weapons. They were then able to take a selfie with the submarine .Dawna and Ai constantly laugh together.

Mari Posa
Mari and Ai have been good friends since she met her in Los Santos. Mari has always looked after Ai and is the one who taught her how to rob houses. There were even able to score big on Ai's first ever house robbery.

Jay Que "Senorita"
Ai and Jay came to know each other after a random encounter at a courthouse, and working together at the Rooster's Rest. They tried to start a Weed Business together after Jay started becoming really interested in the Weed Market. . The business however was ultimately denied. Ai has robbed many banks with him. In fun an interesting ways.

Quotes

 * "My first name 'Ai', my last name 'Musori'. But you can call me 'Bitch'."
 * "Good bitch by day, bad bitch by night."
 * "I do for you."
 * "Very good."
 * "You want me giving you rimjob?"
 * "No, Ai Musori."
 * "I'm 50% Japanese, 50% Chinese, and 100% Bitch."
 * "Glory, to your cock!"
 * "Remember what they say, karma's a bitch? Well, I'm Bitch. And I just delivered some karma."
 * "When the moon is full and the stars align beware the Bukage and Karage"
 * "If mountains are nature earth's boobas..then the Bermuda triangle is the g-spot coz man can't find it"
 * "Hey do you know Ken-Sama?....Can some of these nuts fit in your mouth?"
 * " Bjorn : "Yeah but what the hell is an alpaca?" Ai: "I'll pacaka these nuts in your mouth"

Trivia

 * "Bitch" is her given nickname by her former boss, Kevin Whipaloo, and co-workers at Burger Shot.
 * "Egg" is her given nickname by Lang Buddha, and co-workers at the Rooster's Rest
 * Ai Musori claims that she has "muscle spasms" after punching someone citing a doctor's note from Dr. Drake.
 * Knows a magic trick where she can lay an egg, and also, make it disappear again. 🥚
 * She is the source of the name 'rimjobs' for donuts and the introduction of creampies to the Burger Shot.
 * She was one of the richest civilian citizens of Los Santos after the economic collapse and at one point had close to $300,000 in her bank account.
 * She was the first and for a long time only ex-Burger Shot Employee at the Rooster's Rest
 * Ai held the record of the longest it took anyone to get keys to the Rooster Rest at a time of almost three weeks.
 * Many citizens of Los Santos speculate that she is a long lost daughter of Lang Buddha. Many citizens describe her as a "female Lang"
 * Has soloed Rooster's Rest on multiple occasions.
 * Her original ninja outfit was designed with the help of 4T.
 * Is the first non-original member of The Guild to become a full member.