Lenny Hawk

Lenny Hawk is a character role-played by MOONMOON.

Description
Lenny Hawk is an Officer for the Unified Police Department, Badge #U-361.

Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Lenny Hawk suffers multiple deformities due to his family's practice of selective inbreeding. He initially presented as ugly, showing discoloration in his face, a distinct lack of a chin, a dent in the back of his head, and being born without proper use of one eye. This appearance was made far worse by an explosion in which he suffered severe burns across his entire body. His "single" eye changes sides at seemingly random times, and is either covered with an eyepatch (sometimes sporting a painted googly eye) or supposedly matched with a glass eye.

Lenny and his brother Kenny Hawk came to Los Santos to start up Hawk Security Services, offering security services to the people of Los Santos at the rate of $50 an hour. They were hired by law enforcement shortly afterward. Lenny currently holds the position of Officer for the Los Santos Police Department, Badge #411.

Lenny has a profound love for his country, and was a huge supporter of the "boys in blue" in Los Santos prior to his LSPD employment. This passion is likely a result of his father and four stepfathers being cops. Before becoming a Cadet, Lenny displayed the highest respect towards law enforcement, helping them every chance he got. Consequently, this gave Lenny the reputation of being a snitch, typically calling 911 for any crime he had witnessed, no matter how minor.

Lenny served in the Coast Guard for 5.1 years. During his Coast Guard service, Lenny claims to have suffered a gunshot wound to his testicles, resulting in their loss. Further, he claims to have served during the first Gulf War, and that his son Denny was conceived during that time, which would make Denny, actually age 9, hypothetically 30 years old. Lenny has made countless contradictory statements as to his service history, has a near constant impulse to affirm these contradictions to his colleagues, and is strangely specific about aspects of his time in the armed forces. In one breath he claims to have been a child soldier, and in the next vehemently denies it.

Lenny came to Los Santos as a Pentecostal Christian. His religious beliefs have since evolved. After meeting Elder Spencer Smith, he amended his belief system to be "Pentecostal Mormon". Shortly after, he fomented his own branching brand of mormonism that he named the Not Racist Latter Day Saints, NRLDS. It was amended multiple times afterward, the final acronym reading "NRPGNCLDSSA" (The Not-Racist Pro-Gay Not-A-Cult Latter-Day Saints of San Andreas). Lenny has largely used the Mormon foundation as an excuse to obtain multiple wives to build his own "mormon planet after death".

Because Lenny does his own research, he believes in almost every conspiracy that he comes across on various online forums, which he sees as "legitimate sources of information". Some conspiracies include 5G radiation waves, birds as robot drones, the sky as a screen created by the government to hide God, microchips in vaccines, misunderstood mormon foundationalism, mirrors being portals to the hell dimension, and many more.

Events
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed article-table" style="border:1px solid #374746; color:white; background:#0C0B1F;" ! style="background:#1b1844;" |Mysterious 911 Calls &#160;

Mysterious 911 Calls
After getting his new police scanner to work, he received a police 9-11 call that was located in the middle of nowhere at Raton Canyon. This being Lenny's first ever 911 call, he gunned it down city roads in his mother's van and broke multiple traffic laws getting to the call-site. After arriving on the scene, there was no sign of any caller except for a truck that was still running and in good condition. Almost like someone was kidnapped and left their truck behind. Lenny then received another call on his police scanner that was just a mile down a dirt road nearby. On arriving at the next call-site, he ditched his mom’s van and went on foot to the caller’s location. Again found no caller and no emergency vehicles in sight. Lenny took a smoke break and decided his next move. While walking back to his vehicle, Lenny received another call next to the first original call he responded to. On his way there, he saw a sketchy looking 'taxi driver' with smashed out windows and some scratch marks on the side of the vehicle. Lenny got suspicious since the 'taxi driver' was in the middle of nowhere and was heading in the opposite direction of where the 911 call was made. The ‘taxi driver’ explained he dropped off some old guy with a camo hat and then heard a gunshot. Lenny said to him to just move on and to call his cell if he saw anything else happen in the area. This call was just as desolate as the last. All of this happening made Lenny more curious as to what was happening in the area. Lenny immediately suspected that the 'taxi driver' had something to do with this, but decided to not pursue him due to the lack of evidence. Lenny knew this wouldn't be the last time he would have to come back to investigate these mysterious calls.
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Illegal Immigrant
On his way back to the city, he met a bald individual on the side of a dirt road wanting a ride back to the city. Lenny was a bit suspicious on why he was in the middle of nowhere running around in the middle of the night, but the individual explained that he was just a hunter in the area and needed a ride back. Lenny commented on his outfit and that he wasn’t dressed for hunting, but this just made the individual defensive straight away and he snapped back with on how Lenny didn’t look like a competent security officer. Lenny took this a bit personally, but didn’t show his feelings to the comment and just changed the conversation topic. The bald individual said his name was Murphy and that he was new in town, which just made Lenny even more suspicious. After some talking on the way to the city, Lenny came to the conclusion that Murphy may not be a citizen of the United States. Exchanging a few more words, Lenny changed the route secretly to the police station. On arrival at the police station, Lenny explained that he needed to take a phone call but immediately ran inside the police station to tell them that he had an illegal immigrant in the car and he needed police assistance to apprehend the suspect in his mother’s van. The officer came out with Lenny and they confronted Murphy. Straight away, Murphy got defensive which made the officer more suspicious that he had something to hide. The officer asked for identification to prove he was a citizen but Murphy said he didn’t have any identification on him. The officer called for backup and four more units arrived on the scene in front of the police station parking lot. This made Murphy nervous and he immediately stepped out of the vehicle with his hands up. The officers arrested Murphy and took him away. Lenny stays behind and had a chat with a few of the officers and then decided to donate 250 dollars each to BCSO and the LSPD. The officers appreciated this so much that they gave Lenny a police escort to the car repair shop to fix his mother’s van after it got scratched up trying to respond to 9-11 calls. Lenny’s relations with the LSPD/BCSO went up and Lenny made a few cop friends from the encounter.
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Police Ride Along
After discussing with Trooper T. Andrews and Officer T. Reducer about donating to the LSPD/BCSO and showing the utmost respect to the boys in blue, Trooper T. Andrews from the SASP gave the opportunity of a lifetime to tag along in a police trainee evaluation ride. T. Andrews was evaluating Officer T. Reducer to see if she was up to the LSPD standards to become a full-time officer. Lenny accepted this offer straight away and asked the officers if they could follow him back to the parking lot at the apartments so Lenny could park his mother's van in a secure location. The two officers agreed and Trooper T. Andrews then gave Lenny a police radio for the ride-along so he could hear the radio chatter and see other officers on his GPS. On arrival to the parking lot, there was a group of individuals that immediately became rude towards Officer T. Reducer about the 'poo-like' stains on her face. This attack made Lenny defensive for the officers, making comments about the individuals' trashed-out car. The two Officers then pounced on the driver asking for registration for his vehicle or the next place he would be going to is in a jail cell. The owner of the car failed to find his registration and the officers made a compromise, if he apologized to Officer T. Reducer then they would let him go and turn a blind eye. The individual chose to apologize to Officer T. Reducer then the police ride along with Lenny started.

Burger Shot Incident
During the Police Ride-Along, Lenny mentioned the heart of Los Santos, referring to Burger Shot since it was the most active part of the city at the time. Trooper T. Andrews thinks for a second and suggested that they should all go there for a little lunch break. The moment they walked in the front door, it was anything but a fast food place. All the staff were dancing on the counter and in the kitchen, no one was serving food to the customers. As soon as Lenny and the officer's approached the counter everyone stopped and resumed serving customers. While waiting in line, Lenny was approached by Bradley Kickass, who worked for Burger Shot. Bradley asked Lenny if he could come to the back office for a quick chat. Lenny asked for permission by the officers and after receiving permission Lenny followed Bradley into the back office. Bradley revealed that he would like the services of Hawk Security Services to be security for Burger Shot at the rate of $1500 per employee working on-duty at Burger Shot. Lenny being the dead-beat broke with only $8 to his name, the offer was accepted instantly and Hawk Security Services then became partners with Burger Shot to work full-time security. While in the back office, Lenny took a nap and woke up to employees being distressed and shouting that someone gonna kill them. Lenny, seeing all the employees terrified, immediately pulled his gun and searched through Burger Shot for a suspect. After not finding any suspects in Burger Shot, he began to search the parking lot and then looked down the sidewalk next to the Burger Shot.

Looking down the sidewalk, Lenny saw a suspect in handcuffs being talked to by Trooper T. Andrews and Officer T. Reducer. The suspect in cuffs turned out to be Uchiha Jones. Lenny ran down and told the officers that he passed out in the back room and was wondering what happened. The officers explained that he was creating a disturbance in Burger Shot and tried to rob it. After explaining this to Lenny, he immediately went to insulting Uchiha Jones for his chicken feet. This made Uchiha Jones become hostile towards Lenny and made remarks on how he shouldn't feel like he has the upper hand in this situation. Being the patriot Lenny is, he stood his ground and continued making remarks about Uchiha Jones. After a couple of minutes, Melbert Rickenbacker came up and exchanged a few words with Lenny about how he left him on the highway. Some conversation later, Lenny noticed that there were some individuals who mentioned that they wanted to free Uchiha Jones from his cuffs. Hearing this, Lenny ran back to Trooper T. Andrews warning him of the incoming possible kidnapping of the suspect in cuffs. Before Lenny could explain, Melbert Rickenbacker pulled out a knife on Lenny and Trooper T. Andrews, immediately taking T. Andrews hostage, while Lenny had his gun drawn on Melbert Rickenbacker. Not being able to fire at Melbert Rickenbacker due to him having a hostage, Lenny just kept his gun on Melbert Rickenbacker and told him to drop his weapon. Within a split second, Melbert Rickenbacker quickly dashed into the unlocked police car's driver seat and took off with Uchiha Jones in the back seat. Which left Trooper T. Andrews, Lenny and Officer T. Reducer without a vehicle. A pursuit was called that then eventually led to the arrest of Melbert Rickenbacker after he decided to bring the stolen police car back to the police station that officer's were hanging around at.

After this whole situation, Trooper T. Andrews felt that Officer T. Reducer will make a great officer and promoted her to a full-time role in the LSPD. Trooper T. Andrews then turned his attention to Lenny and asked how he would feel about becoming an Officer. Being Lenny's wet dream to be a person of the law, he expressed great compassion about having the chance to have that role. Trooper T. Andrews kept this in mind for later. Relations with LSPD and Lenny Hawk greatly increased.
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{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed article-table" style="border:1px solid #374746; color:white; background:#0C0B1F;" ! style="background:#1b1844;" |Becoming a LSPD Cadet &#160;

Becoming a LSPD Cadet
A small chat at the PD later, Lenny asked if it would be alright if he could tag along with Trooper T. Andrews a bit more after having the time of his life during the police ride-along. Trooper T. Andrews was more than willing to keep Lenny onboard and even offered a private tour of the Police Department Headquarters. (In progress)
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First LSPD Patrol
Lenny Hawk signed onto his first day as an LSPD Cadet on February 9th. Signing in at the Police Station, Lenny met up with Sergeant B. Smith and Cadet R. Richardson of the BCSO. After introductions, Lenny finds out that this will be Cadet R. Richardson's first ever patrol as well and is in the diversity program that the department was running. The two quickly became a dynamic duo. The patrol then started with B. Smith being their supervisor overlooking the patrol.

Drug Bust
After some time patrolling the streets of Los Santos, B. Smith suggest that they should grab a bite at Burger Shot. The Cadets agree and they head to Burger Shot to grab a quick lunch then get back on patrol. While ordering food, Lenny notices an individual standing next to the side door blowing a joint. This individual was later identified as Bogg Dann. Lenny then goes to confront the individual with B. Smith and R. Richardson. When approaching Bogg, he blew a smoke cloud at the officers. R. Richardson tried to not breathe it in while Lenny accidently inhaled some of it, which he doesn't reveal till later. Suspecting that Bogg was under the influence, Lenny confronted him about the joint and if he has anything else on his person. Bogg then made a crude Mom joke to Lenny then decks it as soon as the Cadets attempted to detain him. Bogg runs straight to the side exit, which was located behind him but was locked due to it being late at night. After realizing this, Lenny blocked one of the side routes to the front door, but this didn't stop Bogg from jumping over Lenny and making a dash to the front door. Bogg successfully escaped Burger Shot without getting caught and continued running on foot, down the sidewalk next to Burger Shot. All three officers were close on his tail. Bogg runs into a alley behind Burger Shot. Just before Bogg realizes that he was trapped, B. Smith tackled Bogg to the ground. After a slight struggle, Lenny puts handcuffs on the suspect. This gave the officers more than enough reason to now search Bogg.

B. Smith asked Lenny if he could search Bogg's pocket for any methamphetamine. As soon as Lenny searches in Bogg's pockets, he notices that Bogg is carrying an extremely large amount of Burger Shot bags. This alerted Lenny straight away that Bogg may be a drug dealer or some sort of transporter for a crime syndicate. Lenny alerts B. Smith of the unordinary amount of Burger Shot bags. B. Smith asks Lenny to search every single bag for any drugs of any sort. When Bogg heard the officers find the bags, he quickly made the excuse that those bags are for a little game show that he was doing and called the Burger Shot bags "loot boxes". Lenny didn't buy this story at all and started looking through the bags, one-by-one. The very first bag Lenny checks, it has a joint in it. The next bag he checks, has another joint and a cigar. After checking every bag, the total amount was 6 joints, a couple of cigars and 18 grams of methamphetamine. The officers confront Bogg about all these substances on his person. Bogg, knowing he was screwed, admitted that he was transporting for Kevin Whipaloo. B. Smith and Lenny were shocked, while R. Richardson was dumbfounded. They quickly get in a huddle and discuss what they should do. If they arrest him, this will cut off a lot of funding for the LSPD, since Kevin Whipaloo is a huge sponsor of the LSPD/BCSO. They decide to let him go, but just to take all of the bags and put it in evidence. The incident itself, they swept under the rug and didn't record any of it in the database. Bogg got away scot free, but at the cost of the all the supply being compromised, and the LSPD now knowing that Kevin Whipaloo may have drug runners around Burger Shot. The officers will keep this in mind for later.
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Chase and Arrest of Ghost Rider
During a ride along with Trooper T. Andrews and Sergeant B. Smith, the Hawk brothers were in the back seats. While stopped at a red light, as soon as the traffic lights turned green, an individual going way over the speed limit sped straight through the intersection, flying through a red light and almost hitting the police cruiser. This instantly started a chase with the suspect. Losing the suspect for a moment, patrol units patrolled through down-town looking for the suspect's vehicle. After a couple of minutes with no word about the suspect's location, an individual with the same car was found speeding down the city streets again, which then lead onto a ten minute pursuit through the city, with Trooper T. Andrews and Sergeant B. Smith close behind. After flying around a corner, the suspect smashed into a staircase that lead into an apartment complex, ending the car chase and turning it into a foot pursuit. Cadet L. Hawk ran straight into action with his taser by his side, chasing down the suspect through the apartment complex. The suspect took a quick turn and ran to the top floor of the apartment complex, with Cadet L. Hawk closing in right behind. The suspect hid behind a slight corner of the apartment complex, waiting for Lenny to come up past to ambush him. Once Cadet L. Hawk ran past the corner, the suspect quickly punched Cadet L. Hawk in the face but with his millisecond reaction time, L. Hawk pulls his taser as the suspect punched him and deployed his taser prongs into the suspects legs. He successfully immobilized the suspect.
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Kidnapping of Kevin Whipaloo
(IN-PROGRESS) &#160;
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{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed article-table" style="border:1px solid #374746; color:white; background:#0C0B1F;" ! style="background:#1b1844;" |Undercover Pimp Sting Operation (IN-PROGRESS) &#160;

Undercover Pimp Sting Operation
(IN-PROGRESS) &#160;
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{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed article-table" style="border:1px solid #374746; color:white; background:#0C0B1F;" ! style="background:#1b1844;" |Mole Inside LSPD for BCSO &#160;

Mole Inside LSPD for BCSO
On April 17, 2021, subsequent to Kyle Pred being made Sheriff, and Randy Wrangler and Cletus Cornwood being made Captains of the BCSO, Lenny expressed interest in switching departments from the LSPD to the BCSO. Pred and Wrangler both suggested that Lenny wait until Brittany Angel was on-shift, and Lenny agreed. The following day, Lenny came on-shift still intending to switch departments. However, Wrangler requested to speak with Lenny and requested that Lenny be the BCSO's mole inside of the LSPD, after members of the LSPD allegedly attempting to assassinate Mayor Andi Jones. Lenny agreed to this and became the BCSO's mole inside the LSPD. Later that same day, Lenny Hawk transferred to the BCSO, ending the mole arc.
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Burn Accident
On June 13th, 2021, Lenny was pursuing a bank truck with Dan Faily in the car. While scouting ahead, Lenny was driving on train tracks, bumped an object on the tracks, and his car was pivoted into a gas tank. His car exploded, along with Lenny, who suffered serious burns. Failey later thanked Lenny for leaping on top of him as after the explosion, protecting him from the flames with his body. and came out unscathed because of it.
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Quotes

 * "HELL YEAH, BROTHER!"
 * "Always stay strapped, brother!"
 * "Back the boys in blue."
 * "Can I get a veteran's discount?"
 * "I will citizen's arrest you!"
 * "Alright"
 * "HE'S REACHING!"
 * "I'm calling the cops."
 * "Don't mess with me, I'm ex-military."
 * "Stay safe, stay strapped, stay clean, brothers."
 * "I tried to sign-up, they didn't let me."
 * "I do everything legally, brother."
 * "If my time in the military taught me anything, it's how to suck, sir."
 * "Let's rock, Lenny Hawk."
 * "I do my own research."
 * "GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG"
 * "RURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU"
 * "Huh?"
 * "EUGH?"
 * "HUGHEUGH?"
 * "You might not get it, but there's a lot of stuff going on"
 * "I love women"
 * "Well, if there's one thing I've learned after joining the LSPD, it's... ... ... ... ... ... yup."
 * "I... Love... Bein' a Cop"
 * "I post on infobattle.org and it is NOT FOR NERDS"
 * "He looks like if humans stopped evolving... not that they ever evolved... hypothetically"
 * "Mahalo, bruddah"
 * "Years of selective breeding"
 * "Do you want a ciggy?"
 * "I stood over him as he was chokin' on his own blood, pulled my kunai out, and I said... El Niño out”
 * ”You just got Hawked... SKRAW”
 * “Ow... Owie!” (Whenever he gets hurt, or when beat up by Copper)
 * "Do it NOOOW" (When making demands to criminals)

Trivia & Notes

 * Went to church twice a week when he was younger
 * Often smells like blue cheese
 * Once claimed his under-arms smelt like onions.
 * Received extensive training from his 5.1 years in the Coast Guard
 * Served in the first Gulf War, during which he claims his testicles were blown off by jumping out of the way of a sniper shot
 * Attended the Capitol riot on January 6th; claimed he was not a part of it after being questioned due to the FBI heavily cracking down on individuals who were a part of the riot
 * Always sides with the boys in blue, even if they are in the wrong
 * Follows every single law without fail
 * Dropped out of high school
 * Uses the hashtag  '#1776' at the end of every tweet
 * Started smoking at the age of 12
 * If they aren't Oakley glasses, he ain't wearing them
 * Weazel News is the only news source the Hawk brothers respect
 * Brushes the salt off saltine crackers because they are too spicy
 * Claims to have shot his own testicles off due to an accidental discharge of his firearm
 * Always has a healthy amount of Kraft Singles stashed in his tactical vest, although is prone to dropping them in random places.
 * His son/nephew Denny is named after the restaurant "Denny's".
 * Prefers to smoke Newport 100s Menthol cigarettes, doesn't know how to smoke cigars.
 * His favorite TV show is M*A*S*H.
 * Lenny was circumcised.
 * Wears a women's size 5 shoe
 * He hates rap music but loves Ludacris and Eminem.
 * Claims to have killed 27 people in the Gulf War, earning him the rank of Petty Officer.
 * Previously owned a cat named Jitters with his brother, Kenny.
 * Likes breast milk, however, what he does with it is unknown.
 * He has a deep-seated hatred for all animals, including cats, except Jitters.
 * His favorite song is Cars by Gary Numan.

Videos

 * Character introduction
 * Option 3
 * 200 IQ play
 * Picks up some interesting passengers
 * 5000+ RP Points
 * Lenny gets the job!
 * PLANEWALKERS
 * That happened