Sabith Cohen

Sabith "Bunny" Cohen is a character role-played by itsjustasummerjob.

Bunny served as the 5th Mayor of Los Santos. She is the current Hospital Administrator of the Simone Memorial Hospital, and one of four board members on the Los Santos Medical Group Board of Directors. She co-owns Plan Bee and The Richman Hotel.

Background
Sabith Cohen, more commonly known as Bunny, was a showgirl for the "Coyote Cabaret" dance crew (for eight years under the employ of downtown bar owner Caesar Coin) in Nashville, Tennessee who had lived in an apartment with a mentally controlling fiancé named Buck. Six years into their relationship (and four years after their engagement), Bunny left him with her apartment and moved to Los Santos on April 8, 2021 for a fresh start.

Bunny makes friends quickly and is willing to do almost anything to support the people she loves. She spends most of her time helping various businesses and entrepreneurs around the city. When she isn't working, she can most often be found neck-deep in "boi trouble." While she can sometimes come across as ditsy, her silly personality masks a fount of personal trauma and a sharp business mind.

🏝️ General Information


Bunny started out in Los Santos running businesses and working booths at the Andi Jones Farmers Market and the Dean World Night Market, aspiring to one day become the Mayor of Los Santos. As the CEO of Bahama Mamas West, her big break came when she won Cerberus' "Corpo Kid" reality competition to become the co-CEO of the brand-new Diamond Casino Hotel. She was also promoted from clean face to business underboss of The Stable about five days before the group broke up. On April 1st, 2022, Bunny finally fulfilled her dream and became the 5th Mayor of Los Santos, succeeding previous Mayor Emma Gaine.

Bunny is anti-violent, and doesn't even like to hurt locals. She has never owned a gun or been caught for a felony. Although she frowned upon The Stable's forays into violence, she believed in the overall good of the group except for the time that a Stable Hand stalked and murdered an innocent district attorney. To this day, Bunny considers the discovery of his burnt corpse after she had failed to prevent his murder the worst day of her life. The police investigated Bunny as an accomplice to that ADA's murder, as a shadow member of The Stable, and as a shadow ringleader of The Stable--but found no evidence of her involvement. She has also been audited as the Diamond Casino Hotel CEO, as the Mayor of Los Santos, as the Parks and Recreation owner, and as the Hospital Administrator at Viceroy Medical Center by people unsuccessfully looking for embezzlement.

Bunny is a capitalist and anti-monopolist who believes that citizens should be hypercritical of their government. Because of how seriously that Bunny cares about business, civics, and government, she is often misunderstood by criminals, strangers, and friends who expect levity and preferential treatment from her. Bunny compartmentalizes her business and personal feelings. She shrugs at resignations, is not afraid to fire friends, and is open to working with sworn enemies if her business calls for it.

Bunny is no longer on speaking terms with Cerberus, the megacorporation where her best friend Nancy Drew works. Although Bunny ran Dean Watson's Diamond Casino Hotel (until it closed at the beginning of 2023) and used to be part of the Clean Queens that Nancy formed, Bunny was one of their least indoctrinated CEOs and was never afraid to be critical of their disproportionate wealth. When Cerberus backed Bunny's mayoral campaign, Dean, Leslie Lingberg, and Lang Buddha concluded she was too honest for them. They never asked her for any political favors for Cerberus, which had always struck her as ironic given how she was labelled the "corporate puppet" but not her mayoral successor: Cerberus loyalist and embezzler Mickey S. Bunny initially tried to work with him, but eventually became disillusioned with his administration. She also became concerned about all of the ways that Mayor Lang's AEGIS legislation could be abused and weaponized. Bunny had to go into long-term hiding from a Cerberus-Chang Gang alliance and suffer their rumors about her when Mayor Lang crusaded against her friend Nicholas Simone and the Simone Memorial Hospital where they worked as LSMG board members. Tired of the stigma that she hated Cerberus and would try to manipulate her husband, Mayor Sexton Cohen, against them, Bunny recused herself as a Deputy Mayor from his administration. However, Lang ended up hating Mayor Sexton as well over his approval of a pharmaceutical company tied to paroled terrorist Michael Simone. Ironically, Lang went on to bomb the Simone Memorial Hospital with Tony Corleone.

Bunny's middle name Doe is derived from a mythological god of death who ensouled several mortal humans with pieces of herself, like an ocean filling cups of water. Bunny uses "Doe" as her stage name when releasing music, and attributes the whiteness in her hair and her occasional sleepwalking episodes to Doe. Nancy Drew began referring to herself and Sexton Hardcastle as Bunny's "soulmates" because of an emergency soul tethering ceremony Cassandra Silverton performed to save Bunny's dying body.

🐎 Clean Face of The Stable
When Bunny's good friend Thomas Dwayne (the owner of the Bahama Mamas West nightclub that she ran) joined Mick Flair, Dick Chiclets, and Nancy Drew in starting a new crime organization called The Stable, Bunny agreed to own their warehouse. It was nicknamed "The Barn", and served as the stash for all of The Stable's illegal money and drugs. Bunny continued to stay clean while the group ran illegal activities to pay The Barn off. At times, she had to make the loan payments from her own personal savings until the group could reimburse her. Occasionally, Bunny wanted more transparency from The Stable even though the group was not allowed to discuss any of their criminal activities with her. Friend and Stable Hand Elizabeth "Lizzie" Byrne's unsanctioned, premeditated murder of ADA Malcador Sigilite on August 18, 2021 provoked Bunny's strongest objection.

💎 Diamond Casino Hotel CEO
Bunny competed for a Diamond Casino Hotel CEO position in a Cerberus funded TV show called "Corpo Kid" against nine other contestants, and made it to the semi-final round with Tommy T, Lexi Law, and Dean Quincy. In the final round, Cerberus challenged finalists Bunny and Tommy T to a prisoner's dilemma:
 * If Bunny picked "conquer" and Tommy T picked "divide", Bunny would win the CEO position.
 * If Bunny picked "divide" and Tommy T picked "conquer", Tommy T would win the CEO position.
 * If both Bunny and Tommy T picked "divide", they would share the CEO position.
 * If both Bunny and Tommy T picked "conquer", Lexi Law would have won the CEO position in a surprise twist.



Both Bunny and Tommy T picked "divide", and were declared the winners of the competition. On September 6, 2021, Bunny happily woke up in the Diamond Casino Hotel for the first time.

Bunny and Tommy T had contrasting expectations of their CEO positions. Bunny felt that Tommy T should do more work, while Tommy T felt that Bunny should do less work.

Bunny actively worked as the CEO of the Diamond Casino Hotel until its closure on January 4, 2023.

👑 Clean Queen


On the night of December 20th, 2021, Nancy Drew purchased the Queen Manor mansion. Bunny was among the five female Cerberus CEOs to receive keys to it. As the Clean Queens, the CEOs supported each other in business, events, and clean Cerberus ventures.

After 10 months of the Bahama Mamas West nightclub getting passed over for construction--and months of the same running joke that its CEO Bunny and owner Thomas Dwayne couldn't even get locks on the doors despite all of Bunny's events there--Cassie Cupcake finally set up a meeting between Bunny and Dean Watson on February 3, 2022 to make a direct pitch. Later that night, Bunny cried to find locks on Bahama Mamas' doors, counter pick-up trays, cash registers, and a fridge (full of alcohol and lucky sushi).

On February 4, 2022 as a result of Emma Gaine's mayoral re-election victory, Bunny became a Deputy Mayor of Los Santos.

⚖️ Mayor of Los Santos
Deputy Mayors: Sean Deane, Lester Sweets, Jeffy Coldiron, Lola Sunshine, Mary Mushkin

Bunny's primary objective as Mayor was improving the civilian life in Los Santos and helping its citizens find a higher purpose than just grinding and crime. She believed that the biggest problem in Los Santos was discouraged, burnt out citizens leaving the city because they felt like their life was going nowhere. Bunny also stood against violence and the death penalty.

Bunny's signature achievement as Mayor was a popular state small business grant program that her mayoral successors continued to implement. She also revived and expanded a Parks and Recreation department that ran at least 39 different citywide events under the leadership of Director Charlotte "Charlie" Greene.

🌌 Your Ending Always
As a private businesswoman who no longer had to worry about a conflict of interest, Bunny finally bought a small-sized Vinewood Blvd storefront for Plan Bee on June 13, 2022. Bunny tested whether her cop boyfriend Sexton Hardcastle would steal a box truck with her to transport beehives, and told him that he couldn't come to her Plan Bee warehouse anymore if he was going to snoop around the other warehouses. After a search for Ethyl Winkelfiddle, Bunny confided her deepest, darkest secret (the truth about Doe and Peren Meliamne) to Sexton. The two attended the movie premiere for her break-out role in Simple Love on June 16, 2022. That same day, Bunny publicly released her new single "always", and finally revealed her secret identity as the music artist Doe to the world. On June 21, 2022 when Bunny's oldest friend in the city Thomas Dwayne formally broke the news of his deteriorating lung condition to The Stable (at a reunion that she hated attending), she asked Sexton if he wanted to marry her that weekend so that Thomas could walk her down the aisle before his death. Sexton answered, "Uh, sure. Yes."

⚕️ Hospital Administrator
Following several weeks of persistence from Bunny, Head Doctor Derek Shaw, Head Doctor Alexander Blake, and Dr. Mercy Moon finally interviewed Bunny about her hospital administrator proposal on July 15, 2022. The doctors privately deliberated. Afterward to Bunny's relief and happiness, Dr. Shaw informed her that she was hired. Bunny started her new hospital administrator job at Viceroy Medical Center on July 16, 2022. Her weekly $50,000 salary was paid for by new funding that Mayor Mickey S had added to the current hospital budget.

📀 Discography
Bunny started her music artist career at Down Bad Records, releasing songs under the pseudonym Doe (SoundCloud Link). Bunny resigned as the CEO of DBR after a falling-out with co-owner Dick Chiclets, and was briefly an artist for Wu-Chang Records before quietly leaving the label.

🏠 Storefront Interior Designs
Starting with the Nomad Detective Agency and The Richman Hotel in 2023, Bunny found a passion for designing the interior of storefronts. Olympus Interiors hired Bunny as a decorator.

♒ Trivia

 * Born February 14th, an Aquarius.
 * Has a Cassette Tattoo representing the first song she ever recorded, title unknown.
 * Used to spend a lot of time lying dramatically on the floor of Bahama Mamas, a nightclub that she eventually became the CEO and 49% owner of.
 * Used to give friends (and strangers) nicknames through a convoluted process of word-association such as:
 * Thomas Dwayne: Lock
 * Pixie Plum: Crow
 * Taylor Briggs: Goose
 * Timothy Snapple Jr.: Lane
 * Darien Shields: Tux
 * Favorite ice cream flavor is mint/mint chocolate chip.
 * Favorite movie is "Moonstruck".
 * Favorite TV show is "Gilmore Girls".
 * Loves camping, hiking, and similar outdoor activities.
 * Once threatened to take down The Stable in an effort to stop Lizzie Byrne from murdering an innocent assistant district attorney.
 * Ended up marrying Sexton Hardcastle, a police detective who had investigated her as an accomplice to ADA Malcador Sigilite's murder and once staked out her warehouse for eight hours and one whole morning.
 * Won the first place $100,000 prize in the Dodo Logistics Scavenger Hunt with the team of Jeffy Coldiron, Vincent Tracoli, Kirk Jerkems, Xavier Valentine, and Nancy Drew.
 * Finally hit the triple diamond jackpot on a slot machine in the Diamond Casino and Resort on July 28, 2022...and only won $50,000.
 * Has only been shot thrice during her entire time in Los Santos: once by a friend whom she never spoke to again, once by a carjacker thinking she was a local, and once by a local who got provoked by flares.
 * Finally got a mayoral portrait inside of Dennis LaBarre City Hall. Sexton commissioned an artist who had just gone done painting Mayor Lang Buddha's City Hall portrait, and former Mayor Andi Jones helped hang up the finished portrait in City Hall. Sexton and Eve Summers surprised Bunny with the portrait shortly after storm on February 23, 2023.
 * After almost 10 months of marriage to Sabith Cohen, Sexton Hardcastle officially changed his government name to Sexton Cohen on May 2, 2023.
 * Sabith Cohen's mayoral term ended on June 10, 2022 as a result of her re-election loss to Mickey S. Exactly one year later, her husband Sexton Cohen's mayoral term began on June 10, 2023.