Hans the Astonishing

Hans the Astonishing (Hans TheAstonishing) is an avid environmentalist who is currently incarcerated at Bolingbroke Penitentiary. Hans was extradited to Los Santos from Colombia after being apprehended by the Colombian military and law enforcement while disguised as a farmer. Hans is alleged to have earned illicit funding by committing fraud and usury through corrupt government intelligence officials and by means of narcotraficantes. Hans, and his loyal cadres, allegedly used these illicit funds to commit acts of eco-terrorism and narco-terrorism against GLOBE Oil. A financial catastrophe for the GLOBE Oil conglomerate. GLOBE Oil sought private prosecution through the Los Santos Federal Circuit Court. Hans was later charged by the Colombian government for inciting insurrection. However, no one was injured nor harmed during the alleged attack.

Hans is a non-violent inmate who currently dedicates his time to gardening. Hans currently advocates for criminal justice reform and inmate rights from within the prison.