Betsey Johnston

Betsey Johnston is a character roleplayed by extralivia.

General Description
Betsey Johnston is an outgoing, reckless, religious hippie stoner & crazy middle aged woman from Tennessee. She loves drugs, guns, getting drunk, receiving various botched plastic surgeries from the Internet on her boobs and face, hoarding items and being a cougar towards younger men. She is addicted to spending all her money in various ways including at the casino or on discounted antique designer purses and outfits from last season. She can be characterized as a kleptomaniac as well frequently stealing cars and robbing others. She loves living her life like she is still 30 and often dresses to show off her assets.

At first glance, Betsey is very kind,outgoing older woman with a sunny disposition. However at times she can be crazy when provoked, dishonest to those she does not know well, clumsy and lives for the misfortune of others. Due to her age, she is often very forgetful and naive due to her health and wanting to "do whats cool with the youngins" (often being criminal activities). She often uses her age or tries to flirt her way out of any situation, often giving gifts. She often loves to claim that she is religiously reformed, often shouting random incorrect bible verses.

Backstory
Betsey was definitely a mishap. Her mother, Amanda had been at her church's antique yard sale that they do every Sunday. She had been buying an out of date Betsey Johnson purse when she had begun to feel uneasy feeling in her belly that she had not been used to. Her mom had the habit of being a crackhead druggie herself and among her one night stand she had had recently she had begun to wonder if she had been pregnant. She could not afford a conventional pregnancy test so she had decided to do it the "old fashion way and pee in a cup to test it. It had been true so she decided to name the baby after the purse that day as she walked out of the church with a new purse and a new bump in her stomach.

Betsey then grew up from country house to country house, frequently moving for cheaper rent and more space for her mother's ever growing discount designer collection. Her mother had then taught her her hoarding ways and encouraged her, even saying that she "should save everything that she had because she might never know when she might need any of these items in the case of the world ending on fathers will". By the age of 21, she had eventually moved herself and married and ended up in the same ways as her mother had of a lifestyle of drugs, gambling and hoarding. She had then decided to take a "retirement trip" when she reached "middle aged prime" to the city of Los Santos as she had found a gifted flight ticket in an old holiday stocking and Betsey had seen this as a new adventure.

Trivia

 * Has a hoarding addiction from various trips to thrift stores
 * Has a spending and gambling problem
 * Has 4 ex husbands nicknamed after each day of the week
 * Gets all her drugs from her church's middle-aged woman's bible group
 * Has multiple boob jobs so that her boobs "touch the sky and reach father above" and gets all her plastic surgery from craigslist (has one lopsided boob)
 * Stores drugs in her boobs and convinced it gives her psychic abilities
 * Always asking for beer or drugs
 * Calls everyone sweetie, sweetheart or calls younger men her "next future ex-husband"
 * Hops in random people's cars and steals is her fave activity
 * Wears a cross necklace
 * Likes to alligator wrestle and was top 10 in her state league, loves horseback riding & mountain cats
 * Sees herself as the middle aged Marilyn Monroe

Quotes

 * "I'm definitely in my 30s! How dare you assume otherwise?!"
 * "WHAT IN TARNATION IS ______?!!!"
 * "That is the darnest thing I ever seen!"
 * "YEE YEE" (when a car goes fast)
 * "I know I'm a fountain of youth, sugar!"
 * "Father above would not approve of this"
 * "Back in my day, youngins would never dream to ______"