Maxwell Repps

Maxwell Repps is a character role-played by VernNotice

Background
An impressive specimen of a man, Maxwell moved to Los Santos with "a dollar and a dream", giving up a life as a supplements salesman for a fresh start.

Physical Appearance
His eye-catching physique makes him easily recognisable to the locals of Los Santos and he can often be spotted powerwalking on the sidewalk or spontaneously knocking out a quick set of pushups or chin-ups to keep his body looking as vascular as possible.

Sporting his signature short shorts, Max chooses to show off his pristine, chiseled figure, but he will often tell anyone and everyone of the problems that come with such an immaculate body: most importantly, how seatbelts chafe his exposed nipples.

Diet
He has described his body as "a temple" and will go so far as to fast for multiple days, disgusted by the lack of chicken and kale spots in Los Santos.

However, Max has been known to eat his feelings from time to time, confining himself to a quiet spot in the corner of the Burger Shot parking lot to guiltily chow down on some fries.

He says he drinks protein shakes to help with his intensive physical regime — these are in fact sugar-laden milkshakes.

Marvin 'Messy Marv' King
Met while powerwalking outside his apartment on his first day in Los Santos, Max instantly vibed with Marv, describing him as his "friend" within a few minutes of meeting.

Such was the immediacy and strength of the relationship, it was almost as though the two were buddies in a previous life.

Marv is, however, prone to distracting Max from his ultimate goal of getting a good pump in at the beach. Instead encouraging him to ingest disgusting fast food, chase down and run over angry cyclists and embark on ill-fated fishing trips.

Michael 'Mike' Keen
First encountered while cranking out a few hundred pushups on the sidewalk, Mike quickly became a reliable ally to Max and Marv after recognising Marv as the 'Crabs Guy'.

Although both Max and Marv consistently question whether Mike is in fact an undercover cop, Mike acts as a fountain of knowledge for Max, often pointing out which muscle Max needs to flex in order to get a job done.

Fingle Dan
Introduced to Fingle Dan by Marv, Max has a love-hate relationship with the old man.

Fingle finds it incredibly easy to get underneath the bigger man's skin, provoking Max about his suspected use of steroids.

Despite Fingle's constant berating, Max did show his caring side for the octogenarian by trying to talk him down from a high ledge at the back of a Burger Shot. Alas, Fingle chose a lengthy drop to the concrete below and would go on to accuse Maxwell of pushing him.

A Fiery Fishing Trip and the Rise of the Urinator
What started off as a routine fishing trip upstate turned into a fire-fuelled nightmare for Max, Marv, Mike and Fingle.

The foursome took a speedboat from Los Santos heading north, struggling not to projectile-vomit over each other as they pounded high waves off the coast.

After finding a quiet spot that looked prime for reeling in some fish, Max and Mike posted up at an abandoned campfire, taking the time to get to know each other and exchange phone numbers while Maxwell worked on his core.

As the sun set on a serene setting all was well. Until Marv and Fingle arrived, shattering the peace and setting in motion a disturbing, horrific sequence of events.

Fingle Dan, the degenerate that he is, thought it was a good idea to jump over the fire in some sort of egotistic display of machismo — ultimately he set himself ablaze.

Arms flailing, he blindly ran into an unsuspecting Marv engulfing him in flames as well. As they both crumpled to the floor, the cool sand of the beach soothing the worst of their burns, Mike tried to help them by carrying them to a small inlet of water before dialling 911.

Max had another idea.

Pulling down his shorts a little, he decided to piss on his friends' singed bodies, not realising that urine heals a jellyfish sting, not third-degree burns.

Salivating Over Garry Roche
Assuming he was the guy, with the finest physique, Max was taken aback by a chance meeting with renowned personal trainer Garry Roche.

Impressed by Roche's chiselled, hulking form, Max was delighted to hear about Juice Up Gymnasium on Vespucci Beach.

Maxwell would later describe Roche as "sexy" while yearning to be bench-pressed by the bigger man.

Limousine Cruising with Hubcap Jones
Max was lucky enough to be invited for a limousine ride by music icon Hubcap Jones.

Along with Marv, Mike and Fingle, they attempted to order from the Burger Shot drive-thru, but were met by an apparent astronaut and an employee who took offense to Fingle wielding a knife.

Mike, adding evidence to the notion that he is actually a cop, pulled out a gun and the quintet were able to evade danger.

Hubcap continued to show a surprising amount of kindness to the erratic group, offering them a ride to the Pillbox where Fingle was taken by ambulance after jumping off a 50-foot wall and shattering his legs.

But a terrifying, multi-flip collision with thin air as they pulled into the Pillbox left the group rattled and somehow with their lives intact.

The Silver-Haired Smothering
During some routine treatment at the Pillbox, and despite being in the presence of multiple medical professionals, an unknown silver-haired, black-turtle-neck-wearing assassin with "a doofy face" attempted to murder Max by smothering him with a pillow.

Saved by the timely intervention of an elderly receptionist (not for the first or last time), Max remains determined to hunt down his attacker.

A Life of Crime with Fingle Dan
Despite making it clear to Marv and Fingle that he isn't interested in partaking in criminal activities, Max was nonetheless duped into signing up for a life of crime.

Desperately wanting to head back to his apartment after an eventful first day in the city, he was peer-pressured into a night-time job without being given any specifics.

Pairing up with Fingle, the two searched for a long, long time for the apartment requested by their boss. After finally finding the correct spot, Max snapped his lockpick, blaming the misadventure on his "meaty bearpaws".

His brief dabble with crime ended with him dancing, glowsticks in hand, outside the apartment he was trying to rob.

Cock Push-ups
Max is one of the few residents of Los Santos to be able to bash out cock push-ups at any given moment.

He first showed off his feat at an LSPD station in front of an on-duty officer while trying to bust his friend Marv out of jail.

Later that day he would dazzle guests at Cletus McCoy's yacht party with his penile strength when the host asked whether Max could do dick push-ups like his friend Garry Roche.

Such was the impressive nature of Max's form that Cletus would shriek: "Oh my god, you fucking do it crazier than he does!"

Described as "the sexiest thing I done ever did see" by Cletus, it's clear that Max's "years of practice" have paid off.

Quirks

 * Runs a 3.8 40-yard dash
 * A seatbelt once cut his nipple clean off — but it grew back
 * Fears needles, ridiculously scared of shots
 * Tends to ignore his phone completely; describes social media as "poison to the brain"
 * Takes naps in the backseat of vehicles at every possible moment — and occasionally on yachts
 * Chooses to shave all his body hair to be "more aerodynamic'
 * First had a six-pack in the third grade
 * Was fifth-grade push-up champion at his school

Roid Rage
Prone to random bouts of rage — including, but not limited to, elbowing friends in the head — Max remains steadfast in denying that he uses steroids.

Religion
Serves a deity known only as Brodin.

Quotes

 * "I only care about the two Js: the gym and the job"
 * "Nothing pierces these cheeks without my say so"