Wayne Owens

Wayne Owens is a character role-played by WayneOwensTV

Background
After a bid for semi-pro motocross athlete status failed due to a cumulation of minor to mid-level concussions, Wayne applied to and was accepted as a part-time meal-prep technician at Burger Shot. Following a failed attempt to unionize the handful of bored high-school students he worked with, he was terminated by his anti-liberty, union-busting, hard-assed, balding tyrant of a boss… Dave. After Wayne’s complaints on the way out were met with a, “so sue me…”, he had a fire lit under his ass to do just that. He watched a shitton of pseudo-accurate legal advice videos on YouTube and applied to law school. Upon completing a two-week correspondence course, he now fights for the rights of the small guy, whose liberties and freedoms have been trampled on by the jackbooted stormtroopers known as LSPD.

Personality
Wayne can get along with pretty much anybody, he’s always available to jump on board, he’s very easy to talk to, not overbearing, he’s very helpful, and very committed to his friends. That being said, he isn’t smart, he isn’t wise, and gets himself into trouble this way. He’s moral, but doesn’t understand the law too well (or basically at all). He also has a very unfortunate pattern of misreading others’ criminal intent. He gives people the benefit of the doubt to an absolute fault. He cannot conceive of scenarios where people are being less than honest with him, and generally assumes everybody is “good people”. This has left him shot and bleeding in gutters more times than he’d like to admit, but hey… that’s why God invented Band-Aids! Also, Wayne is for sure unwittingly involved in a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme.

Quotes

 * "Fuggin' sweet!"


 * "Who's down for sweet jumps?"


 * "You got any snacks?"Wayne Owens The Case of the Missing Sock