Byrd Cock

Byrd Cock is a character role-played by Tormy.

Description
Byrd Cock is a odd little man with blue hair, blue clothes, and a blue soul. He is completely lolrandom and does hilariously silly things that everyone loves. People laugh at his antics all the time because he's funny.

Byrd is fond of running around with a hatchet and getting into people's cars uninvited because it's amazing and a good use of time.

First Arrest
One fine day, Byrd was running around with a hatchet, as one does. A pair of cops who weren't being fun drove up behind him and told him to put the hatchet away, to which he responded that it was just a tool. They made the demand again, at which point Byrd asked if it was a lawful order. The big stinky pigs finally rolled out of the car and told Byrd to put the hatchet away a third time, which he did. Byrd was then arrested for disobeying a lawful order.

In court, Byrd was found innocent of brandishing, meaning what he was doing was totally cool and legal and funny. However, he was found guilty of disobeying a lawful order anyway. After being released, he ran away while wielding a hatchet.