Laca Kaneshiro

Laca Kaneshiro is a character role-played by NIJISANJI EN VTuber Luca Kaneshiro.

First day
On his first day in Los Santos, Laca met many interesting people such as Aaliyah Court, the first person he was able to exchange numbers with.

He also met Willie Banger, an old man in a wheelchair that gave him very precious advice about not following the path of prostitution; instead, he should pick up trash or work at Burger Shot. Laca agreed and with a bike he randomly found in the middle of the road, he arrived at Burger Shot. There he overheard a phone call conversation between Arlo and his taxi driver, Carl Malone. Laca decided to offer his taxi/bike services and told him that he was "Carl, too". Arlo started calling him “Carl Two” which Laca responded with “I am Carl One”. When Carl, the actual taxi driver, arrived he confronted him over the name, since he is the only “Carl One”, thus starting their rivalry.

Their rivalry was short lived, however. Carl became the first person to give Laca a free taxi ride and helped him buy his first lockpick.

Finding a friend
Laca had many adventures on his first day in the city such as trying to convince a police officer that he was being kidnapped by his two new friends, joining a bus full of people and having a roadtrip, and helping two drunk long time friends rekindle their friendship on top of a very high and dangerous bridge.

Laca also met a nice biker, Jimmy, when he got ran over by cars on the road multiple times. Jimmy agreed to take Laca to the hospital to get treated. Laca made many deeznuts jokes to Jimmy, which the unamused biker answered with “My last name is Sugma Balls”.

Since he only had a bike for one, Jimmy tried calling his friend to pick them up with their car. He also told Laca that his actual name is Jimmy Umami, this prompted Laca to call him "Jimmy Umami Sugma" for the rest of their encounter.

While waiting, a random group of people came and made Jimmy sign a “contract for his soul”, leaving him incapacitated on the floor. Luckily, Sunhee Kim, the friend Jimmy called to pick them up, arrived and got them both to the hospital. There, they both got treated by resident Duke Ramsey, the only doctor on shift. However, Jimmy kept feeling very weird and had to visit the hospital multiple times. Laca called Uthrall “The Lich King”, the person that made Jimmy sign the contract, to demand him to reverse whatever was happening to his friend. Uthrall told him he has to find the “Burger Demon”, kill him and give him his fingers. Thus, Laca made it his mission to find this demon and help his new best friend Jimmy reverse the curse.

Back in town
After waking up from a long slumber, Laca called his friend, Jimmy Umami Sugma. Jimmy asked him if he took his kidneys, which Laca responded with "That wasn't me, I took your heart LMAO". Later, they finally met up.

After a while, they met Moose Knuckles, a clown who decided to join them for a bit, he also told Laca how to rob houses. Later, they met Beatrice Merzhin, a witch who was trying to decorate a building; Laca gave her good advice about it and also tried to convince her to rob houses with him and Jimmy, which she refused.

First Police Encounter
Laca met Deputy Scully Down when he took an unconscious Jimmy Umami Sugma to his car and yelled “I am kidnapping him!”. She stopped the car and started questioning him. Laca somehow made the situation worse, however Deputy Scully decided to let him go and called an ambulance for Jimmy.

Second Police Encounter
Laca and Jimmy finally had the chance to rob their first house. However, Laca noticed the police outside when he tried to get a laptop to their car. They decided to tell the police that they were going to a Halloween Party and hoped for the best. Once outside, they met Sergeant Neil McReal and Deputy Scully Down, again. Sergeant Neil ordered them to put their hands up, which Jimmy obliged, however Laca made a run for it and tried to escape on his car, failing miserably. He got caught and they both got detained.

Once in the station, Laca got charged for Burglary, Resisting arrest, Evading and Misuse of rental vehicle and got sentenced to 34 months in prison, which got reduced by 14 months as this was his first time commiting a crime, he also got a fine.

Laca and Jimmy decided to sing songs in prison while waiting for their time to be up. When it was finally time to go home, Jimmy asked him if he really was a mafia boss, Laca said yes, which Jimmy replied “I believe you”.

Trivia

 * He was born with a genetic condition that makes him have no eyebrows.
 * Before parting on Laca first day, he told Jimmy that he is actually a mafia boss.

Quotes

 * “Everyone have shoes, everyone has suits, but I have yellow shoes, you know why? Because I am Laca”