Jamal Abdul Jabbar

ThatGuyGP (notorious stream-sniper) self inserts as femboy Jamal Abdul Jabbar. CUTE DAWG SHIT!

Before Being God
Jamal used to be a frequent yale party enjoyer, known for his affiliation with Ken Carson and the rest of Opium. He was eventually kicked out and fled Atlanta. He was imprisoned for allegedly having the potential to become the next Osama Bin Laden. Before being unleashed into Los Santos, he was bound in prison, which often bored out his fucking mind. His closest acquaintances were Ange VanLaeken and Jean Paul, who were sent to prison a lot. He was considered the funniest person in prison and a so-called "XQC stream sniper." His comedy eventually lowered his sentence to the point where he was able to be sent free.

[Chorus]

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper

Junior, Double, Triple Whopper

Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers

I rule this day

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup

It's okay if I don't want that

Impossible or bacon Whopper

Any Whopper my way

[Outro]

You rule, you're seizin' the day

At BK, have it your way

(You rule)

Personality
"Jamal Abdul Jabbar is a captivating and dynamic individual, known for his charismatic presence within the gaming world of Nopixel's Gulag Gang. With a sharp wit and a natural flair for storytelling, Jamal brings a unique blend of humor and intelligence to every virtual encounter. His deep passion for gaming is evident in the dedication and enthusiasm he puts into every aspect of his virtual adventures. Not only is Jamal a formidable force in the virtual realm, but he also fosters a strong sense of camaraderie among his fellow Gulag Gang members, always striving to uplift and support his team. Beneath his tough exterior lies a heart of gold, as he consistently uses his influence to advocate for positivity, inclusivity, and fair play within the gaming community. Jamal Abdul Jabbar's magnetic charm and engaging personality have garnered him a loyal fanbase, making him a beloved figure among the Nopixel gaming community."

- Written by CHATGPT

JOINING GULAG GANG
Yo @ThatGuyGP, I dont rlly know shit from this era, fill this out for me.

GOLD PANNING GOD ARC
He didn't do shit during this arc tbh. Lazy fuck. Actually RP for once maybe.

Actually, I think he was the reason that R.U.S.T got financially butt-fucked and got them raided. So rare W Jamal moment where he was ACTUALLY useful for once during war.



VU CEO ARC
Was hired as a CEO because Marty felt bad that Jamal had nothing going for him and was dead weight in the gang. His CEO role would get less permissions than a role called SCUM. Got fired for being a moron and scamming Carmine Costello for 10k. He made a pitiful song about it, once again proving that he is LNE's worst signee.



Trivia

 * Jamal was the first non-core member to ever be given a GG Chain.
 * Once singlehandedly destroyed R.U.S.T.
 * Has the ability to shapeshift.
 * Actually the best shooter in Gulag Gang, but hides it so admins don't see him as "unfit for server".
 * Bro legit got negative rizz
 * Brought Ralphie Ralphs into the gang (one of GG 's worst recruits)
 * The worst signee of Lil Nuts Entertainment.
 * Known to spam cat images on Omiecord
 * Legit useless in everything
 * Jamal has been defaulted to being a comedic relief character because he can't shoot, hack, drive, or do even sell fucking weed to locals. He can't even break the first hand-cuffs.
 * Owns a maid outfit, where he would dress up Poe Dempsey in to satisfy his hunger for cute lil femboys