Father Walden Dinker

Father Dinker is a character role-played by AllHailBoone.

Description
Father Dinker is a self-proclaimed priest and con man.

He is often found attempting to sell "ChristCoin", a made up cryptocurrency that doubles as a ticket to Heaven, to just about anyone he can find. He claims to have come to Los Santos to spread the church of the "Newer, Cooler Jesus", though his religious beliefs often change depending on the situation he finds himself in.

He is a man of many vices who is clearly not afraid (often excited) to do things outside of the law; it's questionable whether or not he is even a real priest at all.

Quotes

 * "Otherwise God will never love you." - said when convincing people to buy ChristCoin
 * "You know I keep that blicky on me."