Bussy News Network

Description
The Bussy News Network, or BNN for short, is a news media organization founded on March 29, 2021 by several members including Malcolm Indiana Meddle, Pierre Pedipeinture, Gary Mitchell, Rocky Topps, Timothy Snapple Jr. and CherryClaire Dinwittie. The group has a penchant for in-depth investigative reporting and can be widely recognized on scene by their signature bussy shaking, which involves actively twerking during live newscasts.

Members / Positions
Members of the organization frequently take up different positions among the crew, however, the following members typically have the following positions:


 * CherryClaire Dinwittie - Journalist / Reporter
 * Malcolm Indiana Meddle - Camera operator, Boom operator
 * Pierre Pedipeinture - Journalist / Reporter
 * Rocky Topps - Journalist / Reporter
 * Gary Mitchell - Camera operator, Boom operator
 * Timothy Snapple Jr. - Boom operator
 * Billy Senora - Boom operator

Reports
TODO: document important reports

Signature Sign-offs & Slogans

 * All the bussy and nothing but the bussy
 * BNN: We twerk so you don't have to
 * BNN: If our bussy is loose, we're bringing you the juice
 * We stick our noses into the nooks and crannies that our competitors are afraid to sniff
 * We provide penetrating insights
 * We gape the hole of news so you don't have to
 * We spread the news wide open from the top
 * Reporting the news so close you can smell it
 * BNN: The leaky hole of news
 * BNN: The fragrant hole of news
 * We are here penetrating every orifice of news
 * At BNN, we dive into every crack
 * Here's what poppin'