Steven Hayes

Steven Hayes is a character role-played by Farmhouse78.

Description
Steven typically introduces himself by his full name; 'Steven Hayes' and will answer the phone with; "Hello, this is Steven Hayes, you've reached Steven Hayes," unless you're a close friend or relative.

Steven Hayes is an anxious, hardworking citizen of Los Santos, who spends most of his days hanging out with his friends and running BurgerShot as a CEO with the title; "The Royal Steven."

Despite seeing himself as a "nice guy" and aiming to live a relatively normal life, Steven is often roped into various chaotic situations. He was frequently kidnapped for bank robberies, threatened, mocked, and even blamed by others. However, his newfound confidence means he bites back with some harsh words, or walks away from anyone attempting to harass him.

He claims to not 'intentionally' do crime, despite lockpicking many vehicles and running a great number of red lights a day despite working for the Right of Way Driving School. "Do as I say, not as I do," he will typically tell people who call him out on his crimes.

Rest assured that when all is going well, he will say it is "Tickety-Boo".

Background
Steven grew up on a small island outside of Los Santos with little education of the 'outside' world, explaining why he can often be so clueless about particular things. He was bullied in school for many things. He grew up in a house with two parents who had very much fallen out of love with each other. His father had told him he was conceived on a "dirty toilet seat at the airport".

With the island being so small, Steven never had to learn to drive a car until he moved to Vice City at 23 years old. Steven's parents had him move to the 'big city' as they claimed he needed 'real world' experience - he first moved to Vice City, where he remained until early 2021, when he moved to Los Santos. He is no longer in contact with his parents, who forced him out 3 years before moving to the city. It is also worth noting that this story contradicts one he often tells of his parents leaving him at 13 to "get milk and cereal" and having to then be raised by a Walmart employee. No matter the case, he has many people around Los Santos that feel more like family now, making him feel at home.

Future Plans
Steven currently has no future plans, currently focusing on himself, his friends, his fiancée, and Scooburger.

Trivia

 * Farmhouse78 banned chat from saying "Bondage Time", so now chat refers to it as "Bandage Time." This also serves as a reference to how often Steven gets injured and needs to apply bandages. "Bandage Time" also appears on his trading card. This made him start a medical supply stand called "Bandage Time" which sells Band-Hayes.
 * Steven often feels like he is not respected by anyone.
 * It is NOT Steven's birthday every day, despite everyone else believing otherwise.
 * Steven spouts sexual innuendos all the time. No one really knows if he's just that innocent or he really KNOWS what he is saying.