Kermy Fulker

Kermy Fulker is a character role-played by Asteroba.

General Information
Kermy Fulker is a member of the Fulker family and is the twin brother of Siz Fulker.

He is also poor.

Background
Separated at birth at an early age Kermy and Siz were raised in different places and under different circumstances. Kermy was raised by two meth head parents. His biological father is in prison whereas his biological mother is in a mental institution.

He also has a sister named Martha, two foster brothers named Diz and Fiz, and another supposed sister named Liz.

Physical Description
Kermy is the twin brother of Siz Fulker, although due to the lack of a facial scar and differing voice people often miss this fact. He went through various hair and beard styles, but is currently sporting long black hair and a long scruffy beard. He usually just stole clothes from his brother's closet, but after Siz got muscular in early 2021 he wore his own clothing.

After weeks of being gone, Kermy became buff after he stated that he was tortured via horse steroids.

HOA
Kermy is a fully-patched in member of the HOA. He hangs around with the group and commits various jobs and crimes with them. Furthermore, he is also the acting District Attorney for the HOA because he has extensive knowledge in case law. As the official DA of the HOA, he helps oversee HOA Court and acts as the prosecutor for the court.

He was one of the co-cooks for the group's meth operation and only cooked when called upon. He formerly pushed pistols and other forms of armaments on behalf of the group but has since lost that role. After he gained his BAR License on 9/7/2021 he represented various clients (most being HOA members). He had a string of calls from the police to represent members of HOA/HOB after they were apprehended by the police (Kian, Luis, and TO getting arrested by the police). He is also one of the instructors for the HOAcademy, and helps teach the greenhorns criminal tactics and how to interact with police without self-incrimination.

Employment

 * Kermy has an active job at the 6STR Tuner Shop on August 17th, 2022
 * Kermy has an active job at the Pawn Shop
 * Kermy has an active job at Tessa's Driving School
 * Kermy has an active job at the Arena
 * Kermy has an active job with Mushkins Motors
 * Kermy has an active job at the Gallery
 * Kermy DID NOT get a job at fast loans and ONG there was no reason for the rejection; oop

Trivia

 * Kermy's primary language in English, but he also somewhat multilingual as he knows some Spanish and French.
 * Kermy's character model is the same pedestrian/story-mode model used for Siz Fulker, sans facial deformity.
 * Once ate a human liver on 2/16/21.
 * To help get out of a traffic stop he claimed to have AIDS and once be a Make-A-Wish kid whose wish was to ride in a cop car.
 * He once disguised himself as Siz to go on a date with Laura Gapes.
 * He is the leader of a cult that worships Cyr
 * Kermy went on a date with Kennedy Cartwright on September 7th 2022
 * Kermy received a banhama's postcard from El Tesso on October 6th, 2022
 * Kermy friendzoned Kennedy Cartwright - but fixed his mistake a few days later
 * Kermy got his Heli license on 10/26/2022 from Blake at AirX Flight School
 * Kermy has Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and does not wear pants: Exhibit P(oo)
 * AKA: KERMY "IBStealing" Your girl FULKER
 * Kermy is known as the "Master Rizzler", "The Rizzler", "Rizz Master"

Major Event

 * Kermy came back from a 3 week retreat to find his Namaste lifestyle - January 2023
 * Kermy received the Pixel Saber from Yaeger aka Kayn Larp on February 20th, 2023
 * Starting February 20th, 2023 after multiple failed attempts to take down the Darth Lords; Kermy begins his journey from Jedi Padawan to one day become a Jedi Master; and to successfully take down Darth Vevan and Darth Tobiidius

Quotes

 * "Fuck you, Siz."
 * "Alright."
 * "Do you like Star Wars?"
 * "Your mom!"
 * "You're dad's a pussy."
 * "Shut up pussy."
 * *Wheezing*