Massimo Gossimer

Massimo Gossimer is a character role-played by kassemg.

General Description
Massimo Gossimer was a Cadet for the Senora Desert Sheriff's Office, Badge '''#569

He co-founded The Gooon Squad along with best friends, Dimitri Barkov and Lani Larson.

He was previously a Mechanic for the Senora Desert Sheriff's Office.

Personality
Massimo is often crass and abrasive. When he first arrived at The SDSO looking for work, he quickly got into an argument with the janitor, Gyatt Milk, and wore a Bondi Boys MC jean vest (because he liked the way it looked) which made some of the deputies believe he was gang affiliated. Despite a rough introduction, he has proven to be a good and loyal friend to those closest to him and has shown a capacity to learn and grow from mistakes.

Background
Massimo Gossimer is an all American patriot. His biggest ambition was to become a police officer, calling himself, “Massimo Gossimer, Soon to be Officer”. In the pursuit of his goal, Massimo applied for a job at the Senora Desert Sheriff's Office. Despite his rough edges, he managed to impress Senior Deputy Neil McReal with his enthusiasm. McReal managed to help him get a job at the SDSO as a mechanic.

Before his life in Los Santos, Massimo was a drug addict, but was brought through “the steps” to rehabilitate him. “The steps” are an extremely unorthodox, and often dangerous, version of the more common 12 Steps program. He has sense become a sponsor and unlicensed rehabilitation “specialist”, helping others with their addiction issues.

Trivia

 * Dislikes mimes due to past mime related trauma. Before living in Los Santos, mimes killed his parents and abducted his friend, Snake.
 * Former avid listener of The JRE podcast.
 * Has had a long term infatuation with Philomena Hawthorne.
 * May also have feelings for Jeffrey Price.
 * Is very nearly illiterate. In the time leading up to him being offered a cadet position at the SDSO, he has begun seeing a tutor to improve his reading and writing.
 * Has a blackish belt in karate.
 * Has an additional set of clear membrane eyelids, similar to that of some lizards.
 * Had an uncle named Jobe, who was a renowned greased pig wrangler. Uncle Jobe was the first ever human to have himself greased up and caught by pigs.
 * Uncle Jobe was later murdered by Gary Gripps, who poisoned Jobe using a poison that was exclusively found with greased up pigs, as a way of covering his tracks.

Quotes

 * "I'm putting you at the top of the ass-blast list."
 * "What the frick?!"
 * "Philly!"
 * "The future is Goon!"