Jordan Galdale

Jordan Galdale is a character role-played by sput.

Description
Jordan Galdale, preferably referred to as Dark Suckaberg, Dark, or just Suckaberg, is a civil servant who works for Los Santos’ Poop Factory. When not on the clock, he dons his iconic Juggalo makeup to take the town by storm, usually accompanied by Fingle Dan and the Dan Clan. However, when he’s not being Fingle’s emotional support Juggalo for the day he is often found biking around Los Santos calling random numbers from the yellow pages. This often ensues new hijinks, enemies, and friends due to his unnatural ability to continually talk everybody's ears off.

A self proclaimed “pass-a-fist” Suckaberg had originally refused Fingle’s criminal antics in his early days, aiming to keep a clean record. This, however, did not stop him from getting into fights (especially if the target of his ire continually referred to him as Zuckaberg to which he always responds that “there is no Z in Suckaberg"), as he proclaims the statement is a joke on fist fighting.

Major Arcs
Major character arcs are life altering events that had both major character change and repercussions for Suckaberg and more often than not still play a part in his ideologies.

Minor Arcs
Minor character arcs are smaller moments that are important to Suckaberg's character but often times only have minor repercussions or none at all. Often times these smaller moments are building blocks to some of the major arcs.

Quotes

 * "word."
 * "CHYEZZIR!"
 * "YA FIMME?"
 * "DARK SUCKABEEEEEERRRG"
 * "Pacifist but not afraid to Pass-a-Fist"
 * "Suckaberg dyoooown..."
 * "I'm a public swervant, I work at the poop factory and shit."
 * "Banana."

Trivia

 * Suckaberg's hair smells awful.
 * Suckaberg was born and raised on Strawberry Ave, Los Santos and would often shop at a locally owned store run by a John.
 * Suckaberg owns a revealing grey sweater.
 * Suckaberg got his name from a Names For Your Juggalo Baby article.
 * Suckaberg never skips the moisturizing portion of his makeup routine. He has supple skin.
 * Suckaberg used to go to college for a degree is Astrology, but upon getting his PHD he ended up being radicalized into the clown lifestyle by Fingle Dan.
 * Suckaberg was too young to fight in the Clown Wars against the Mimes.

Gallery

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