Cletus McCoy

Cletus McCoy is a character role-played by DKane.

Introduction
Born in Billy Goat Hill, Cherokee County, Alabama, Cletus McCoy grew up on a poppy farm, where he learned how to make opium by the age of eight. His father Bob, and his uncle Billy took him on hunting trips and taught him how to handle a gun like a real man. McCoy is unsure which one of them is his biological father, stating that Billy and Bob took turns on his mother, Susan, regularly.

"He's a badass. One day, my mom was goin' around Walmart in one of those electric carts, sippin' wine out of a Pringles can and then she got kicked out. So, my dad came and drove his John Deere into the side of the building. That'll teach 'em!" - Cletus McCoy, about his father Bob.

Back in Alabama, McCoy owns five horses, Carol, Harold, Daryl, Meryl, and Will, while his family owns a cow named Smith, a dog named Roscoe, and a stray cat, called Cat.

Moving out of his parents' home at the age of 26, McCoy is eager to take on new adventures and change his life in Los Santos. He arrived in the city on February 5th, 2021.

Personality
McCoy is an outgoing, slow-witted, and fearless redneck who doesn't initiate trouble, if not provoked. However, should one mess with his friends, he is known to defend them in any way necessary. He speaks in a slightly higher-pitched voice and has a strong southern accent.

He has expressed interest in becoming a drug dealer, going as far as visiting City Hall to inquire Judge Holden about a license to sell pharmaceuticals and later asking Chief of EMS Bailey Jade about it.

Occupations
McCoy occasionally works regular jobs for a quick buck. Upon quickly realizing it would be popular in a place like Los Santos, however, McCoy ventured into the party business, throwing his first parties on the yacht by Del Perro Pier, with the help of Mercy Peggers and Sergey Schwartzkopf.

Bahama Mamas
On February 10th, 2021, McCoy verbally claimed ownership of the Bahama Mamas establishment, dubbing his future parties "Cletus' Barn Burners at the Bahama Mamas." Shortly after, Calogero Vercetti made him aware of Tupac Shakur's role at the establishment, and McCoy was now planning to work with Shakur. However, an encounter with Burger Shot owner Kevin Whipaloo and his right-hand man Jordan Steele, a few days later, introduced uncertainty into McCoy's plans. While McCoy was hiding in his apartment, and Whipaloo came down with "Texas Syndrome", the Bahama Mamas establishment was taken over by Elena Vega along with a group of former strippers at Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club. McCoy originally intended to take Bahama Mamas back, when he was introduced to another promising location.

 

Tequi-la-la
On February 26th, 2021, after giving up on the Bahama Mamas venture, Schwartzkopf introduced him to Tequi-la-la, a seemingly run down place on the outside with a lot to offer on the inside, including a bar, a DJ booth, and a game room. On February 28th, 2021, looking to take over Tequi-la-la (and wanting to rename it to "McCoy's"), McCoy and Schwartzkopf head to City Hall, inquiring Deputy Mayor Thomas Dwayne about opening their business, who then informs McCoy that he would have to get a proposal written up and sent to him in order to get the business started. McCoy calls up Attorney Buford J. Preston, Esq. enlisting his help in writing a business proposal. Eventually after the business proposal was written, Preston turned the business proposal in to Mayor Andi Jones as the turnout of the proposal awaits.

Burger Shot
In an encounter with Kevin Whipaloo at Burger Shot on February 10th, 2021, Whipaloo sold a product to McCoy and ended their conversation with "Have yourself a burger, and I just committed murder." Whipaloo insisted it was a slipup, but McCoy didn't buy it. Furthermore, rumor has it that Burger Shot is using human meat in their products. On February 12th, 2021, McCoy took it upon himself to bring a burger he has received from Lenny Large earlier in the day to Pillbox Medical Center to get it tested for human meat by Doctor Lily Harte. Harte was able to determine that the meat consists of only 50% beef, with the other half being unidentifiable. This was enough for McCoy to start a war against Burger Shot.

Relationships

 * Mercy Peggers (Best Friend)
 * Sergey Schwartzkopf (Friend)
 * Judd Lincoln (Friend)
 * Buford J. Preston (Acquaintance)
 * Lang Buddha (Acquaintance)
 * Melbert Rickenbacker (Acquaintance)
 * Ronald Legarski (Foe)
 * Kevin Whipaloo (Foe)
 * Jordan Steele (Foe)

Criminal Record
McCoy's first arrest occurred on February 11th, 2021.


 * Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] (1x)
 * Criminal Use of a Firearm (1x)
 * Criminal Threats (1x)
 * Attempted First Degree Murder (1x)