Ryan Parker/2.0 and Prior

Ryan Parker is a character role-played by curvyelephant.

General Description
Ryan Parker is a manager at Premium Deluxe Motorsport (PDM) and Harmony Repairs Garage, and is taken. He is married to Reid Dankleaf of the Lost MC, which makes him an Old Lady in the MC. He also works for Matthew Payne as his personal assistant.

Formerly known as the most wholesome criminal in all of Los Santos, he was often used as a getaway driver due to his expertise in driving. Ryan is still willing to take part in petty crimes with friends and family occasionally, however his job at PDM restricts what he can do. He is nowadays notoriously known as the 'Payment Vulture', because of his relentless chasing after customers guilty of overdue car payments, and his pointed habit of scanning everyone in his vicinity for any said offenders.

Ryan has a love for cars, more specifically a love for station wagons. He enjoys bragging about how he owns all of them and is frequently seen driving them around the city.

Physical Description
He is a 25-year-old male with a high-pitched voice. He has a baby face, a fluffy blonde mohawk, and fair skin. He wears a pair of glasses, and sometimes carries a sock mask and a fake blond beard that he puts on and calls himself 'Bryan Barker'.

He is typically seen wearing either his signature leopard print suit or bright colorful clothing; but will dress in all black when a situation is intense, or his own life is in danger.

As an Old Lady of the Lost MC, he owns a Lost leather vest that has 'Property of the Lost' written on the back. He will usually don it when spending time with the bikers.

Since he started to participate in the racing scene, on June 19, 2020, he picked a new racing outfit to match with Tommy Cruizer (although the orange camo jersey is the same as Titanium's.)

Personality
Ryan was initially soft-spoken, with a meek personality. Over time, he grew to be more outspoken and headstrong as he navigated through the ups and downs of life in San Andreas, and through the people he met along the way.

Due to his dislike of guns and his dainty voice, he is usually underestimated by everyone. When put in a corner, Ryan will viciously defend himself, and the people he cares about.

He can also be described as a very petty person when he is being wrongly accused or is put in a situation that isn't fair to him; as seen when he got seven citations in one traffic stop by Darrel McCormik, or when he threw Drew Harrison's mustang in the lake when he held up Ryan at Harmony.

Early Days: Con Crime Life
The first time Ryan changed his style of crime was when he attempted to rob the jewelry store in a taco truck with Mia Mersion, acting as if they were both selling tacos from the truck, almost got caught by Brittany Angel and afterwards, left the scene with zero issues. This particular scene, was what developed Ryan and Mia's friendship.

Because of this, he continued to work on various con jobs with Mia; and together, they successfully robbed multiple Fleeca banks and the City Bank's Vault without any hostages.

One of Ryan's main goals when it came to crime was to do it in the most creative ways possible and make it fun for everybody involved. This would mean wearing goofy clothing, escaping in vehicles that seem unrealistic to get away in, or have some unconventional plan like bringing a taco truck to the jewelry store, or pretending to work at a bank while robbing it.

Ryan's Sugary Delights
Back in the day, Ryan became obsessed with the idea of becoming a food truck vendor, and opened his own business called Ryan's Sugary Delights with Mia Mersion. While the food truck primarily sold various sweets to the citizens of Los Santos; it was also an illegal business front for Ryan to sell cocaine to his clients. Due to restrictions for PDM though, he is no longer actively selling on the streets.

ERP (Everything Ryan Parker)
Because of his undying love for fashion, his hobby led him to open up ERP. He dresses his clients head to toe in bright clothing that would not typically be seen on the streets.

Other
Sometimes he also enjoys experimenting in other jobs, thus leading to the creation of both Ryan's Towjobs and RP News (Ryan Parker News), though these have been inactive for quite some time.

Jobs
Ryan previously worked at Clucking Bell Farms and QuickFix.


 * Premium Deluxe Motorsport (PDM): He works at the car dealership as a manager. He claims to be, and is, the #1 salesman of PDM.


 * Matthew Payne Assistant: In March 2020, Ryan became the personal assistant to Payne, helping him with his day to day business deals and simple tasks like cleaning his shoes and wiping his nose.


 * Harmony Repairs Garage: On April 29, 2020, he quit his job at QuickFix and moved on to working as a mechanic at Harmony. Ryan is known to grind at his jobs, leading him to get position of manager weeks after he got the job.

Vehicles and Racing
Ryan is considered one of the best drivers in the city, and was able to constantly escape the police in whatever vehicle he is driving. For instance, he once got away from a store robbery in a station wagon seconds after police showed up.

He believes himself to be a station wagon connoisseur as he owns every single wagon in the city. With each new shipment of vehicles that comes into the city, he will usually seek out more wagons to add to his collection.

Every once in a while, (although rare) Ryan has been seen doing crime in his Zircoflow Stratum (the drift wagon). His latest shenanigans involving his reformed Primo wagon, was when Ryan and Reid proceeded to take the new LSPD cadets on a chase throughout the city to help them with their coms. Then again, where they were in an hour and a half chase with the police; the two males continuously heading back to Harmony, repairing their car, and found by the police'''. '''The chase ended with spike strips and a molotov.

Criminal Record



 * Arson x1
 * Burglary x1
 * Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x2
 * Evading x1
 * Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x1
 * First Degree Speeding x1
 * Grand Theft x1
 * Joyriding x4
 * Kidnapping x3
 * Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x1
 * Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous x1
 * Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x1
 * Obstruction of Justice x1
 * Reckless Evading x7
 * Resisting Arrest x5
 * Robbery x7
 * Tampering With a Vehicle x2
 * Trespassing x2
 * Unauthorized Parking x1
 * Vandalism of Government Property x1

Drivers License: 4 Points (Valid)

AFTER RECORD EXPUNGEMENT


 * Failure to Obey Traffic Control Devices x3
 * Negligent Driving x1
 * Reckless Evading x1
 * Second Degree Speeding x1
 * Third Degree Speeding x1

Drivers License: 7 Points (Valid) 

Trivia

 * He was the designated getaway driver and thermite master on jobs.
 * Ryan and Rachel's father was rumored to make an appearance in the city at some point.

Quotes

 * "I'm taken!" - said to basically everyone he meets.
 * "REID!!!" - said basically every day.
 * "Free pasta, no spices!" - said to Travis Tribble during a Fleeca bank robbery.
 * "I'm getting married to Reid so I can take his money."
 * "Begone; only I can wear a purple hoodie." - said as a local wearing the same hoodie as him disappeared.
 * "Bad credit? No credit? Doesn't matter! If you breathe, you drive!"

Videos

 * First power substation thermite success.
 * Reid appreciates Ryan.
 * Ryan creates chaos.
 * Ryan is officially Reid's Old Lady.
 * Ryan has "CKR" carved into his chest.
 * Ryan breaks Reid with his DnD persona.
 * Parkleaf marriage.
 * Alabaster Slim reminds Ryan of what he's done.