Pork Chop

is a character by OrcsMakeBeautifulLovers.

Project Pigwaifu
Pork Chop was the result of secret experiments tabletop roleplaying companies funded during the 80s. During the boom of Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and introductions of game systems like Dungeons and Dragons, the tabletop elite decided to create Orcs. The blueprint was simple. We take man and combine him with pig. Thus, Project Pigwaifu was born. Project Pigwaifu was intended to beat the Japanese at their own game who were decades into cornering the Neko Maid markets. The rumors started to spread to the US of Catgirl chimeras in the Akibara region of Tokyo. We now know that this was false, and nothing more than just elaborate costume play.

During Project Pigwaifu, men in dark basements decided that Orcs could be created to be the muscle men for well-to-do business elites. The intent of OPW was not to create soldiers, because the Geneva Convention was very clear about Super Soldiers. But Orcs would be instructed how to protect the "Chairman", run small time operations, and be yes men that could be used to vote for board room discussions. Years of planning and practice gave birth to the accident known as "Porkchop Junior" also known as "Pork Chop". What resulted was a cheerful child, who was eager to learn, and showed interest in business. Unfortunately, the funding stopped because Project Pigwaifu proved to be too expensive. The end result was Humane Labs silently releasing Pork Chop into Paleto with a vhs of Wall Street. Pork Chop disappeared into the night, only to recently turn up on the streets of Los Santos.

Operation Breadbasket
Pork Chop was tapped by the Green Agricultural Company and the Putos Frutos to infiltrate the Burgershot business in hopes to locate where they grow their vegetable stash. Once imbedded with the grow operation, Pork Chop was tasked with stealing seeds, creating mutations, and sabotaging the growing process in hopes to learn what they know, and to cause a need for outside farming by the Green Agricultural Company. However, Burgershot Civil War, Operation Breadbasket has been sidelined because restructuring has caused a temporary suspension of all Burgershot employees.

Pork Chop recently revealed himself as a Seedth Lord to the Former Burgershot Rebels (Gladys Berry, Gerry Roche, and Scruffy Doodle). At this time, the former Burgershot Rebels have no problem with the sabotaging of Burgershot, and have promised to keep the secret safe. Pork Chop has still publicly aligned himself as a Burgi Loyalist, and Burgershot does not suspect a thing.

Friendship and Professionalism
Pork Chop is driven by business. He will work for anyone at any time, however he does not want to hurt anyone. Pork Chop has the Urban Apprentice background as well as Gunslinger's Loyalty and Never A Stranger perks activated. He wants to be everyone's friend and often times will give free compliments.

Notable Quotes
"Did I ever tell you about the bank job I did in Tennessee?"

"My name is Pork Chop and I'm your friend"

"The war with Eden is back on!"

"The word pyramid scheme gets thrown around alot, but let me tell you about the next exciting MULTILEVEL MARKETING CAMPAIGN that is sweeping the nation! Hi, I'm Pork Chop, you may recognize me from such Hallmark Movies such as Whose in my Ass!? 1 and 2.."

"Sup Sugarbutts"