Humberto Antonio Donato Pecorino

Humberto Antonio Donato Pecorino is a character role-played by HasanAbi

Description
Quick to point out any microaggression and potential fredo-phobia perpetrated by others (he believes Italians to be POCs - People of Carbonara), Humberto is not your typical Italian guido. A biromantic asexual from (allegedly) Liberty City, Don is just as quick to call out injustice as he is to create it. Be careful not to contest his claim to be an Italian, or you'll be on his bad side quickly. Rather than dealing out mob justice, Humberto instead deals out social justice. But don't make the mistake of thinking that just because he's an advocate for social justice, he won't go against the legal justice system if someone crosses him. He has a hot-streak and is quick to suggest violent action, whether prompted or otherwise, for better or worse. He is drawn to the life of crime, and is the type of person who will go as far as he can in order to defend those close to him.

He is recognizable by his golden chain, slicked back hair and exposed chest hair, but has an alternate style of choice with a black leopard-fur coat and bison mask with the same golden chain. He also cannot swim.

Early Life
Born August 23, 1991 in Hoboken, NJ (though claims it was Liberty City) to loving-yet-loud Italian parents with ancestry in Rome, Italy. He has stated that he went to middle school in Rome. He also attended community college. As a student in high school, Humberto has stated that he "had the makings of a varsity athlete," yet never played on any team.

Liberty City
He claims to hail from Liberty City, having recently arrived in Los Santos, but when confronted about these claims becomes hostile. Not much else is known about his youth except that he came from a traditional Italian household with his mother's domineering presence. He claims to come from the streets, but his street cred prior to arriving in Los Santos has been contested. He would move from Liberty City to Los Santos on February 5, 2021 at age 29.

San Andreas
Humberto has stated that he spent time in San Andreas, but nothing is known about this period in his life.

Sexuality
Don is a biromantic asexual, though the asexual part has been contested during various conversations. He admitted in a conversation with Sasuke Johnson that he is a verse (willing to be both the top or the bottom).

History
Notable events Don has experienced ever since his arrival to Los Santos.

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Criminal Record
Status of Drivers License: In Good Standing (Valid); Status of Weapons License: None


 * Misdemeanor Charge for Resisting Arrest - February 5th, 2021
 * 25 months in prison for Unlawful Imprisonment, Reckless evading, Robbery and Brandishing of a Gun - February 17th, 2021
 * 46 months in prison for Resisting Arrest, Accomplice to Robbery, Accomplice to Kidnaping, Evading Arrest - March 24th, 2021


 * Brandishing of a Firearm x1
 * Burglary x2
 * Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1] x2
 * Evading x3
 * Kidnapping x3
 * Joyriding x4
 * Misdemeanor Obstruction of Justice x1
 * Negligent Driving x2
 * Poaching x3
 * Resisting Arrest x3
 * Reckless Evading x2
 * Robbery x5
 * Unlawful Imprisonment x1

Enemies

 * Burger Shot - After several repeated instances of poor customer experience and 'fredophobia' (discrimination of Italians), Humberto began a feud with the restaurant chain. This animosity aligned with his owner status at the restaurant's main competition, the Rooster's Rest. Don quickly took to talking bad about the business to anyone who'd listen and began a harassment campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #burgergate, as well as working with or otherwise hiring dozens of people (including disgruntled employees and spies hired by Burger Shot) to leave their job or uncover dirt on the fast food chain. Most notably, Don and his associates have made the implication that the burgers served at the restaurant are made substantively of human meat, a claim that Kevin Whipaloo, when confronted by Don, would neither confirm nor deny, only stating that roughly 70% wasn't hamburger.


 * Mick Camland - Offered money in the Yellow Pages for information leading back to a man with slick back hair and a red jumpsuit (obviously Humberto), which Tony took advantage of and made an enemy out of as well. The reason he that he believes Humberto kidnapped his father, according to a cleric they met, is due to the video of the Cleanboi's car show he recieved before his disappearance. Camland set up a confrontation with Humberto, where he threatened to release the tape, Camland was promptly kidnapped and taken to the riverbed, where he was killed in the early hours of February 9th, 2021 by Gloryon, who, was coaxed by Pecorino into believing the murder to be a roleplaying challenge.
 * Sasuke Johnson - After Don insulted him and laughed at his family dying because he was useless, he and Sasuke have had an aggressive relationship, taunting each other and preparing to fight the other.

Victims

 * Rick Camland, Weazel News Reporter - Killed as a result of being fed alive to the sharks following his coverage of the Cleanbois' (stolen) car show and the interrogation going south. (02-06-21)
 * Random man while the crew was in search of fruit trees or farms to do business around, beaten to death. (02-06-21)
 * A random park ranger while the crew was hunting, beaten to death. (02-06-21)
 * A random Golden Retriever playing outside their dog house, shot. (02-08-21)
 * Mick Camland - Killed at their request by the hand of the cleric Gloryon, shot. (02-09-21)
 * Window Can - Killed when Don drove his car inside of a truck with the entire population of DanCon in his trunk. (04-18-21)

Trivia

 * Hank Pecker, his criminal disguise, is the name of a character previously played on the OTV Rust Divide Server, which is where Hasan started rping for the first time.
 * Humberto's initials (HP) are based off of Hasan Piker's real initials, as was the case with Hank Pecker.
 * His shoes (of which he owns multiple pairs) are gifts or hand-me-downs from his mother.
 * When he originally joined, Humberto accidentally doubled his present by placing it in his apartment personal storage.
 * Don claims to have had a Game Boy Color with Pokémon Yellow stolen in a bowling alley when he was a child, which is a thing that actually happened to Hasan Piker.
 * Humberto says he has dated many porn stars in the past, just like, guess who? Yeah, Hasan Piker.
 * Humberto received explicit photographs just like Hasan did in real life that same day (in a fan letter from his PO box). This caused him to join GTA RP late.