Alabaster Slim/2.0 and Prior

Alabaster Slim is a character role-played by Kyle.

General Description
Alabaster Slim is the owner of the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club.

He was previously an affiliate for the Leanbois but left after deciding the gang life wasn't for him.

He was previously the Co-Owner of Gno-Mercy Records but was removed from his position because he didn't contribute to anything. He was previously the owner of Cop Killa Records before it was merged into Gno-Mercy Records.

Physical Description
Alabaster Slim is a 48-year-old male with black hair and brown eyes. His black hair is usually either straightened and pulled back into a ponytail, hanging free in tight frizzy curls, slicked back into a businessman cut, or in a comb-over.

Slim has several tattoos on his body, including a tattoo of a revolver on his left hand, a tattoo of a woman on his right arm, and a tattoo of a woman on his chest.

He wears highly durable makeup, earrings, and has a mustache.

Outfits

 * A black suit with a bulletproof vest underneath.
 * A black hoodie with loose jeans and boots.
 * A yellow pimp coat with black leather pants and "thugg" boots.
 * A brown jacket with a flannel undershirt and jeans.
 * A black tanktop and leather pants.

Personality
Alabaster Slim is a hot-headed, aggressive man who resorts to violence over civil conversation in most cases. Rather than gaining respect through charm or charisma, he uses power and violence to control those below him and earn respect from those around him. While he does prefer to barge in guns ablaze, he also proves himself to be a clever, quick-witted leader and organizer in dire situations. Slim is a slippery sharp-shooter with crisp reflexes and an arsenal to match.

Although he is against the notion of being told what to do, it is common for Slim to allow others to make the plans or take the lead in jobs like robberies or shoot-outs. He often describes himself as "too lazy to care", hence him never disguising his voice or attempting to wear incognito outfits.

Major Events
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 * Title= CKR v Lost MC
 * Body=

Chapter One: "Hostage"
On July 13th, 2019, Slim, Lang Buddha, Eugene Zuckerberg, and Gomer Colton took Ryan Parker hostage for a bank job after he crashed into them. While in their trunk, Ryan managed to text Reid Dankleaf and pinged him while they were driving to the bank. When Reid arrived, he unloaded an AP Pistol outside and demanded that they let his "wife" go. When Slim didn't comply, Reid shot out their getaway car's tires.

The day after, Slim and Eugene rob Ryan of 10 bags of weed and tell him not to tell the rest of the Lost MC that is was them that kidnapped him the other day. Ryan got on the Lost MC 's radio freq and explains to Gary Adams what happened.

Chapter Two: "Yellow Jack"
After learning what Slim did to Ryan, the Lost MC called up Slim and asked him to meet them at the Yellow Jack. Slim, Eugene, Gomer, and Curtis Swoleroid go up to the yellow jacket to meet the Lost MC, with Slim and Gomer going inside and Eugene and Curtis staying outside in case something goes wrong, Slim tells them to shoot if he says the phrase "I'll be seeing you later" on the radio. Eventually, Slim and Gomer meet Reginald Campbell, Victor Mason, Samuel O'Faolain, and Gary Adams at the Yellow Jack. Reggie and Slim do most of the talking, with Reggie offering to forgive Slim for the trouble he's caused. Slim, however, claims that the whole mess was Ryan and Reid 's fault. He's also especially mad at Ryan for snitching. An uneasy end comes to the discussion, and as the bikers begin to walk away, Slim tells them, "I guess I'll be seeing you later".undefined Suddenly, Eugene and Curtis both wielding LMG's, flank the Lost MC from outside. Although both Gomer and Slim eventually go down, the rest of the bikers were outmatched by Eugene and Curtis ' bigger guns, and all four of them go down. Eugene and Curtis pick up Slim and Gomer and quickly leave the scene. Victor Mason later passed away due to complications while in the ICU.

Chapter Three: "Revenge"
After learning that Victor had passed away, Ryan and Mia Mersion went hunting for Eugene so they could question him on whether he had any involvement in the shootout at the Yellow Jacket. After smashing up his store for a bit, they found him and radioed the rest of the Lost MC so that they could question him together. Eventually, after much arguing, the Lost MC made Ryan let Eugene go, on account of them not knowing for sure that Eugene was apart of the shootout at the Yellow Jacket. Additionally, they didn't feel comfortable making such a large decision without the Club President, Rudi Rinsen, being there to give the go-ahead. After heading to the compound, the Lost MC agree to go after Slim and Gomer but will wait on going after Eugene until Rudi is around. A few minutes pass and Cooch Cassidy reports that there's a suspicious-looking vehicle hanging around the compound. Both he and Reid shoot at the vehicle causing the driver to flee into the ocean. Reid and Ryan spot a boat with the individual and tail it back to land, as soon as he beaches Rein and Ryan open fire on the individual, downing him. After a lengthy pursuit with the police, the Lost MC managed to get the masked individual to the compound and unmask him revealing him to be Eugene Zuckerberg. After comparing the outfit he was wearing, to the outfit that of one of the masked individuals involved in the shootout at the Yellow Jacket, the remaining members of the Lost MC agree that he was apart of it and open fire on Eugene causing him to go into the ICU.

Chapter Four: "Tough Choices"
Ryan Parker, Reid Dankleaf, and Reginald Campbell were making plans when they noticed a suspicious white vehicle occupied by Eugene Zuckerberg drive by the compound. They were immediately suspicious and went to investigate, Ryan and Reggie went to the southernmost part of the lake and find the car, alongside two occupied boats. The two attempt to make the driver of the vehicle step out, but they drive away, so the two try again with one of the people in the boats. The person (OTT) stealing the boat eventually stops and attempts to radio to his friends that the Lost MC found him, so Ryan and Reggie shoot and down him. The individual in the car (Eugene)and the individual in the other boat (Slim) come back and open fire on Ryan, taking out a few of the tires on his banshee, causing Ryan to be unable to chase after them. At this point, the police have arrived, before attempting to flee, Ryan realizes he can use the PD as a weapon.undefined He yells at the cop that there are people shooting in the water and drives him towards wone, the cop spots an individual (Slim) in the water and orders him to put his hands up, but is instantly put down.undefined While the rest are busy with the PD, Ryan drives back and picks up the individual they shot down by the boat and takes them back to the compound, where they unmask him and reveal that it's Outto-Tune Tyrone. After noticing that OTT is no longer speaking on the radio, Slim calls up Reid and attempts to get him back. That eventually fails, causing Slim to make a tough choice, and call the police to inform them that OTT is being held captive in the Lost MC MC Compound.undefined Before the police arrive at the compound, the Lost MC carve "Lost and Damned" into OTT 's back.

The PD arrives at the compound and begins to question the Lost MC members outside. Meanwhile, OTT attempts to bargain with Ryan, telling him that if Ryan returns his belongings and allows him to leave, he won't tell the cops about what happened. He starts counting down from three before he reaches one, Ryan walks behind him and knocks him out cold undefined and hides him in the back room of the compound. After hiding him, Ryan overhears an officer saying that they just want to search the compound in an attempt to distract and maybe lure the officers away, Ryan bursts out of the compound in his car. While attempting to drive away, he crashes into a sign and flips his vehicle, while repairing it a masked individual (Eugene)approaches Ryan and takes him hostage. Meanwhile, the PD is clearing the compound and find an unconscious OTT and transport him to Pillbox Medical. Slim, Eugene, Gomer, and Vinny Pistone take Ryan to an isolated location and get on his radio frequency and start taunting Reid. However, Reid stands his ground and tells them that he wouldn't stoop as low as to call the cops if he had been in their situation. Eventually, Slim gets a call from OTT telling him what they did to him, after learning what happened to OTT Slim decides that they should carve "CKR" into Ryan 's chest as payback. After that, Slim leaves the fate of Ryan up to OTT who ultimately decides to shoot him up.undefined While driving back to the Lost MC's compound, the group questions whether they did the right thing, before dumping him in the compound and calling EMS.undefined Before the EMS arrives, Norman Bones shows up at the compound, walks around a bit, and eventually walks away.undefined After receiving medical treatment Ryan is placed into the ICU.

Chapter Five: "Reggie"
On July 20th, 2019, Gary Adams, Reid Dankleaf, Reginald Campbell, and Jason Paul rolled on up Alabaster Slim, Eugene Zuckerberg, Lang Buddha, and Ellie Dono while they were leaving the CKR office. A shootout occurred between the 8 with all of the Lost MC getting downed and none of Slim's crew getting downed.undefined While in the hospital Reginald Campbell passes away from GSWs. Reid and JP also get sent into the ICU.

Chapter Six: "The End"
After a few more minor skirmishes; Rudi Rinsen called up Slim and both of them agreed to end the war.

While on the run after breaking out of prison, Slim ran into the Lost MC at the smeltery and gave them his 1 of 1 Pimp Chalice and asked them to show it to Jackie Snow in hopes of him believing that the Lost MC had killed Slim.

Over the course of the war, 3 members of the Lost MC passed away. }}
 * Victor Mason - Shot by Curtis Swoleroid and Eugene Zuckerberg at the Yellow Jack.
 * Reginald Campbell - Shot by Alabaster Slim outside of the CKR office.
 * Cooch Cassidy - Blown up by locals outside of Sandy Shores.

Quotes

 * "Cop Killa Records, we out here!"


 * "He a He-Bitch mu'fuckah"


 * "Come into my office let's have a meeting"
 * "Dance fo' ya pimp, bitch"
 * "I'ma put you out on the corner"


 * "Hug ya pimp, bitch"
 * "BLAP BLAP!"
 * "Broke hoe, titties to the flow, mu'fuckah."
 * "WE OUT HERE Mu'fuckah!"
 * "Toodles BITCH"
 * "Hey bitch"
 * "Who cares about ya?"
 * "Waddup hoe"
 * "Remember me muh'fuckah?" - to Rocko Colombo and Mia Mersion.undefined
 * "I was a pimp in a blimp with a limp, and I crashed that blimp and it gave me more of a limp." - to Sybil Shepard.undefined
 * "I'll slap everybody motherfucker, im a pimp not a preist"

Trivia

 * Likes Goldfish (Flavor Blasted) and wishes to be sponsored by them.
 * Is sponsored by UGG Boots, and calls them THUGG Boots.
 * It has been noted by Yung Dab (after having been pimp slapped) that Slim's hands are soft, and pleasing to the touch.
 * Loves dogs.
 * Claimed he didn’t care about his former wife (now divorced) Erin Cox, even though secretly he did care about her “a little” but never would admit it.


 * During his war against the Lost MC, Slim was never downed during a gunfight.
 * Used his "Law of Suprise" to take Erin Cox 's Mercedes-Benz AMG GT63.
 * Owns a 1/1 Vapid Ellie based on the Mustang from Gone in 60 Seconds.

Combat Highlights

 * Reed and Ryan roll up on Slim

General Highlights

 * Slim showcases how strong his pimp hand is
 * PIMP v PIMP
 * Slim suffocates Tinklebottom
 * Slim and Gomer try to save Eugene
 * Slim plays wingman
 * Coop hands Slim VU key on behalf of Nino