Father Riley

Father Riley is a character role-played by LordEarlGray

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Description
Father Riley is a frail old priest who has Narcolepsy (Falls asleep at random intervals), Amnesia, and is also Possessed.

Background
Sin has been rife in Los Santos for as long as the father can remember. He came to Los Santos over a month ago, and not a day has gone by where he hasn't seen some sort of twisted perversion on the streets. People fresh into the city, the bright shine in their eyes, gone, fallen to sadness and the devil lurking round the corner with a mask and a Beretta. Father Riley under the immense pressure of the church sought divine help to cope with it all. This is when he started having blackouts. The doctors called it Narcolepsy, the voices in his head called it 'a promotion'. It is rumored he can contact the divine, of both light, and the other one. This is unconfirmed and most likely heavy rumor. His main vocation is getting people to join the church of Ka'ching where he gives a sermon that is heavily privatized. Father Lingberg drafted Riley and two of his priest brothers to seek out the kidney that has devoured the holy pickle. This has led to some questionable kidneys being removed from citizens of Los santos. The fathers are still at large. Perks of the church have been said to have a privatized contact list for all of Los Santos, Crime, MRPD, if you need it they have it.

Quotes

 * "They shall not hide, they shall not run when my scripture soothes thine ears, but if they do...... Lord...... Have mercy on their souls"
 * "This isn't pillbox?"
 * "This isn't Burgershot?"
 * "Learn to do good; seek justice, correct oppression; bring justice to the fatherless, and please the widow's cause," (Isaiah 1:17)
 * "Gluttony for Gluttonys sake leads us to burgershot temptation" (C.Cornwood 10:45)
 * "For I am Thy Commissioner Eternal and give us our daily fistfights, Amen" (K.Pred 10:2 Code 3)(edited)