Alessia Lexington

Alessia Lexington is a character role-played by GamerMagoo.

General Description
Alessia is a Deputy for the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office, Badge #326.

Alessia’s parents were trampled and killed by demonic cows when she was 7. As a result she desires to kill cows whenever possible, and eats mostly beef. She also drinks a lot of apple juice.

After the death of her parents, Lexington was taken in and trained to what she believed to be a cow assassin, giving her skills necessary to avenge her parents' murder. Lexington later learned that she was actually just being trained to be a regular assassin, so she decided to use those skills to become a police officer and attended an academy in Nova Scotia.

Alessia transferred to Los Santos from Nova Scotia. She has a strong dislike of mobile phones, believing that they cause brain tumors, and used to keep hers in the glovebox of her cop car. After a while however, she began to realize how difficult it was to police without a phone and now begrudgingly carries one with her. She also had two pet bees in her pocket named Larry and Tiffany. They were her best friends. Tragically they passed away.

She was legally blind and had to wear glasses to see, otherwise her vision was a blur of colors. She lost her vision as a result of the trauma experienced while watching her parents' murder. She often wore prescription goggles instead of glasses during high intensity situations as they are less likely to come off.

On Friday, October 13, 2023, Lexington was given "the gift" by Ripley and was now able to see. However, she generally continues to wear glasses and goggles to protect her secret. She also no longer enjoys the taste of beef or other traditional human food.

Personality
Lexington can be very soft spoken in a new environment or around new people. Although initially quiet, she also lacks a filter leading to her interjecting conversations with inappropriate commentary, often catching those around her completely off guard. When Lexington is out of her shell, she's quite bubbly and goofy, often just wanting to have a good time on duty. Lexington also likes to stir the pot and will occasionally twist or exaggerate events to put others in uncomfortable positions for her own amusement.

Despite her fun nature, Lexington takes her police work very seriously. Lexington has been involved in setting up stings, executing raids, and even towing a judge's car. Lexington hopes to get involved in special units such as HVTU and K9.

Quotes

 * "I wake up fucking."
 * "It's spanking season."
 * "Groom me Daddy." to Aaron Byson.
 * "Who are you to tell me who I think you look like?"
 * "Suck my gun, bitch."

Trivia

 * Lexington was incorrectly listed as a Trooper for the SASP in the MDW until Tessa Lamb fixed it on 7/31/2023.
 * Lexington had three different call signs in her first week as a cadet. (172, 672, and 671)*
 * Lexington wears size 14 shoes.
 * Lexington has been known to slap homeless people with pickles as a motivational tactic. She also once slapped Kit Archer with with a pickle.
 * Lexington takes 45 minute poops.
 * Lexington has admitted to smelling like beef.
 * Lexington refuses to break the cuffs of another officer under any circumstances as she doesn't want to be charged for resisting.
 * Lexington once accidentally invaded the Russian embassy.
 * Lexington possesses extra strength in the month of October.
 * Lexington was bitten and turned into a vampire by Trooper Ripley on Friday, October 13th, 2023.
 * Lexington was named Lieutenant of the Bang Boy PD by Ranger Sgt. Jeffrey Bundy.

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