Billy Sprinkle/2.0 and Prior

Billy Sprinkle is a character role-played by BananaDuck.

Background
Billy Sprinkle is a homeless man and criminal mastermind. His criminal repertoire includes robberies, mayhem, and arson. Despite his low IQ, he's quite eloquent and is known to handle risky situations by talking his way out of them. He's known for random acts of violence like smashing his head against walls and stabbing people. Billy has a charming character and only smells of a bin if one is downwind of him.

His birth was not an easy one. His mother was not aware of her pregnancy with Billy. She thought for months that she had gained weight and that this was the reason for her enormous belly. One day, he fell out of her straight into the toilet and was left there alone for a few days. During this time he built up an extreme tolerance to bleach thanks to his diet of toilet cleaner and cigarette butts.

While they have not been seen in the city, Billy has made some colorful claims in regard to his family tree. He had a mother, called Gilly Sprinkle, who worked as a prostitute in order to ensure her son could wear Nike Air Maxes in the 1990's. The last time he saw her, he allegedly left her in a taxi cab in the hot desert of Las Vegas. She couldn't open the doors with her arthritis and allegedly this is what caused her death. None of these allegations have so far been proven in a court of law. He has a grandfather called Wilbur Sprinkle who refers to him as a waste of biological material. His presumed daughter, Lily Night-Sky, works as a police officer and juggles her law enforcement career with constant worry about her father and his life choices. While Billy does not dispute paternity of Lily, no DNA test has yet been taken.

Relationships
Billy's first encounter in the city was with his Scottish "Taco Mom" Fiona Stewart. She fed him with her finest tacos and gained his love and trust. Fiona has become like a mother for Billy despite his history with disappointing maternal figures in his past.

He met Paddy Patrickson near Pillbox Medical Center. Paddy gave him $5000, bought him his first car, and they became bestest friends. Billy offered to do "alleyway things" with him, but Paddy told him his wife Catherine Scratch would cut his head off because she's very protective.

Billy's right hand Gator Gal is Savanna Skinner. Together they have re-homed dozens of alley cats (for a reasonable adoption fee.) They are also both strippers at the Vanilla Unicorn. Billy and Savanna are working to make Los Santos a safer place by exposing Frank Williams, strangler of prostitutes. And of course, his bestest friend, Lenny Large who basically saves him from any kind of trouble.

Trivia

 * Billy doesn't like to get called "Sprinkles", because he's not a collective.
 * He was a part of the Air Force, until he was kidnapped by the aliens.
 * Billy is a renowned musician. His song "Daddy Come Home" was inspired by his father who left to get cigarettes but never returned.
 * An entrepreneur, Billy will exchange the following services for cash: giving false alibis, fake testimonies, doctored witness statements, and stabbings.
 * Billy is the co-founder of BashABum LLC.
 * Billy is known to betray those whose trust he has gained by playing "Air Force One".
 * He doesn't want to own a property, because he wouldn't be homeless anymore. This wouldn't suit him, because he likes being homeless.
 * He has a fondness for alcohol, bleach, drugs, arson, and robding things (and pensioners).

Quotes

 * "I didn't do nuffin'."
 * "I'll take you to chincity!"
 * "I want to sue for defecation of character."
 * "I'm ninety percent bowels, the rest of me just tags along."
 * "I was a gynecologist until they uhh...hired security."